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ChelseaNH
@chelseanh.bsky.social
Cisgender apprentice geezer (she/her). Love of money is the root of all evil. I ain't no follaback girl.
'Sometimes people use "respect" to mean "treating someone like a person" and sometimes to mean "treating someone like an authority"

For some, "if you don't respect me, I won't respect you" means "if you don't treat me like an authority, I won't treat you like a person"'
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December 6, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Nobody hates capitalism as much as a successful capitalist. It's a rapid pivot to feudalism because risk is for suckers.
December 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Buy'N'Large is my nickname for Amazon.
December 6, 2025 at 1:10 AM
How's Meta's stock doing?
December 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
It should help that the rest of the judicial branch has about had it up to HERE with their cavalier attitude.
December 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Big win for the "wants to spend more on gas" demographic.
December 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Nope, gas. Apparently the previous owner installed it, so who knows what they did.
December 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Phytoremediation is one of my favorite words. (Also hypnogogic, but that one is not at all relevant.)
December 4, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Like kids, when you're loading two parents and five kids into the car to head to church. Sorry, what are these "seat belts" you're going on about?
December 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I bought a used car that had a remote starter installed. During a particularly cold winter, my battery needed several jumpstarts. Turns out the remote starter uses battery power to keep the engine block warm. (Not fluent in car, so that's an approximation.) I don't drive much, so ...
December 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Gunning for that "I'm BACK, baby!" moment.
December 3, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I was watching old shows on a cable channel and they ran commercials often. It was weird how they tried to target the MAGA demographic: the manly man on his motorcycle with his Trumpy Bear along for the ride...
December 3, 2025 at 5:44 AM
A cease-and-desist type post from management team? Assuming any corporate entity wants to step up like that.
December 3, 2025 at 1:05 AM
The other option is firing the expensive seniors and using juniors to vet the AI replacing them, which is one approach being pitched to software companies.
December 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Implicate the whole party: "Trump is corrupt, and Republicans in Congress are letting him get away with it."
November 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
There are two kinds of business regulations: written in blood and pulling up the ladder behind you.
November 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Our economy is designed for big businesses, to its detriment.
November 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
What makes this harder: a reliance on adjuncts and a growing attitude that education should be job training (with attendant emphasis on credentialing). It's all quantification.
November 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Ideally, the home country of the victims. Imagine Hegseth getting extradited for trial.
November 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
One of my cats prefers to recline on my laptop keyboard, which frequently results in various keys not working. (Fortunately I know about On-Screen Keyboard.)
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
See also: independent arbitrators

Somebody's paying their invoice.
November 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Seizing a nation's oil is a lot easier if you don't have to manage big time zone differences.
November 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I am the cliche of "first time mandoline user visits urgent care" (though happily not on a holiday).
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Our best hope is to convince him to turn it into a skating rink.
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I buy turkey parts so I can cook them in different ways. Also, less thawing and plenty of drumsticks to go around.
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM