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was in pacifica today so of course i had to do the thing: go to the Taco Bell on the beach and get a cheesy gordita crunch and a baja blast
A wooden building with Taco Bell signage. The view is from the parking lot and there's a large American flag and a bright blue sky. A hand holding up a Taco Bell cheesy gordita crunch in front of the ocean. The sky is bright blue and surfers can be seen in the water.
December 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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In the folder you save this python file, make another file where you have your moksha status URLS, one per line (save as moksha_URLS or change line 5 to whatever you name it). Run this script and give it a minute it'll spit all these out, like below
December 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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the forward march of time with tech is crazy
A variety of removable media. There's a 4 GB, 8 GB, and 16 GB USB drives, 2 GB, 4 GB, and 16 GB SD cards, and a 512 GB micro SD card.
November 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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I got an MLB ssr riko and plenty of slots for follows lol #umamusume
November 16, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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yaaaaaaaay i got my first One Of Those :)
An email from "peter small" with the subject line "ACTIVE.......?" The body is: " Hi there, Did you happen to be the author of the book I just finished reading online?"
November 8, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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It's always fun to do an hmm lot for an old hasbro model I had as a kid.
Gun Sniper with the Wild Weasel Unit. It's...not as sturdy as later HMMs. Also I'm really running out of room for these lol #zoids #plamo
A plastic model of a robotic therapist dinosaur. Its absolutely overloaded with guns. A front view of the same model, with hatches open to show missels ready to be launched. The same model from a side view.
November 3, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Code for the input page and output page. I'm Unwell and care a lot about whitespace (and HTML renders them weird) hence all the control chars.
I also wanted the user-entered words to look "hand written" so they're a different size/font than the other text (hence the divs)
October 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Signed up for a Professional Thing and got this absolutely terrifying email in response.
Text that reads "To that end, I understand that you are a BIRD."
October 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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POV: Gold Ship tells you that the hot new thing is Set-Location
October 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Also made 3 ABSOLUTELY TOTALLY NORMAL origami horses
It was def fun tweaking the design to give more specific...character. To these horses that are NOT specific characters.
October 20, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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after a whole week of Too Much Thinking, decided to do a Not Thinking hobby today
Takara Tomy Realize Blade Liger 1/100 scale (guest starring Kotobukiya D-Style Blade Liger) #zoids
A blue and black animalistic robot in the shape of a big cat. Its two blades are pointed forwards like rifles. A blue and black animalistic robot in the shape of a big cat. It's being held aloft in an action pose with an orange effect on the deployed blades. Two versions of the same big cat robot. The one on the left is smaller and has chibi proportions, while the one on the right is larger and more proportional.
October 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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At da Airport
Four house sparrows standing between the Southwest boarding pylons inside an airport terminal.
October 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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At my cister's wedding
A hand holding up a beautiful glass of Baja Blast.
October 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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also also someone hurry up and invite me to a powerpoint party i have a draft all ready to be made into an actual good powerpoint
(i will also accept invites to ted talks where i can share my objectively correct opinions)
A dark orange square with three memes and the text "WHY PSIONICS IN SF IS BULLSHIT"
September 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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A very 80s meme of Prince(?) with the text "You can always pirate Disney shit / it's always morally correct"
September 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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4. How to get your short fiction published!
This one is free 'cause none of this is, like, revolutionary info. But it exists!
chasej.gumroad.com/l/bxovd
September 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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3. Reprint mini zines
In case you ever wanted to pay for a story you can read for free lol 900-something words x2
chasej.gumroad.com/l/efynzb
September 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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2. How 2 Protest & NOT end up in jail
A FICTIONAL!!! in-world decora zine that has, uh, aged interestingly. ~1K words
chasej.gumroad.com/l/grhwr
September 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Zines are up! They're all digital-only right now, but you can print them yourself!
1. We can't outrun the end of the world
Animals and the apocalypse! ~100 words + pictures
chasej.gumroad.com/l/gcwmf
September 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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what about
August 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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did she fall into a vat of curry
A screenshot of a news article with the title "Rescuers learn that the 'exotic' bird they found was actually a seagull covered in curry". A person is holding a seagull that is bright orange.
August 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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A picture of Arin Hanson's head on a space background. The text is a quote from him, which reads "Do you think I came out the pussy drawing fucking Mozart?"
August 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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The fucking gall of United Healthcare to be like "oh sorry, im sure we can help you like us again!"
(turns out they have a secret actually up to date list of in-network providers they don't let users see BUT the chat "agent" can generate a PDF if you ask)
A screenshot of a chat message that reads "I sincerely apologize for this inconvenience, Chase. I am sorry your experience with us has not been satisfactory. I will try my best to change your perception today."
August 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Person 1: if she fell over, would you euthanize her Image: horse girl rice shower holding a plushie of herself Person 2: I cannot stress enough how readily I would euthanize any of these horse girls
July 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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mfw injecting custom css into a wbesite to make an annoying watermark go way

(ignore the fact it took me downloading 3 different browser extensions, an hour of experimenting, and the help of a gay animal person in my phone to get it working)
A meme of Yusaku Yu-Gi-Oh VRAINS metaverse-sona wearing sunglasses. The background is the stereotypical 80s lasers and the word HACKERMAN with that one chrome effect.
July 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM