Chelsea
@chelseadoll.bsky.social
40-something, stereotypical queer cat lady. I have come to scream about stuff I love: U2, OFMD, *NSYNC, MST3k and much more.
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If you’re over 27 and don’t have a pho guy I’m sorry but you aren’t gonna make it
November 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
If you’re over 27 and don’t have a pho guy I’m sorry but you aren’t gonna make it
Oh god. Do they think I’m a weird middle aged single person too?
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Oh god. Do they think I’m a weird middle aged single person too?
This is Bucky. He only has three legs. He’s my sibling’s cat and is very cute.
November 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
This is Bucky. He only has three legs. He’s my sibling’s cat and is very cute.
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It’s very odd being in my stepmom’s house and there are no pictures of my dad. Just the new boyfriend.
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
It’s very odd being in my stepmom’s house and there are no pictures of my dad. Just the new boyfriend.
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A dating app that only shows their latest Spotify playlist and bank account balance.
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 AM
A dating app that only shows their latest Spotify playlist and bank account balance.
Stepmom’s boyfriend has a 50-something year old son who is single and coming to dinner. Never married and no kids (“He’s like you!”). Instantly everyone was like “he has a steady job! He has his own home!” I have reached level “let’s set our sad sack sister up with rando single guy” in my family.
November 27, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Stepmom’s boyfriend has a 50-something year old son who is single and coming to dinner. Never married and no kids (“He’s like you!”). Instantly everyone was like “he has a steady job! He has his own home!” I have reached level “let’s set our sad sack sister up with rando single guy” in my family.
I am the token single person at Thanksgiving. As it was in the beginning, is now and ever shall be.
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I am the token single person at Thanksgiving. As it was in the beginning, is now and ever shall be.
Found out my stepmom’s new boyfriend is coming to Thanksgiving. I know my dad’s dead but can I just opt out?
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Found out my stepmom’s new boyfriend is coming to Thanksgiving. I know my dad’s dead but can I just opt out?
Sorry Fresno, but this is for you.
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Sorry Fresno, but this is for you.
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i have something to say
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
i have something to say
My microwave died. Just in time for the holidays. Awesome.
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 AM
My microwave died. Just in time for the holidays. Awesome.
And my emotional support show was born. This is my family.
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
And my emotional support show was born. This is my family.
Turkey. I would happily eat just the sides.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Turkey. I would happily eat just the sides.
I’ve been crocheting this granny square blanket for a year and a half. Someday I’ll finish it. Someday…
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I’ve been crocheting this granny square blanket for a year and a half. Someday I’ll finish it. Someday…
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Go to that gig. listen to that song, dust off that record player, learn to play that guitar.
Music helps us through. Life can be overwhelming at times. Music can help, I promise you that
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Music helps us through. Life can be overwhelming at times. Music can help, I promise you that
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November 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Go to that gig. listen to that song, dust off that record player, learn to play that guitar.
Music helps us through. Life can be overwhelming at times. Music can help, I promise you that
x
Music helps us through. Life can be overwhelming at times. Music can help, I promise you that
x
Jesus. If this isn’t me…
High functioning depression is crazy because just a rollercoaster that ends in sadness every night. But also having a full care team is crazy because every week is "Who wants to take this one? Perimenopause person, the therapist, the psych person, the PT person because she's just too idle, society??
November 23, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Jesus. If this isn’t me…
Wow. This is quite something.
I was compelled to look that performance up. The introduction of Yoyo Ma by the speaker is very poignant given where we are as a nation now. May we return to a country whose government values the contributions of immigrants again.
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7-Year-Old Cellist Prodigy Yo-Yo Ma's Debut Performance for President JFK | The Kennedy Center
YouTube video by The Kennedy Center
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November 23, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Wow. This is quite something.
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It's time we faced up to the inconvenient truth that Paul McCartney murdered Rupert Bear.
November 23, 2025 at 10:05 AM
It's time we faced up to the inconvenient truth that Paul McCartney murdered Rupert Bear.
Since I slandered Pizza Rolls the other day, my friend has been sending me absurd pizza roll videos. Just google “Florida chili”. I have heartburn just watching videos about it.
November 23, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Since I slandered Pizza Rolls the other day, my friend has been sending me absurd pizza roll videos. Just google “Florida chili”. I have heartburn just watching videos about it.
There’s a fine line between being informed and knowing too much. I feel like everyday recently has been an example of “knowing too much.”
November 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
There’s a fine line between being informed and knowing too much. I feel like everyday recently has been an example of “knowing too much.”
I accidentally ordered a chai latte with Irish cream syrup and it’s good. I wasn’t sure what to expect. It reminds me of a White Russian.
November 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I accidentally ordered a chai latte with Irish cream syrup and it’s good. I wasn’t sure what to expect. It reminds me of a White Russian.
That’s my band.
u2 11 o´clock tick tock - irving plaza
YouTube video by Oskikalicante
youtube.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
That’s my band.
Goodness. I forgot about this one.
Monday Morning 5: 19 by Rialto. One of those Britpop-era singles that sounded like it was going to be a massive hit but possibly arrived a little too late in the day and well after the backlash had started. Still sounds mighty though. Other lost belters?
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November 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Goodness. I forgot about this one.
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I’m having that thing where you log on to social and everyone is reacting to the new thing but the reactions are vague, aghast, angry enough that you’re struggling to figure out exactly what the new thing is. German must have a word for this.
November 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I’m having that thing where you log on to social and everyone is reacting to the new thing but the reactions are vague, aghast, angry enough that you’re struggling to figure out exactly what the new thing is. German must have a word for this.