Chelsea Cristene Bock
@chelseacristene.bsky.social
Proud community college educator based in Maryland. EdD student with a passion for information literacy and social justice. Warren Democrat. YIMBY. Anti-GenAI. She/her/bi. ♌️♋️♍️ Posts do not represent my employer.
Husband brought me some challah-to-go from a Shabbat dinner he attended last night. My first challah! It was really tasty.
December 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Husband brought me some challah-to-go from a Shabbat dinner he attended last night. My first challah! It was really tasty.
Have no fear: Lucy and her plush white belly are here.
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Have no fear: Lucy and her plush white belly are here.
To all a good Thanksgiving night, from me and my apple pie.
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 AM
To all a good Thanksgiving night, from me and my apple pie.
I am so tired of every reasonable person I know batting their eyelashes at me and being like “AI, right?” WRONG. Is this a hivemind situation like in Pluribus? Am I Carol?
November 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I am so tired of every reasonable person I know batting their eyelashes at me and being like “AI, right?” WRONG. Is this a hivemind situation like in Pluribus? Am I Carol?
A spider cricket appears in the basement. My husband is playing the video game Helldivers, fighting giant bugs. I point to the spricket. “Fight the real enemy,” I say with the intensity of Sinead O’ Connor on SNL.
My husband kills the spider cricket. His Helldivers avatar dies. But we are safe.
My husband kills the spider cricket. His Helldivers avatar dies. But we are safe.
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
A spider cricket appears in the basement. My husband is playing the video game Helldivers, fighting giant bugs. I point to the spricket. “Fight the real enemy,” I say with the intensity of Sinead O’ Connor on SNL.
My husband kills the spider cricket. His Helldivers avatar dies. But we are safe.
My husband kills the spider cricket. His Helldivers avatar dies. But we are safe.
Only when my bike got stolen because I realized I now had to lock it up living closer to the city. 😂 But honestly, I have more culture shock when I come back home to visit. The Trump supporters are so LOUD in Washington County and I’m not used to that here in Annapolis.
November 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Only when my bike got stolen because I realized I now had to lock it up living closer to the city. 😂 But honestly, I have more culture shock when I come back home to visit. The Trump supporters are so LOUD in Washington County and I’m not used to that here in Annapolis.
Lee Pace and Charlize Theron 🔥🔥🔥
November 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Lee Pace and Charlize Theron 🔥🔥🔥
Book: Normal People by Sally Rooney
Movie: The Encampments directed by Michael Workman and Kei Pritsker
Movie: The Encampments directed by Michael Workman and Kei Pritsker
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Book: Normal People by Sally Rooney
Movie: The Encampments directed by Michael Workman and Kei Pritsker
Movie: The Encampments directed by Michael Workman and Kei Pritsker
Back at ya!
November 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Back at ya!
Both are gorgeous but I have to go Zohran because I know more about him and adore his personality.
November 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Both are gorgeous but I have to go Zohran because I know more about him and adore his personality.
Would you pet this nice cat?
November 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Would you pet this nice cat?
“Sloth love Chunk”
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
“Sloth love Chunk”
Absolutely lethal levels of bisexual panic in the Zohran Mamdani/Rama Duwaji wedding pictures
November 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Absolutely lethal levels of bisexual panic in the Zohran Mamdani/Rama Duwaji wedding pictures
Documenting the first time I’ve ever gotten winged eyeliner to be symmetrical.
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Documenting the first time I’ve ever gotten winged eyeliner to be symmetrical.
I’m sorry but whenever I see “Nuzzi” all I can think about is
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I’m sorry but whenever I see “Nuzzi” all I can think about is
Live shot of the White House right now
November 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Live shot of the White House right now
This man is a year younger than me.
November 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM
This man is a year younger than me.
Currently:
November 8, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Currently:
Lucy may only have two brain cells, but she excels at emotional intelligence. Animals always know when their humans are sick and need them, and she’s being a Capital C Cat tonight!
November 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Lucy may only have two brain cells, but she excels at emotional intelligence. Animals always know when their humans are sick and need them, and she’s being a Capital C Cat tonight!
Started my Criterion Collection! My love of the 80s and 90s is showing…
October 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Started my Criterion Collection! My love of the 80s and 90s is showing…
Got my skatin’ pickle
October 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Got my skatin’ pickle
Hung out with a t-rex on wheels tonight!
October 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Hung out with a t-rex on wheels tonight!
Nothing but hugs for Governor Wes Moore! 💙 This morning the governor kicked off our canvass launch and rallied everyone behind the Democratic city council campaigns in Annapolis. Brooks and I are so grateful for his support! @govwesmoore.bsky.social
October 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Nothing but hugs for Governor Wes Moore! 💙 This morning the governor kicked off our canvass launch and rallied everyone behind the Democratic city council campaigns in Annapolis. Brooks and I are so grateful for his support! @govwesmoore.bsky.social