The Chatty Chimp
@chattychimp.bsky.social
Messing about in a tyre swing, enjoying my nuts and generally monkeying around.
You can't just suspend human rights because they are inconvenient, that's why they are rights. Ffs, stop being a twat.
August 23, 2025 at 8:57 AM
You can't just suspend human rights because they are inconvenient, that's why they are rights. Ffs, stop being a twat.
Dear #BBC
You might want to ask why the CMA would allow house builders to not share "how much they ripped off of buyers" and why, on payment of a small fee they can get away with illegality. But then, you'd be doing your job...
You might want to ask why the CMA would allow house builders to not share "how much they ripped off of buyers" and why, on payment of a small fee they can get away with illegality. But then, you'd be doing your job...
July 9, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Dear #BBC
You might want to ask why the CMA would allow house builders to not share "how much they ripped off of buyers" and why, on payment of a small fee they can get away with illegality. But then, you'd be doing your job...
You might want to ask why the CMA would allow house builders to not share "how much they ripped off of buyers" and why, on payment of a small fee they can get away with illegality. But then, you'd be doing your job...
Where they worried they'd accept the money? I'm always fighting off people giving me wads of cash, the pestering bastards!
June 25, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Where they worried they'd accept the money? I'm always fighting off people giving me wads of cash, the pestering bastards!
Seems about right
June 23, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Seems about right
May 26, 2025 at 7:42 AM
@bbcnews journalism reaches a new low. Was this written by the work experience guy?
May 18, 2025 at 10:31 AM
@bbcnews journalism reaches a new low. Was this written by the work experience guy?
This is how my afternoon ended. I'll take it for the win.
May 13, 2025 at 4:42 PM
This is how my afternoon ended. I'll take it for the win.
That is neither your decision or perogative you conceited arse. As for forgiving you for misery you caused, I don't. Protect children, close the churches.
March 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
That is neither your decision or perogative you conceited arse. As for forgiving you for misery you caused, I don't. Protect children, close the churches.
Here at Don's Dodgy Motors we believe that selling a Tesla is like making love to beautiful woman. #DonaldTrump
March 12, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Here at Don's Dodgy Motors we believe that selling a Tesla is like making love to beautiful woman. #DonaldTrump
I assume I’m just out of touch on bits of pop culture?
February 28, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I assume I’m just out of touch on bits of pop culture?
Dear @bbc
I didn't realise the Bond franchise was run by the Worcestershire Broccoli's, I thought it was some upstart Yanks. Thank you for the correction.
Yours
Blofeld
I didn't realise the Bond franchise was run by the Worcestershire Broccoli's, I thought it was some upstart Yanks. Thank you for the correction.
Yours
Blofeld
February 21, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Dear @bbc
I didn't realise the Bond franchise was run by the Worcestershire Broccoli's, I thought it was some upstart Yanks. Thank you for the correction.
Yours
Blofeld
I didn't realise the Bond franchise was run by the Worcestershire Broccoli's, I thought it was some upstart Yanks. Thank you for the correction.
Yours
Blofeld
December 10, 2024 at 10:15 AM
November 29, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Discussing the carpet fitting with a writer friend and I used the phrase 'carpeteer', he looked askance. Surely this an acceptable usage?
November 21, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Discussing the carpet fitting with a writer friend and I used the phrase 'carpeteer', he looked askance. Surely this an acceptable usage?