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Chick Gone Bad 🐸🐱🦖🏳️‍🌈♀️🇺🇦❤️
@chickgonebad.bsky.social
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Thelemite, Gen X, liberal, feminist, snark, queer, whatever. I'm banned from Tinder! What you see is what you get. All orange cats share one brain cell. Rebellions are built on hope.
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Saw this and thought of you, @slowloader.bsky.social
The little girl from the Morton's salt logo wears a top that says SPQR and Roman sandles as she sprinkles salt. Text below her reads, "Carthago Delenda Est" (Carthage must be destroyed).
December 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Pam Bondi's face continues to melt. It is sad. She was cute once.
A young Pam Bondi with Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein. A recent photgraph of Pam Bondi shows signs of bad plastic surgery.
December 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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A scene from the parking lot at Mar-a-Lago.
Trump in a car. There's a note on the window that says, "Please don't break the window. The A/C is on. He has water and is listening to his favorite music."
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Good morning! Coffee? Tea? Quaaludes? IHDY?
Ad for quaalude 300 proclaiming "a good morning after a sleep-through night." A balding man wearing a dress suit, slacks, and a tie stands at the kitchen table. There is a carton of milk and a glass of ornate juice in front of him.
December 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Here is the cake. It's not the most beautiful cake you'll ever see, but it is tasty. The nephew says he loves it.
A cake with lavender icing and purple sugar sprinkles, also decorated with a rainbow unicorn horn, ears, and eyes.
November 30, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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I also love him. Here's Molly. She would like to be the only cat in the house, but she is not. We have three orange and one ragdoll.
A happy orange cat sprawled next to a window.
November 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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I mean, here's an example... sorry for the long alt-text, but I wanted to put the horror out there. The Trump administration hates facts, and people.
Text from the CDC Maternal Mortality Prevention page at https://cdc.gov/maternal-mortality includes text: "Per a court order, HHS is required to restore this website to its version as of 12:00 AM on January 29, 2025. Information on this page may be modified and/or removed in the future subject to the terms of the court's order and implemented consistent with applicable law. Any information on this page promoting gender ideology is extremely inaccurate and disconnected from truth. The Trump Administration rejects gender ideology due to the harms and divisiveness it causes. This page does not reflect reality and therefore the Administration and this Department reject it."
November 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Let's do it in the butt, okay
The Pope holding a microphone to his face.
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Live your life with the joy of an orange and white cat over the heater vent on a chilly day.
Photograph of an orange and white cat curled up on a shelf next to a window.
November 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Post a book you love from the 80s. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookSky #BookChallenge #ReadingChallenge #ReadingCommunity #BookTok #Bookish #Books capitalized hashtags and alt-text for my visually impaired peeps
The cover of "Lord of the Dance" by Andrew Greeley shows a red-haired teen girl.
November 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Clay "Bubba" Higgins was the "nay" vote on releasing the pedo files.
On motion to suspend the rules and pass HR 4405: 212 Republican Yea, 203 Democratic Yea, 1 Republican Nay.
November 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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This is me at 15. I'm a child. I was just starting 10th grade. I am a CHILD.
A photograph of chickgonebad at age 15.
November 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Alt text matters.
A photo of Donald Trump and Pam Bondi. Above them, text says: "Trump and Bondi announce Operation Look the Other Way Deflect, Deny, Distract"
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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A photo shows Donald Trump sitting on a sofa with Jeffrey Epstein and at least 4 tween aged girls. Text reads,"What if? What if everyone posted this pic?"
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Bill Clinton may have gotten blowies from a young intern, but Donald Trump raped children. Maybe there's worse we don't know? Let's find out. Release the Epstein files.
A photograph of Bill Clinton next to a photgraph of Monica Lewinsky, with text: just a reminder that Republicans released all 445 pages of the Starr Report on a blowjob. Release the Epstein files.
November 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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"All I Want For Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey returned to 500K dsily Spotify streams on Saturday, October 25th. Due to global warming, Mariah Carey unfroze quicker this year. This is why we need to save the planet.
November 1, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Not an immigrant, not a drag queen. www.christianpost.com/news/son-of-...
Son of pastor who is part of Charlie Kirk's Turning Point USA religious outreach an, Jonathan Peternel, has been arrested for possession of over 200 child sex abuse images.
November 1, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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He's ready for Halloween.
A Halloween costume package with a photgraph of Mike Johnson on it. Label reads, "Pedo Protector Mike. Includes: Trump's boots (for licking), one (1) ticket to Epstein Island, empty legislative calendar, tax cuts for billionaires. Not included: a backbone, affordable healthcare, representation for Arizona district 7."
October 31, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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This is for @rdansky.bsky.social -- a selection of hairstyles for the Sasquatch in your life.
Sasquatch haircut guide shows the graduation, the top knot, the mullet, the forward brush, the Jheri curl, the flat top with fenders, the slick back, the businessman, the Teddy Boy, the pompadour, and the bowl cut.
October 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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The GOP work requirement plans.
"Are they no prisons?" asked Scrooge. "Plenty of prisons," said the gentleman, laying down the pen again. "And the Union workhouses?" demanded Scrooge. "Are they still in operation?" "They are. Still," returned the gentleman, "I wish they were not." "The Treadmill and the Poor Law are in full vigour, then?" said Scrooge. "Both very busy, sir." "Oh! I was afraid, from what you said at first, that something had occurred to stop them in their useful course," said Scrooge. "I am very glad to hear it."
October 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Just call me "Little Sunshine."
Screenshot reads: "You claimed 666 coins. Keep playing! Great!"
October 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Holy crap they're already sold out online.
Screen shot from Five Below website showing inflatable duck costumes already sold out online.
October 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Molly is ready for Halloween.
An orange and white cat licks a coffee mug that says "vampire blood."
October 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Spray painted graffiti reads, "ICE are Nazis."
October 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Thank you, @kierstenwhite.bsky.social -- I enjoyed this book so much.
The cover of Lucy Undying: A Dracula Novel, featuring the image of a young pale strawberry blonde woman wearing a crimson gown covered in bats.
October 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM