Matt Chatham
@chatham58.bsky.social
Raised in IA, schooled in SD, settled in MA | 3x Super Bowl champ | Babson MBA | Founder of the Rub Smoke Love seasoning company #GoldBark #BeefCake #LifeOfBrine https://rubsmokelove.com
You know it’s a totally real, big-time award when ya gotta put the medal around your own neck
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December 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Future generations will teach courses & symposiums & write books &
documentaries about why this rotating collection of spineless chucklefucks stood around this bumbling idiot during his daily crusty senior lounge act without ever speaking up to say the lunatic wasn’t making one f’ing drop of sense
documentaries about why this rotating collection of spineless chucklefucks stood around this bumbling idiot during his daily crusty senior lounge act without ever speaking up to say the lunatic wasn’t making one f’ing drop of sense
December 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Future generations will teach courses & symposiums & write books &
documentaries about why this rotating collection of spineless chucklefucks stood around this bumbling idiot during his daily crusty senior lounge act without ever speaking up to say the lunatic wasn’t making one f’ing drop of sense
documentaries about why this rotating collection of spineless chucklefucks stood around this bumbling idiot during his daily crusty senior lounge act without ever speaking up to say the lunatic wasn’t making one f’ing drop of sense
Paco, expert midday office productivity killer
December 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Paco, expert midday office productivity killer
Credit where credit is due: Grandpa beat woke. Not woke. At all. Impossible to be less woke than a narcoleptic POTUS.
December 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Credit where credit is due: Grandpa beat woke. Not woke. At all. Impossible to be less woke than a narcoleptic POTUS.
Serious question:
How big of an idiot do you have to be to brag about how you did on a cognitive test you were forced to take?
Serious answer:
How big of an idiot do you have to be to brag about how you did on a cognitive test you were forced to take?
Serious answer:
November 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Serious question:
How big of an idiot do you have to be to brag about how you did on a cognitive test you were forced to take?
Serious answer:
How big of an idiot do you have to be to brag about how you did on a cognitive test you were forced to take?
Serious answer:
Final use for the last of the Thanksgiving smoked drunken cranberry sauce: atop warm, crisped vanilla pizzelles w/ fresh cream 👨🍳
November 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Final use for the last of the Thanksgiving smoked drunken cranberry sauce: atop warm, crisped vanilla pizzelles w/ fresh cream 👨🍳
This is peak Thanksgiving weekend morning mood
November 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM
This is peak Thanksgiving weekend morning mood
Gonna need a bigger boa…errr…truck
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Gonna need a bigger boa…errr…truck
Leftover smoked turkey skin crisped up after an air fryer sesh is a life-changing experience. I can see clearly now, the rain is gone…#BeefCake
November 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Leftover smoked turkey skin crisped up after an air fryer sesh is a life-changing experience. I can see clearly now, the rain is gone…#BeefCake
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#GoldBark #BeefCake #LifeOfBrine
SHOP NOW👇
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15% off all products, sitewide. Free shipping on all orders over $25
🚨 rubs
🚨 smoked salt
🚨 seasoned panko
🚨 gift boxes
🚨 merch
#GoldBark #BeefCake #LifeOfBrine
November 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
#BlackFridaySale is 🚨LIVE🚨 today thru #CyberMonday2025
SHOP NOW👇
rubsmokelove.com
15% off all products, sitewide. Free shipping on all orders over $25
🚨 rubs
🚨 smoked salt
🚨 seasoned panko
🚨 gift boxes
🚨 merch
#GoldBark #BeefCake #LifeOfBrine
SHOP NOW👇
rubsmokelove.com
15% off all products, sitewide. Free shipping on all orders over $25
🚨 rubs
🚨 smoked salt
🚨 seasoned panko
🚨 gift boxes
🚨 merch
#GoldBark #BeefCake #LifeOfBrine
Thanksgiving dinner is great, but don’t sleep on the Friday brunch after…
✅ Amaretto brioche French toast
✅ topped with yesterday’s smoked drunken cranberry sauce and fresh cream
✅ #GoldBark bacon
✅ Amaretto brioche French toast
✅ topped with yesterday’s smoked drunken cranberry sauce and fresh cream
✅ #GoldBark bacon
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Thanksgiving dinner is great, but don’t sleep on the Friday brunch after…
✅ Amaretto brioche French toast
✅ topped with yesterday’s smoked drunken cranberry sauce and fresh cream
✅ #GoldBark bacon
✅ Amaretto brioche French toast
✅ topped with yesterday’s smoked drunken cranberry sauce and fresh cream
✅ #GoldBark bacon
Looking for an easy, next-level new side to try to round out your #Thanksgiving feast tomorrow?
Try roasted #GoldBark Brussels sprouts w/ smoked bacon 😋 🚀
EZ to follow video below…
Try roasted #GoldBark Brussels sprouts w/ smoked bacon 😋 🚀
EZ to follow video below…
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Looking for an easy, next-level new side to try to round out your #Thanksgiving feast tomorrow?
Try roasted #GoldBark Brussels sprouts w/ smoked bacon 😋 🚀
EZ to follow video below…
Try roasted #GoldBark Brussels sprouts w/ smoked bacon 😋 🚀
EZ to follow video below…
Imagine if everything you repeatedly told people about yourself was a lie. Line, after line, after line, after line, after line until you eventually stop saying things. Your entire self-image resumé a totally made up farce—that you can’t help but tell people. A real-deal basket case. As POTUS ffs 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Imagine if everything you repeatedly told people about yourself was a lie. Line, after line, after line, after line, after line until you eventually stop saying things. Your entire self-image resumé a totally made up farce—that you can’t help but tell people. A real-deal basket case. As POTUS ffs 🤣
Got a mac & cheese, potato, or fav pasta dish on your menu for your #Thanksgiving feast?
Try #GoldBark BBQ panko as a crispy topping flavor explosion! Make your sides the main character😉
*Prime delivery by tomorrow for most New England addresses, shop👇
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Try #GoldBark BBQ panko as a crispy topping flavor explosion! Make your sides the main character😉
*Prime delivery by tomorrow for most New England addresses, shop👇
a.co/d/bkgO3JQ
November 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Got a mac & cheese, potato, or fav pasta dish on your menu for your #Thanksgiving feast?
Try #GoldBark BBQ panko as a crispy topping flavor explosion! Make your sides the main character😉
*Prime delivery by tomorrow for most New England addresses, shop👇
a.co/d/bkgO3JQ
Try #GoldBark BBQ panko as a crispy topping flavor explosion! Make your sides the main character😉
*Prime delivery by tomorrow for most New England addresses, shop👇
a.co/d/bkgO3JQ
Descending the stairs, zombie slog to the coffee machine, just happen to catch a fleeting glimpse of a perfectly timed long window burning sunrise reveal. But in mere minutes hues lighten, the deep vibrancy gone.
There’s some parable in that, I’m sure, but like I said…still haven’t had my coffee.
There’s some parable in that, I’m sure, but like I said…still haven’t had my coffee.
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Descending the stairs, zombie slog to the coffee machine, just happen to catch a fleeting glimpse of a perfectly timed long window burning sunrise reveal. But in mere minutes hues lighten, the deep vibrancy gone.
There’s some parable in that, I’m sure, but like I said…still haven’t had my coffee.
There’s some parable in that, I’m sure, but like I said…still haven’t had my coffee.
He IS the SNL skit, no need to parody him. The low comprehension lying aside, there are no Walmarts in the five boroughs.
Zip, zero, zilch
Big New Yorker, this POTUS. Knows NYC inside & out.
Zip, zero, zilch
Big New Yorker, this POTUS. Knows NYC inside & out.
November 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
He IS the SNL skit, no need to parody him. The low comprehension lying aside, there are no Walmarts in the five boroughs.
Zip, zero, zilch
Big New Yorker, this POTUS. Knows NYC inside & out.
Zip, zero, zilch
Big New Yorker, this POTUS. Knows NYC inside & out.
An important message:
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
An important message:
Branding a gun w/ a guy who can’t & doesn’t shoot might sound off. Until you remember they branded a Bible with this same guy, who defies Christ daily. And also a cheap, cheesedick painted basketball shoe…for a guy who doesn’t wear sneakers, much less play basketball. So yeah, this tracks.
November 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Branding a gun w/ a guy who can’t & doesn’t shoot might sound off. Until you remember they branded a Bible with this same guy, who defies Christ daily. And also a cheap, cheesedick painted basketball shoe…for a guy who doesn’t wear sneakers, much less play basketball. So yeah, this tracks.
You DO NOT need a “brine kit” for the best holiday turkey of ya life…
1. Head to nearest New England Shaw’s or Star Market
2. Choose your #Thanksgiving 🦃
3. Find the Rub Smoke Love rubs display in-store
4. Follow the EZ video below👇 for the perfect brine & turkey 2-ways, #GoldBark or #BeefCake
1. Head to nearest New England Shaw’s or Star Market
2. Choose your #Thanksgiving 🦃
3. Find the Rub Smoke Love rubs display in-store
4. Follow the EZ video below👇 for the perfect brine & turkey 2-ways, #GoldBark or #BeefCake
November 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
You DO NOT need a “brine kit” for the best holiday turkey of ya life…
1. Head to nearest New England Shaw’s or Star Market
2. Choose your #Thanksgiving 🦃
3. Find the Rub Smoke Love rubs display in-store
4. Follow the EZ video below👇 for the perfect brine & turkey 2-ways, #GoldBark or #BeefCake
1. Head to nearest New England Shaw’s or Star Market
2. Choose your #Thanksgiving 🦃
3. Find the Rub Smoke Love rubs display in-store
4. Follow the EZ video below👇 for the perfect brine & turkey 2-ways, #GoldBark or #BeefCake
Early morning stop at my local Big Y World Class Market…now all stocked up across New England w/ #GoldBark & #BeefCake seasonings to fuel your #Thanksgiving feast—from seasoning your 🦃, to a litany of other apps dishes & casseroles. LFG!
*Of course, had to get my fav Big Y pastry, donut croissant 😋
*Of course, had to get my fav Big Y pastry, donut croissant 😋
November 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Early morning stop at my local Big Y World Class Market…now all stocked up across New England w/ #GoldBark & #BeefCake seasonings to fuel your #Thanksgiving feast—from seasoning your 🦃, to a litany of other apps dishes & casseroles. LFG!
*Of course, had to get my fav Big Y pastry, donut croissant 😋
*Of course, had to get my fav Big Y pastry, donut croissant 😋
You aren’t the alpha country in the 🌎 if you’re so needy for a bag of cash that you’ll sell out your own people & American ideals if it gets you the right investment partner. This is shit mid countries are forced to do—“shit hole” ones, as they say.
Trump makes America look like a ho because he is
Trump makes America look like a ho because he is
November 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
You aren’t the alpha country in the 🌎 if you’re so needy for a bag of cash that you’ll sell out your own people & American ideals if it gets you the right investment partner. This is shit mid countries are forced to do—“shit hole” ones, as they say.
Trump makes America look like a ho because he is
Trump makes America look like a ho because he is
Don’t miss in Trump’s moronic diatribe that the alleged ⭐️ dealmaker’s big healthcare idea is “here, you go negotiate something.” It’s a tacit admission that he’s got absolutely nothing on this, doesn’t get it at all. All these years & a-ha: “I decree people take some 💰 & figure it out (cuz I can’t)”
November 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Don’t miss in Trump’s moronic diatribe that the alleged ⭐️ dealmaker’s big healthcare idea is “here, you go negotiate something.” It’s a tacit admission that he’s got absolutely nothing on this, doesn’t get it at all. All these years & a-ha: “I decree people take some 💰 & figure it out (cuz I can’t)”
“Trump says.” And how, pray tell, would he know the price of *anything* at a grocery store, you lying canker?
November 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
“Trump says.” And how, pray tell, would he know the price of *anything* at a grocery store, you lying canker?