Occam's Razor Scooter
@chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social
Nerdy anti-gatekeeping skeptical atheist inactivist libtard.
LGBTQIA+ and women's rights ARE human rights. Of course all lives matter, but some of them need more protection right now.
MAGAts can fuck off
LGBTQIA+ and women's rights ARE human rights. Of course all lives matter, but some of them need more protection right now.
MAGAts can fuck off
Pinned
If I call you bro, bruh, dude, etc. and you feel that I am intentionally misgendering you, I'm not. I use those words as gender neutral. If it bothered you, Let me know. I will give you an honest apology, and I will try my hardest to not use those words for you in the future.
Notice how the only people who are happy today are either Republican or named Schumer. The entire party needs to be purged and rebuilt.
November 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Notice how the only people who are happy today are either Republican or named Schumer. The entire party needs to be purged and rebuilt.
I think I might change my name here to "Meidas Occam's Onion," so people will think I have a cooler job but not quite know what it is.
November 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I think I might change my name here to "Meidas Occam's Onion," so people will think I have a cooler job but not quite know what it is.
My haiku for the day
Donald fucking Trump
Unconstitutionally
Destroys government
Donald fucking Trump
Unconstitutionally
Destroys government
November 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
My haiku for the day
Donald fucking Trump
Unconstitutionally
Destroys government
Donald fucking Trump
Unconstitutionally
Destroys government
Folded up tightly
Semblance of personhood
Origami me
Semblance of personhood
Origami me
November 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Folded up tightly
Semblance of personhood
Origami me
Semblance of personhood
Origami me
I just went to uhaul.com to see if I could reserve a truck in Manhattan. There was no shortage evident, I could rent any size moving truck. It doesn't seem like what would happen with a million people fleeing the city.
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November 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I just went to uhaul.com to see if I could reserve a truck in Manhattan. There was no shortage evident, I could rent any size moving truck. It doesn't seem like what would happen with a million people fleeing the city.
A week or two ago a random corgi picture passed by on my timeline. I liked it because it's not possible to not like a corgi. Now my feed is 25% corgi pics. It is such a nice break from *gestures randomly* all of this.
October 31, 2025 at 4:01 PM
A week or two ago a random corgi picture passed by on my timeline. I liked it because it's not possible to not like a corgi. Now my feed is 25% corgi pics. It is such a nice break from *gestures randomly* all of this.
Toronto in 6?
October 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Toronto in 6?
He's not looking good. We have video of it taking 3 people to guide him through the obstacle course of walking clockwise around a room and barely succeeding. Now he's got a death grip on the podium to stay vertical. He won't step down, and he's nowhere near to death as I would like, but decline.
Trump to troops: "Biden used to say he was a pilot. He was a pilot, he was a truck driver, whatever, whoever walked in. He wasn't a pilot. He wasn't much of a president either to be honest with you. That I can tell you. That we all know."
October 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
He's not looking good. We have video of it taking 3 people to guide him through the obstacle course of walking clockwise around a room and barely succeeding. Now he's got a death grip on the podium to stay vertical. He won't step down, and he's nowhere near to death as I would like, but decline.
This is perfect.
The Epstein files stay hidden, but the Epstein Ballroom will be a prominent display.
October 28, 2025 at 2:32 PM
This is perfect.
Construction on the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom continues today.
October 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Construction on the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom continues today.
I'm not saying that celtic knotwork/designs are in any way nazi. I am saying that it's a style that is liked by a lot of nazis and covering up your SS tattoo with it is still fairly sus.
October 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I'm not saying that celtic knotwork/designs are in any way nazi. I am saying that it's a style that is liked by a lot of nazis and covering up your SS tattoo with it is still fairly sus.
This guy makes a really strong point about the Epstein Ballroom.
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
This guy makes a really strong point about the Epstein Ballroom.
Anyone anywhere in the world want to adopt a poor suffering (56yo) poor waif from USA looking for a better home? First choices would be Australia or Ireland, but I'm open to almost anywhere.
October 22, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Anyone anywhere in the world want to adopt a poor suffering (56yo) poor waif from USA looking for a better home? First choices would be Australia or Ireland, but I'm open to almost anywhere.
A clip from every press conference Mike Johnson has done for a month, and every one coming up in the foreseeable future.
October 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
A clip from every press conference Mike Johnson has done for a month, and every one coming up in the foreseeable future.
Reposted by Occam's Razor Scooter
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An alternative to food stamps:
An alternative to food stamps:
October 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Please share-
An alternative to food stamps:
An alternative to food stamps:
Fuggit. Everything I have ever posted is on the record. None of you are real people, so it's weird saying it.
October 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Fuggit. Everything I have ever posted is on the record. None of you are real people, so it's weird saying it.
If Trump is so America First, why are an entire half of the teams playing America's pastime in the World Series are foreigners?
October 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
If Trump is so America First, why are an entire half of the teams playing America's pastime in the World Series are foreigners?
@captmarkkelly.bsky.social The fuck? Confirming an election denying MAGAT judge? Enjoy your term while you have it, a LOT of your constituents are fed up with it and another term is doubtful.
October 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
@captmarkkelly.bsky.social The fuck? Confirming an election denying MAGAT judge? Enjoy your term while you have it, a LOT of your constituents are fed up with it and another term is doubtful.
I can't argue with this.
October 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I can't argue with this.
@govpritzker.illinois.gov I guess you don't want the National Guard in Illinois out of jealousy, not what they are doing. Your State Police have it covered. This is a really bad look unless you're planning on party hopping.
State troopers in riot gear just plowed into the crowd, started arresting protesters and clergy.
October 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
@govpritzker.illinois.gov I guess you don't want the National Guard in Illinois out of jealousy, not what they are doing. Your State Police have it covered. This is a really bad look unless you're planning on party hopping.
Pretending that the GOP's latest fantasy were true and all of the protestors this weekend actually are radical terrorists, what does it say about your government when it radicalized millions of people against you?
October 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Pretending that the GOP's latest fantasy were true and all of the protestors this weekend actually are radical terrorists, what does it say about your government when it radicalized millions of people against you?
The young republicans news put this throwback in my brain. Now you get it.
Reagan Youth
YouTube video by Reagan Youth - Topic
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October 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The young republicans news put this throwback in my brain. Now you get it.
I'm not ageist, but...
When you have an employee whose job is to walk next to you and keep you on your feet and you still can't traverse a (checks notes) corner in a hallway without falling down, maybe you shouldn't still be working.
When you have an employee whose job is to walk next to you and keep you on your feet and you still can't traverse a (checks notes) corner in a hallway without falling down, maybe you shouldn't still be working.
October 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I'm not ageist, but...
When you have an employee whose job is to walk next to you and keep you on your feet and you still can't traverse a (checks notes) corner in a hallway without falling down, maybe you shouldn't still be working.
When you have an employee whose job is to walk next to you and keep you on your feet and you still can't traverse a (checks notes) corner in a hallway without falling down, maybe you shouldn't still be working.
I want to go to a rally this weekend, very much. I'm trying really hard to push myself to be there. Social anxiety makes it really hard to show up somewhere with a large number of people, to the point that when I start trying to make plans to go, I shut down. Wish me luck.
October 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I want to go to a rally this weekend, very much. I'm trying really hard to push myself to be there. Social anxiety makes it really hard to show up somewhere with a large number of people, to the point that when I start trying to make plans to go, I shut down. Wish me luck.
What do Jimmy Carter, Al Gore, and Barak Obama have that Trump will never have?
Nobel Peace Prize
Let's not even mention Yasser Arafat, Nelson Mandela, or Martin Luther King, Jr.
Nobel Peace Prize
Let's not even mention Yasser Arafat, Nelson Mandela, or Martin Luther King, Jr.
October 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
What do Jimmy Carter, Al Gore, and Barak Obama have that Trump will never have?
Nobel Peace Prize
Let's not even mention Yasser Arafat, Nelson Mandela, or Martin Luther King, Jr.
Nobel Peace Prize
Let's not even mention Yasser Arafat, Nelson Mandela, or Martin Luther King, Jr.