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Charles the Goblin
@charlesthegoblin.com
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Goblin, technician @ OtherWorlds TV, harbinger of Chaos. Twice blessed by Queen Mab, liaison to the Winter Court. Pronouns: They/Them. May I have YOUR name?
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I gave up on that a long time ago, and look at me now! #goblinlife #kinheart
Charles the Goblin dressed in elaborate Regency-inspired finery sits in a car, wearing a black top hat with a purple feather, round tinted glasses, a ruffled white cravat, and a deep red coat adorned with ornate silver shoulder decorations. They have a curled mustache, pointed ears, and long bright blue hair cascading over one shoulder.”
November 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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New hat, new coat. Loving the hat, but the coat needs work. #goblinfashion #goblinlife
Charles stands in a brightly lit grocery store aisle lined with shelves of candy and baking supplies. He’s dressed in formal Regency-style attire: a black bicorn hat with colorful ribbons, a long black coat trimmed in gold with epaulets, a white jabot and lace cuffs, and blue furry feet with white claws. One hand rests on his chest while the other holds a black cane tipped in silver. His expression is composed but dignified, perfectly blending old-world elegance with goblin charm amid the modern setting.
October 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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The Frost has spoken!
By decree of Her Majesty Queen Mab, Sovereign of Air and Darkness, Delivered by Charles Winthrop III Jester Emeritus & Ambassador-at-Large of the Winter Court We have seen crowns rise where none were granted, hands clutching power while whispering of peace. Winter remembers this pattern— the hunger that calls itself order, the cruelty that pretends to protect. We serve no mortal thrones. We serve the balance, the memory, and the Queen whose will is justice wrapped in ice. To all who stand bewildered or afraid: let your hearts remain steadfast. Defy tyranny with joy. Meet cruelty with wonder. Let laughter be your armor and kindness your rebellion. The Winter Court stands with you. And we call upon our kindred of the Summer Court to remember their oaths of light and warmth— to stand beside us now, that no shadow, crowned or otherwise, may claim dominion over compassion. The frost does not bow to false fire, and the night belongs to no tyrant. Thus speaks the Winter Court, through Her Majesty’s appointed voice. #WinterSpeaks #NoKings #StandKind #KeepItWeird #EmbraceTheUnusual
October 19, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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I'm trying, I really am! But I'm only one goblin against a whole world out here!
Charlees the Goblin in flamboyant attire pushes a shopping cart in a parking lot. They wear a burgundy velvet coat, a cavalier-style hat with a purple feather, and oversized blue furry feet with claws. The cart is filled with assorted groceries.
September 20, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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Oh, what a carnival of fools! You strut about with your torches, howling like heroes, but all you’ve done is rip out a throat for the crime of a name. A name! Doesn’t matter if someone fancied the man or never sang his praises, the mob froths and snaps as if he’d been crowned King, rightful or not. And some of you don’t even muster the howl, do you? No, you slink in with a thumbs-up, a smug little emoji, a silent smirk, staking your claim without daring to use your own voices. Equally monstrous, but far more craven. And then, you dare point and shout, “Monster!” Look in the mirror, my little darlings. I don’t burn folk at the stake for stepping in the wrong spotlight. I don’t dance on graves and call it virtue. That’s all you. So prance, gnash, gnaw all you like, but know this: the moment you show your fangs, or your coward’s grin, you’ve proven yourselves, and snip! Off my list you go. Out of my sight, out of my halls, no crumbs, no coin, no quarter. Curtain falls, the goblin bows, and the true monsters can cheer for themselves, alone.
September 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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And now, #BUTTONS!
A photo of eleven colorful 1.5-inch pinback buttons arranged in a rough triangle on a green gridded cutting mat. Each button features a smiling goblin face with large pointed ears and the text “CHARLESTHEGOBLIN.COM” in small letters below the chin. The buttons come in pairs or singles of various colors: red, yellow, light blue, dark blue, orange, green, and one white. The goblin face is printed in black on each button, and the lighting casts slight shadows, giving the buttons a glossy appearance.
August 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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I have made #STICKERS!!!!
Certainly! **Alt Text:** A laminated sheet of custom stickers featuring a repeating design of a smiling goblin face with large pointed ears and expressive eyes. Each sticker includes the text “CHARLESTHEGOBLIN.COM” below the face. The stickers are arranged in five rows of two, aligned neatly on a glossy backing sheet. Registration marks are visible in the corners, indicating the sheet is prepared for kiss-cutting with a vinyl cutter. The sheet rests on a cutting mat with measurement grid lines faintly visible beneath.
July 31, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Update on Mouse. The signs are obvious even to an idiot like me. She's holding on for my sake at this point. She can't even stand on her own now. We'll be taking her on the last trip to the vet this afternoon.
Mouse the 20 year old tabby cat resting on a soft white towel against a beige couch. Her fur is thin but still beautifully marked with dark stripes and lighter patches around her muzzle and paws. She lies quietly with one paw outstretched beside scattered bits of food. Her large, dark eyes gaze softly at the camera, tired, but alert and full of trust. The moment is quiet and intimate, capturing the dignity and depth of a beloved companion near the end of her journey.
July 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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I'm probably going to piss off some people, get shouted down at, and possibly banned, but I don’t care. I’ve been protesting since the late 1980s over a LOT of injustices. I’ve been to marches, die-ins, sit-ins, and rallies. I’ve been swept up, tear gassed, and threatened more times than I can count. But this? This isn’t protesting. This is polite petitioning. To those many varied groups organizing under the 50501 banner: If your events are scheduled for Saturday evenings, after the courthouses are closed, after the offices are empty, after the decision-makers have gone home, then let’s call it what it is: symbolic frustration, not real resistance. I keep hearing, “We just need to get the word out!” or “We don’t want to offend anyone!” Friends, the word is already out. And people are already offended. The injustice is known. The stakes are clear. The time for awareness campaigns has passed. This moment demands more than attendance. It demands disruption. If your protest doesn’t make those in power uncomfortable, you’re not pushing hard enough. If your action fits neatly into the schedule of a quiet weekend, it’s not a protest, it’s a performance. And if your “rally” includes musical guests and a stage lineup instead of real confrontation? Then it’s not a protest, it’s a concert. We don’t need more ceremonies. We need people willing to speak truth! Loudly, urgently, and without apology. To show up when it matters, not when it’s convenient. If you’re not ready for that… step aside. Because some of us still are. And we’re done whispering.
July 28, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Somebody just got new cards!
Front of card: Charles the Goblin over the goblin head logo, "No, This is just me, every day!" at the bottom. Back of card: CHARLES WINTHROP III https://charlesthegoblin.com Q: Are you in a play? A: No, just a goblin living life! Q: Why do you dress like that? A: Because joy should never be hidden! Q: Are you sure you're not an elf? A: Quite sure. I'm a goblin. Big difference there. QR code linking to charlesthegoblin.com
July 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Among the 54 hugs I gave at the Pride festival today, one very special one was a young lady, mid 20's come running up to me and HUG me, full body, tears streaming down her cheeks, saying "I've been looking everywhere for you for DAYS now! I heard about you, and just wanted to see for myself, that magic is real and still in the world!" Of course, I hugged her right back, assuring her that yes, I am definitely real, and yes, magic still exists in this world, because she holds it in her heart, and the best thing she can do is share that magic through love with others. She thanked me profusely, tears still streaming down her cheeks, a smile bright enough to light up a world. I gave her a Coin, the back saying "You hold the Magic in your Heart!" Keep in mind, the Coins all have different sayings on them, and I randomly pull them from my pocket, never knowing which coin a person will get, but it seems like the right Coin always gets to the right person, every time. I think I did good today, overall.
June 29, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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This is a screenshot from my vinyl cutter software... I'm having...ideas...right now... hehehehe...
A 5 by 3 grid of identical cartoon-style goblin faces arranged on a white background, totaling 15 faces. Each goblin has large pointed ears, a bald head, wide eyes, and an exaggeratedly cheerful, toothy grin. The faces are outlined in a reddish-brown color, with no background or border shapes around them. The overall effect is simultaneously whimsical and unnerving, with each goblin appearing to stare directly outward.
June 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM