Chartoc
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At-Home Fitness Gay
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NC guy He/Him
At-Home Fitness Gay
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this isn't how it works, president dementia is having a crashout day because he's losing control of both the republican party and his own presidency and he knows it
It should go without saying, but the president has no authority to do this, and anyone reporting the story needs to say as such.
November 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
this isn't how it works, president dementia is having a crashout day because he's losing control of both the republican party and his own presidency and he knows it
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I didn't realize that this picture has Ryan Lizza but I will repeat that the entire pundit class are complicit and should be tried for the conspiracy they willingly colluded on.
This judgment of how people can find an obvious twerp impressive is a little funny from Chris Hayes
November 28, 2025 at 8:18 AM
I didn't realize that this picture has Ryan Lizza but I will repeat that the entire pundit class are complicit and should be tried for the conspiracy they willingly colluded on.
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What other movies would be good to make a camel cry?
in the emergency room for a snake bite and they rush in a camel to watch The Notebook
November 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
What other movies would be good to make a camel cry?
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How does a movie about a stalker marrying his victim make someone cry?
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
How does a movie about a stalker marrying his victim make someone cry?
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That's two hours and three minutes long, we have to find a shorter movie that's equally or more sad.
Portrait of a Lady on Fire is slightly shorter but what if the camel is homophobic?
The Iron Giant is under an hour and a half but what if the camel thinks animation is for children?
Portrait of a Lady on Fire is slightly shorter but what if the camel is homophobic?
The Iron Giant is under an hour and a half but what if the camel thinks animation is for children?
November 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
That's two hours and three minutes long, we have to find a shorter movie that's equally or more sad.
Portrait of a Lady on Fire is slightly shorter but what if the camel is homophobic?
The Iron Giant is under an hour and a half but what if the camel thinks animation is for children?
Portrait of a Lady on Fire is slightly shorter but what if the camel is homophobic?
The Iron Giant is under an hour and a half but what if the camel thinks animation is for children?
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in the emergency room for a snake bite and they rush in a camel to watch The Notebook
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
in the emergency room for a snake bite and they rush in a camel to watch The Notebook
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Always important to bear in mind that Truth Social posts do not have the force of law and sometimes Trump just says he’s doing things and nothing actually happens.
Trump claims “any document” signed by Joe Biden is “hereby terminated.”
He calls out executive orders later but obviously “any document” would be much broader and include legislation.
(He can’t legally do that but, as always, we get to watch how far he can push this without repercussions)
He calls out executive orders later but obviously “any document” would be much broader and include legislation.
(He can’t legally do that but, as always, we get to watch how far he can push this without repercussions)
November 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Always important to bear in mind that Truth Social posts do not have the force of law and sometimes Trump just says he’s doing things and nothing actually happens.
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A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
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Does make me wonder if Slotkin, Kelly, and the rest of Congress were hearing stuff prompting the video they made about not following illegal orders
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Does make me wonder if Slotkin, Kelly, and the rest of Congress were hearing stuff prompting the video they made about not following illegal orders
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I'd remind folks that Stephen Miller (which that post was) says lots of shit and the vast majority of it doesn't even start to happen.
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I'd remind folks that Stephen Miller (which that post was) says lots of shit and the vast majority of it doesn't even start to happen.
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good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong
this story delights me every year
this story delights me every year
From text to tradition: Jamal Hinton and Wanda Dench mark 10th Thanksgiving together after accidental invitation.
Arizona pair celebrates decade of friendship that started with wrong text
From text to tradition: Jamal Hinton and Wanda Dench mark 10th Thanksgiving together after accidental invitation.
www.azfamily.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong
this story delights me every year
this story delights me every year
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This kind of content bothers me because while I agree with the underlying premise that we need healthcare reform, 90% of the people agitating for it believe they will get more care, more easily, for less than they are currently paying and I don’t think that’s true
November 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
This kind of content bothers me because while I agree with the underlying premise that we need healthcare reform, 90% of the people agitating for it believe they will get more care, more easily, for less than they are currently paying and I don’t think that’s true
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This is not why I pay for health insurance though! I can’t even figure out a way to extend the grocery store metaphor to cover a catastrophic health event
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This is not why I pay for health insurance though! I can’t even figure out a way to extend the grocery store metaphor to cover a catastrophic health event
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A *huge* vaccine victory. I've been writing on this for years; Australia has seen remarkable progress in cervical cancer prevention with the HPV vaccine. I love seeing science triumph like this.
Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s.
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
newsGP - Australia set for world-first cervical cancer elimination
Vaccination programs have played a key role, and GPs remain ‘instrumental’ in boosting screening rates to reach the 2035 target.
www1.racgp.org.au
November 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
A *huge* vaccine victory. I've been writing on this for years; Australia has seen remarkable progress in cervical cancer prevention with the HPV vaccine. I love seeing science triumph like this.
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I think when this era is all said and done, what the history books are gonna show is that a stunning amount of elites gave themselves irreparable brain damage via the internet
November 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I think when this era is all said and done, what the history books are gonna show is that a stunning amount of elites gave themselves irreparable brain damage via the internet
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Extremely depressing to watch leftists now rage against lab-grown meat
Left Luddism will be the death of us
Left Luddism will be the death of us
November 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Extremely depressing to watch leftists now rage against lab-grown meat
Left Luddism will be the death of us
Left Luddism will be the death of us
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thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
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this should go without saying but if you were one of the lucky few we did get out of Afghanistan during the withdrawal and we got you out because you'd been working with us, deportation back is likely a death sentence.
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
this should go without saying but if you were one of the lucky few we did get out of Afghanistan during the withdrawal and we got you out because you'd been working with us, deportation back is likely a death sentence.
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This is partly true but moreso DOGE teams have become fully part of the departments they were integrated with and are very much alive and a part of normal processes now
The "DOGE is gone" articles are clickbait but this one gets it closer to the truth: DOGE is not gone, it just claims to have "no centralized leadership" anymore -- in other words, its leadership is hiding in an attempt to avoid blame.
DOGE no longer has ‘centralized leadership’ under White House tech team, personnel head says
The team that was altered to house DOGE — formerly the U.S. Digital Service — is also still doing its own technology work across agencies.
www.nextgov.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
This is partly true but moreso DOGE teams have become fully part of the departments they were integrated with and are very much alive and a part of normal processes now
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yeah I kinda don't think Nuzzi and Lizza are themselves generalizable.
the people circling the wagons for them, though....
the people circling the wagons for them, though....
you know, what if they aren't actually a commentary on journalism or the state of media. what if these people are just extremely weird
November 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
yeah I kinda don't think Nuzzi and Lizza are themselves generalizable.
the people circling the wagons for them, though....
the people circling the wagons for them, though....
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worth noting that she did this *at the same time as* she wrote the Big Article That Made Everyone Decide That Biden Was Old And Senile And Urgently Had To Step Aside. busy girl! busy girl.
Lizza says Nuzzi was acting as a campaign operative while pretending to be a journalist. she did catch and kill, outing sources in the campaign; she tried to get RFK surrogates on television; she wrote strategy memos. 1
While there are often some ethical issues with making free PDFs of paywalled content, in this case it seems entirely justifiable, given the author, the subject, and the journalistic imperative to provide the widest possible audience for the verb "Michael Wolffed"
gofile.io/d/Ap4v35
gofile.io/d/Ap4v35
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
worth noting that she did this *at the same time as* she wrote the Big Article That Made Everyone Decide That Biden Was Old And Senile And Urgently Had To Step Aside. busy girl! busy girl.
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I’m not The Biden Defender but reporters closing ranks behind Nuzzi accusing critics of only thinking it was a scandal to be having a secret affair with a presidential candidate (!) because she wrote a hit piece on him looks even more fucking hilarious after the latest stuff
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I’m not The Biden Defender but reporters closing ranks behind Nuzzi accusing critics of only thinking it was a scandal to be having a secret affair with a presidential candidate (!) because she wrote a hit piece on him looks even more fucking hilarious after the latest stuff