Chocoborborygmos
@chocoborborygmos.bsky.social
I'm an artist, Magic the Gathering player, writer, former journalist, he/him, and a PC/Switch gamer. I'm stoned and exhausted.
Of all videogame characters I understand Kratos the most. He did stupid things in his youth while he had a goatee, he has tattoos he regrets, he doesnt like authority figures, he grows a sexy beard, has an autistic son w/ a woman taller than him, & he just wants to rest but shit just keeps happening
November 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Of all videogame characters I understand Kratos the most. He did stupid things in his youth while he had a goatee, he has tattoos he regrets, he doesnt like authority figures, he grows a sexy beard, has an autistic son w/ a woman taller than him, & he just wants to rest but shit just keeps happening
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Another card!!!! My illustration of Myrel, Shield of Argive for the Secret Lair @mtgsecretlair.com An Encyclopedia of Magic drop! 🦁🤍🛡️
November 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Another card!!!! My illustration of Myrel, Shield of Argive for the Secret Lair @mtgsecretlair.com An Encyclopedia of Magic drop! 🦁🤍🛡️
Introducing my 13 year old son to Samurai Jack today
November 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Introducing my 13 year old son to Samurai Jack today
Damn, I’m not sure if I should build an Aloy deck or if I should put her in either Gimbal, or the very weird Lara Croft deck I have where I turn everything into artifacts so I can return any legendary from the graveyard to my hand
Probably should have bought two of her
Probably should have bought two of her
October 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Damn, I’m not sure if I should build an Aloy deck or if I should put her in either Gimbal, or the very weird Lara Croft deck I have where I turn everything into artifacts so I can return any legendary from the graveyard to my hand
Probably should have bought two of her
Probably should have bought two of her
If anyone scores one of those twisted metal sol rings and wants to part with it, please hit me up
October 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
If anyone scores one of those twisted metal sol rings and wants to part with it, please hit me up
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Tapping the sign (this same message popped up again just now)
How can wait times be higher than normal if these are the wait times every time? 🤔
October 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Tapping the sign (this same message popped up again just now)
Inside you are two wolves (green, 2/2):
One is mad that we line up like good little piglets for artificial scarcity in the name of capitalism to feel serotonin for five seconds
the other one really wants to make an Aloy deck
One is mad that we line up like good little piglets for artificial scarcity in the name of capitalism to feel serotonin for five seconds
the other one really wants to make an Aloy deck
October 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Inside you are two wolves (green, 2/2):
One is mad that we line up like good little piglets for artificial scarcity in the name of capitalism to feel serotonin for five seconds
the other one really wants to make an Aloy deck
One is mad that we line up like good little piglets for artificial scarcity in the name of capitalism to feel serotonin for five seconds
the other one really wants to make an Aloy deck
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Anyone else going through the motions like Bill Murray at his bleakest in groundhog day, just watching things that used to bring you joy slowly not anymore, while you watch the world collapse and continually find the threads/patterns that show you all of this life is rigged, or is just me?
October 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Anyone else going through the motions like Bill Murray at his bleakest in groundhog day, just watching things that used to bring you joy slowly not anymore, while you watch the world collapse and continually find the threads/patterns that show you all of this life is rigged, or is just me?
Any Magic players on here wanna trade their jaws secret lair? I have some bangers to part with: serialized bobblehead, smancy duskmourn sheep or rainbow surge Vincent - 1 of these could be yours
I cannot stress how important Jaws is to me and how monumentally sad I am that I missed out on it
I cannot stress how important Jaws is to me and how monumentally sad I am that I missed out on it
October 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Any Magic players on here wanna trade their jaws secret lair? I have some bangers to part with: serialized bobblehead, smancy duskmourn sheep or rainbow surge Vincent - 1 of these could be yours
I cannot stress how important Jaws is to me and how monumentally sad I am that I missed out on it
I cannot stress how important Jaws is to me and how monumentally sad I am that I missed out on it
It’s been two years since I’ve had any chocolate, three years since I’ve had any soda, four years since I’ve had alcohol and about 20 minutes since I last smoked a bowl
October 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It’s been two years since I’ve had any chocolate, three years since I’ve had any soda, four years since I’ve had alcohol and about 20 minutes since I last smoked a bowl
Still sad they didn't include the Nightcrawler/Kurt Wagner spider-Man in the MTG spider-man set, but I suppose at this point that the least of the complaints one might garner regarding this set
September 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Still sad they didn't include the Nightcrawler/Kurt Wagner spider-Man in the MTG spider-man set, but I suppose at this point that the least of the complaints one might garner regarding this set
Exhausted by the cornucopia of middling rapture jokes
September 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Exhausted by the cornucopia of middling rapture jokes
Good Morning Magic: the Gathering Friends! I stayed up too late last night making some proxies that fit in with a Cosmic Spider-Man themed spider deck, in case you want to stay consistent instead of casting random spiders. First up: Shelob, Child of Ungoliant. Gotta start out strong here:
September 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Good Morning Magic: the Gathering Friends! I stayed up too late last night making some proxies that fit in with a Cosmic Spider-Man themed spider deck, in case you want to stay consistent instead of casting random spiders. First up: Shelob, Child of Ungoliant. Gotta start out strong here:
I think I’m one of the only people that hates podcasts and listens to absolutely zero of them
Audio books or bust
Audio books or bust
September 17, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I think I’m one of the only people that hates podcasts and listens to absolutely zero of them
Audio books or bust
Audio books or bust
100% the artifact chimeras from Visions.
Used to run a kitchen magic 60 card deck with four of each, soul foundry/prototype portal and doubling seasons so I could get two token copies and sacrifice them for two +2/+2 counters
Used to run a kitchen magic 60 card deck with four of each, soul foundry/prototype portal and doubling seasons so I could get two token copies and sacrifice them for two +2/+2 counters
September 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
100% the artifact chimeras from Visions.
Used to run a kitchen magic 60 card deck with four of each, soul foundry/prototype portal and doubling seasons so I could get two token copies and sacrifice them for two +2/+2 counters
Used to run a kitchen magic 60 card deck with four of each, soul foundry/prototype portal and doubling seasons so I could get two token copies and sacrifice them for two +2/+2 counters
Nothing like a freshen up at the barbershop to combat your depression for a fraction of time!
September 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Nothing like a freshen up at the barbershop to combat your depression for a fraction of time!
This has been my favorite one drop for a very, very long time
August 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
This has been my favorite one drop for a very, very long time
Another day, another deck on Moxfield: Korvold. I waiting in line at my LGS when the original Brawl decks released. Korvold has evolved several times over the years, once I took it apart & sold it but the components kept coming back to me in packs and trades.
moxfield.com/decks/p4xL7p...
moxfield.com/decks/p4xL7p...
Korvold Move, Cotton - Commander (Korvold, Fae-Cursed King)
A deck created using Moxfield.
moxfield.com
August 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Another day, another deck on Moxfield: Korvold. I waiting in line at my LGS when the original Brawl decks released. Korvold has evolved several times over the years, once I took it apart & sold it but the components kept coming back to me in packs and trades.
moxfield.com/decks/p4xL7p...
moxfield.com/decks/p4xL7p...
Finally using Moxfield-- I plan to put up one of my decks every day until they are all listed.
Monoblack has always been a favorite & I have been perfecting this deck for years. It used to be Braids, Syr Konrad, Fumulus.. now it's Seph
All Card printings are accurate.
moxfield.com/decks/bNnWm-...
Monoblack has always been a favorite & I have been perfecting this deck for years. It used to be Braids, Syr Konrad, Fumulus.. now it's Seph
All Card printings are accurate.
moxfield.com/decks/bNnWm-...
Seph Deezos - Commander (Sephiroth, Fabled SOLDIER // Sephiroth, One-Winged Angel)
A deck created using Moxfield.
moxfield.com
August 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Finally using Moxfield-- I plan to put up one of my decks every day until they are all listed.
Monoblack has always been a favorite & I have been perfecting this deck for years. It used to be Braids, Syr Konrad, Fumulus.. now it's Seph
All Card printings are accurate.
moxfield.com/decks/bNnWm-...
Monoblack has always been a favorite & I have been perfecting this deck for years. It used to be Braids, Syr Konrad, Fumulus.. now it's Seph
All Card printings are accurate.
moxfield.com/decks/bNnWm-...
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What if #Pokemon and #AnimalCrossing had a crossover game? #25 🧲
August 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
What if #Pokemon and #AnimalCrossing had a crossover game? #25 🧲
Pretty cool to be able to play magic with my 13 year old; too bad for him I don’t pull punches even for family so I stomped his ass
August 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Pretty cool to be able to play magic with my 13 year old; too bad for him I don’t pull punches even for family so I stomped his ass
I don't care what mtg player this alienates but if you play Tergrid and load up your deck with entirely discard spells you're not fun and never will be
August 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I don't care what mtg player this alienates but if you play Tergrid and load up your deck with entirely discard spells you're not fun and never will be
I will forever think the Princess Bride is the best movie. I'm 43, I've seen it 5 million times and the line: "Life is pain, anyone who says otherwise is selling something." is so profound and timeless and perfect. I say it out loud at least once a week and a million times in my own head every day.
August 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I will forever think the Princess Bride is the best movie. I'm 43, I've seen it 5 million times and the line: "Life is pain, anyone who says otherwise is selling something." is so profound and timeless and perfect. I say it out loud at least once a week and a million times in my own head every day.