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Chris Cannon
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Writer. Provoker. Portmanteau aficionado.

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Remember, it's not a war crime if it's not from a war region. It's just sparkling murder.
November 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Canadian headlines, lol
November 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
With Trump publicly calling for the death of public officials -- all military veterans -- I'm resharing my post from the Charlie Kirk era. Remember that guy? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Because Pepperidge Farm reads my Substack.

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How Do We Talk About Political Violence?
Parsing the language of attack and retribution.
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November 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
This week in Best of Substack!

- The Dallas-ing of America
- Vertical mirodramas
- Canada's "Gay Purge"
- Sarte's gaze
- The truth behind Buy Now, Pay Later
- Recipes!
- Substack and Freud
- An interview with John Mark McMillan

Read! Share! Subscribe!

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Best of Substack - November 24, 2025
Celebrating creators from every corner of the ‘stack.
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November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
My 30th feature in 15 years for UBC Magazine!

We can’t stop the clock, but our life experiences influence how fast it ticks—and how long we stay healthy.

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Born to age
From the womb on, our life experiences influence how fast we age—and how long we stay healthy.
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November 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Facts are Satan's way of hiding the truth.
February 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
How terrible a person must you be if even Dick Cheney doesn't want you there?
November 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The CIA has confirmed that the man on the left ordered the murder and dismemberment of Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi. The man on the right is telling a group of journalists "Things happen."
November 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
It is the first rule of combat: Know your enemy.

It is a study beyond knowledge, it is one of hearts and minds, one of true understanding.

Why does your enemy think the way they do?
Why are they fighting?
Why do they hate you?
Why do you hate them?

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How the Marine Corps Made Me a Progressive
I used to hunt terrorists. Now I'm a human rights reporter.
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November 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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The fake news media loves subjectivity when it comes to race and gender -- why not age? Were Epstein's victims really "children," or just "non-adult aligned"? Is Trump really a pedophile, or just "tween curious"? Think, people!
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Gift link to NYTimes article on how Trump is euthanizing the Kennedy Center.

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The Kennedy Center Crackup
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November 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
America in a headline.
November 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I'm researching a story through the US Justice Department website, and this banner pops up. Despite controlling zero branches of government, Democrats managed to rig the 2020 election and create the 3 longest shutdowns in US history. Unless the government is lying to me. Why would they lie to me?
October 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
If you're taking medical advice from this guy, you probably deserve what's coming to you.
complete batshit insanity
October 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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you know what, I love their commitment to the bit
October 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Karoline Leavitt Field Guide to American Fauna:
Frogs are Hamas, unicorns are Antifa, chickens are delicious.
Detroit #NoKings begins in 20 minutes and are ready. It’s party in Roosevelt Park.
October 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
How will FOX viewers be hallucinating the No Kings protest? Welcome to Antifa Headquarters.

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October 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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BREAKING: Scientists discover a cure for Billionaires!

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BREAKING: Scientists discover a cure for Billionaires.
YouTube video by Brian Calvert
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October 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Photo from 1992, Los Angeles -- not 2025, Portland. Our media is failing us.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Oct 7
"President Donald Trump and his top aides are using the word 'insurrection' more frequently to describe anti-ICE protests in places like Portland," writes Zachary B. Wolf. https://cnn.it/4pWYmzr
October 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.

Community action works.

Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...
October 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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I’m grateful to Aaron and the writers at Public Notice for tirelessly, pitilessly shining a light on the current administration’s malicious acts. Proud to be a subscriber!
This wknd marks 4 years of PN. I’m extremely proud of the newsletter’s evolution & our fiercely independent coverage of US politics, & grateful for the community we’ve built. It wouldn’t be possible without the support of paid subscribers, so please take advantage of our anniversary special 👇 Thx!
Commemorating four years of Public Notice
And a special offer for readers.
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October 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Let’s give these motherfuckers bribing and kidnapping children as much attention as possible
With deportation continuing apace amid the federal government shutdown, advocates speculated that the latest scheme to pay off immigrant children was deliberately timed by ICE and its parent agency, the Department of Homeland Security, to minimize public attention.
ICE Targets Unaccompanied Immigrant Children, Offering Payment for Deportation
ICE confirmed its plan to pay unaccompanied immigrant children in exchange for their agreement to be deported.
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October 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Our Great President is almost finished with his time machine to go back five years to the George Floyd protests and stop the rampant lawlessness in Oregon. #MakeAmericaPastAgainAgain
October 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Seriously. Fuck these fascists. Join a No Kings protest on October 18 and stand up for our rights and our democracy.
no kings
Seriously. Fuck these fascists. Join a No Kings protest on October 18 and stand up for our rights and our democracy.
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October 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Today marks the first day in public media’s history without federal funding. And we’re not going anywhere.

Listeners like you keep our mission alive. Protect one of the last places where America comes together to hear itself.

Stand with us today. Donate at this link: n.pr/46wamAj
October 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM