Chani Nicholas
@chaninicholas.bsky.social
Your astro bestie. Cofounder of the CHANI app. NYT best-selling author of You Were Born For This.
All you fascists are bound to lose.
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
All you fascists are bound to lose.
WELCOME SCORPIO SEASON! INTENSITY AS AN ACCESSORY! LIL OBSESSIONS AS LIL TREATS! BLACK EYELINER! MOODINESS AS AN EXTREME SPORT! CURSES UPON THOSE WHO CUT FOOD STAMPS! PLAGUES UPON THE OLIGARCHS! HAUNT ALL ICE AGENTS! LIFE IS SHORT! CAST SPELLS! HEX THE FASCISTS! BE THE VILLAIN THE WORLD NEEDS NOW!
October 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
WELCOME SCORPIO SEASON! INTENSITY AS AN ACCESSORY! LIL OBSESSIONS AS LIL TREATS! BLACK EYELINER! MOODINESS AS AN EXTREME SPORT! CURSES UPON THOSE WHO CUT FOOD STAMPS! PLAGUES UPON THE OLIGARCHS! HAUNT ALL ICE AGENTS! LIFE IS SHORT! CAST SPELLS! HEX THE FASCISTS! BE THE VILLAIN THE WORLD NEEDS NOW!
WELCOME LIBRA SEASON! BOYCOTTS WORK! ACCESSORIZE! TREATS! COMPLIMENTS! GENERAL STRIKE! REFUSING FACISM AS AN EXTREME SPORT! WE WILL NOT BE TAKEN OUT BY THOSE W BAD HAIR, WORSE SPRAY TANS, AND AN ALL AROUND HEINOUS STYLE! LIBERATION FOR ALL! LIFE IS SHORT!
F FASCISM! FREE PALESTINE! ABOLISH ICE!
F FASCISM! FREE PALESTINE! ABOLISH ICE!
September 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
WELCOME LIBRA SEASON! BOYCOTTS WORK! ACCESSORIZE! TREATS! COMPLIMENTS! GENERAL STRIKE! REFUSING FACISM AS AN EXTREME SPORT! WE WILL NOT BE TAKEN OUT BY THOSE W BAD HAIR, WORSE SPRAY TANS, AND AN ALL AROUND HEINOUS STYLE! LIBERATION FOR ALL! LIFE IS SHORT!
F FASCISM! FREE PALESTINE! ABOLISH ICE!
F FASCISM! FREE PALESTINE! ABOLISH ICE!
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This event was FANTASTIC. Huge high five to @nywfp.bsky.social @bkindivisible.bsky.social Popular Democracy @jayapal.house.gov @mariajstephan.bsky.social @bradlander.bsky.social @velazquez.house.gov and EVERYONE who showed up! Photos to follow!
September 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
This event was FANTASTIC. Huge high five to @nywfp.bsky.social @bkindivisible.bsky.social Popular Democracy @jayapal.house.gov @mariajstephan.bsky.social @bradlander.bsky.social @velazquez.house.gov and EVERYONE who showed up! Photos to follow!
WELCOME VIRGO SEASON! ECLIPSES ARE NIGH! GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER! ORGANIZE! GLOBAL STRIKE EVERY THURSDAY! BOYCOTT! NON COMPLIANCE AS A LOVE LANGUAGE! IT’S NOT COMPLICATED! NO TO APARTHEID! FREE PALESTINE! LET AID IN! ARMS EMBARGO NOW! END THE OCCUPATION! DO SOMETHING W YOUR LIFE AND BE OF SERVICE!
August 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
WELCOME VIRGO SEASON! ECLIPSES ARE NIGH! GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER! ORGANIZE! GLOBAL STRIKE EVERY THURSDAY! BOYCOTT! NON COMPLIANCE AS A LOVE LANGUAGE! IT’S NOT COMPLICATED! NO TO APARTHEID! FREE PALESTINE! LET AID IN! ARMS EMBARGO NOW! END THE OCCUPATION! DO SOMETHING W YOUR LIFE AND BE OF SERVICE!
WELCOME LEO SEASON! DRAMA AS A DEFENSE! LIGHTING! ANGLES! PULL FOCUS AS AN EXTREME SPORT! YOU DON’T HAVE TO LIKE ME BUT YOU WILL ADORE ME! SPOTLIGHTS AS ACCESSORIES! WE WOULDN’T EVEN NEED FILES IF WE JUST BELIEVED WOMEN! ABOLISH ICE AND THE PATRIARCHY! LIFE IS SHORT! MERCURY IS RETROGRADE! HAVE FUN!
July 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
WELCOME LEO SEASON! DRAMA AS A DEFENSE! LIGHTING! ANGLES! PULL FOCUS AS AN EXTREME SPORT! YOU DON’T HAVE TO LIKE ME BUT YOU WILL ADORE ME! SPOTLIGHTS AS ACCESSORIES! WE WOULDN’T EVEN NEED FILES IF WE JUST BELIEVED WOMEN! ABOLISH ICE AND THE PATRIARCHY! LIFE IS SHORT! MERCURY IS RETROGRADE! HAVE FUN!
WELCOME CANCER SEASON! CARE MORE! FEEL IT ALL! MOODY! DEFENSIVE! NEEDINESS AS A LOVE LANGUAGE! INSTEAD OF BILLIONAIRES WE COULD HAVE HOUSING! AND HEALTHCARE! AND CHILDCARE! AND FOOD FOR ALL! EMO AS AN EXTREME SPORT! ABOLISH ICE! FREE THEM ALL! ARMS EMBARGO! WAR IS OVER! WAR IS OVER! WAR IS OVER!
June 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
WELCOME CANCER SEASON! CARE MORE! FEEL IT ALL! MOODY! DEFENSIVE! NEEDINESS AS A LOVE LANGUAGE! INSTEAD OF BILLIONAIRES WE COULD HAVE HOUSING! AND HEALTHCARE! AND CHILDCARE! AND FOOD FOR ALL! EMO AS AN EXTREME SPORT! ABOLISH ICE! FREE THEM ALL! ARMS EMBARGO! WAR IS OVER! WAR IS OVER! WAR IS OVER!
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I stopped by the @chaninicholas.bsky.social pop up in NYC today. Bumped into a few friends too!
June 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I stopped by the @chaninicholas.bsky.social pop up in NYC today. Bumped into a few friends too!
WELCOME GEMINI SEASON! QUESTION EVERYTHING! FLUSTER! FLIRT! FLIT ABOUT! PLAY BOTH SIDES! REFUSE TO DECIDE! THIS IS YOUR YEAR TO CREATE CUTE CHAOS! THE WORLD IS A CIRCUS! BE THE CLOWN WE NEED NOW! DISRUPT THE DICTATORS! DISTURB THE PEACE OF THOSE WHO PROFIT OFF OUR DEMISE! LIFE IS SHORT! HAVE FUN!
May 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
WELCOME GEMINI SEASON! QUESTION EVERYTHING! FLUSTER! FLIRT! FLIT ABOUT! PLAY BOTH SIDES! REFUSE TO DECIDE! THIS IS YOUR YEAR TO CREATE CUTE CHAOS! THE WORLD IS A CIRCUS! BE THE CLOWN WE NEED NOW! DISRUPT THE DICTATORS! DISTURB THE PEACE OF THOSE WHO PROFIT OFF OUR DEMISE! LIFE IS SHORT! HAVE FUN!
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Working my way through @chaninicholas.bsky.social breakthrough course and she suggested making a collage.. it got out of hand quickly. Might have to do my whole chart…
#collage #astrology #chani #chaniapp #breakthroughcourse #houses #moodboard #stealthelook
#collage #astrology #chani #chaniapp #breakthroughcourse #houses #moodboard #stealthelook
May 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Working my way through @chaninicholas.bsky.social breakthrough course and she suggested making a collage.. it got out of hand quickly. Might have to do my whole chart…
#collage #astrology #chani #chaniapp #breakthroughcourse #houses #moodboard #stealthelook
#collage #astrology #chani #chaniapp #breakthroughcourse #houses #moodboard #stealthelook
WELCOME TAURUS SEASON! THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF RESISTANCE! INSTEAD OF HAVING BILLIONAIRES WE COULD ALL BE HOUSED FED HAPPY AND FROLICKING! ARMS EMBARGO NOW! DEPORT ICE! WORKERS’ RIGHTS! NAPPING! SNUGGLING! SNACKING! STUBBORNING! EXTRA ACCESSORIES AND SAUCE! LIFE IS SHORT! HAVE FUN!
April 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
WELCOME TAURUS SEASON! THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF RESISTANCE! INSTEAD OF HAVING BILLIONAIRES WE COULD ALL BE HOUSED FED HAPPY AND FROLICKING! ARMS EMBARGO NOW! DEPORT ICE! WORKERS’ RIGHTS! NAPPING! SNUGGLING! SNACKING! STUBBORNING! EXTRA ACCESSORIES AND SAUCE! LIFE IS SHORT! HAVE FUN!
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Why can’t I add a screaming excitement gif to this post lol @chaninicholas.bsky.social ommmgmgmgmgm 🤗😲🙌🏻 best email in weeks!
April 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Why can’t I add a screaming excitement gif to this post lol @chaninicholas.bsky.social ommmgmgmgmgm 🤗😲🙌🏻 best email in weeks!
Happy equinox, witches!
March 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Happy equinox, witches!
WELCOME ARIES SEASON! ACTION IS THE ANTIDOTE TO DESPAIR! GET MORE DONE IN A WEEK THAN MOST DO IN A YEAR! FASTER! LOUDER! THANK YOU, NEXT! IT’S ECLIPSE SEASON! EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE AND WORTH SAVING! ARMS EMBARGO NOW! RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE! LIFE IS SHORT! BOYCOTT WITH YOUR BESTIES!
March 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
WELCOME ARIES SEASON! ACTION IS THE ANTIDOTE TO DESPAIR! GET MORE DONE IN A WEEK THAN MOST DO IN A YEAR! FASTER! LOUDER! THANK YOU, NEXT! IT’S ECLIPSE SEASON! EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE AND WORTH SAVING! ARMS EMBARGO NOW! RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE! LIFE IS SHORT! BOYCOTT WITH YOUR BESTIES!
WELCOME PISCES SEASON! DREAMSCAPES! FLOW STATES! DERAILING EVERY CONVERSATION AS A LOVE LANGUAGE! TMI AS AN EXTREME SPORT! WHAT IS TIME! TFW EVERYTHING! GHOSTING IF THE VIBES ARE OFF! LIFE IS SHORT AND RIDICULOUS! ECLIPSES ARE NIGH! COUP THE COUP! CALL YOUR REPS! BOYCOTTS! GENERAL STRIKES! HAVE FUN!
February 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
WELCOME PISCES SEASON! DREAMSCAPES! FLOW STATES! DERAILING EVERY CONVERSATION AS A LOVE LANGUAGE! TMI AS AN EXTREME SPORT! WHAT IS TIME! TFW EVERYTHING! GHOSTING IF THE VIBES ARE OFF! LIFE IS SHORT AND RIDICULOUS! ECLIPSES ARE NIGH! COUP THE COUP! CALL YOUR REPS! BOYCOTTS! GENERAL STRIKES! HAVE FUN!
Tonight’s baby Moon and Venus collab is STUNNING
February 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Tonight’s baby Moon and Venus collab is STUNNING
Luigi was like 7 weeks ago. LA fires began only 2.5 weeks ago.
January 26, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Luigi was like 7 weeks ago. LA fires began only 2.5 weeks ago.
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@chaninicholas.bsky.social making sense of my chart and houses ♉️♎️♊️ #astrology #chart #taurus #libra #gemini #healing #solitude
January 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
@chaninicholas.bsky.social making sense of my chart and houses ♉️♎️♊️ #astrology #chart #taurus #libra #gemini #healing #solitude
Hi. F anyone and their app that went to the inauguration. Do we build here?
January 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Hi. F anyone and their app that went to the inauguration. Do we build here?
WELCOME AQUARIUS SEASON! AHEAD OF YOUR TIME AS AN EXTREME SPORT! APATHY IS OUT! FREEDOM AS A LOVE LANGUAGE! ORGANIZE! REVOLUTIONIZE! FUTURIZE! REFUSE TO OBEY IN ADVANCE! CEASEFIRE IS THE FLOOR! COLLECTIVE LIBERATION IS THE GOAL! LIFE IS SHORT! THE OLIGARCHY IS HERE! NEVER LET THEM STEAL YOUR JOY!
January 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
WELCOME AQUARIUS SEASON! AHEAD OF YOUR TIME AS AN EXTREME SPORT! APATHY IS OUT! FREEDOM AS A LOVE LANGUAGE! ORGANIZE! REVOLUTIONIZE! FUTURIZE! REFUSE TO OBEY IN ADVANCE! CEASEFIRE IS THE FLOOR! COLLECTIVE LIBERATION IS THE GOAL! LIFE IS SHORT! THE OLIGARCHY IS HERE! NEVER LET THEM STEAL YOUR JOY!
WELCOME CAPRICORN SEASON! ROUTINE IS A SIGN OF AMBITION! EARLY BEDTIME IS ELITE! BILLIONAIRES ARE JUST FANCY HOARDERS! CANCEL AMAZON! BUY LOCAL! CREDIT UNIONS ARE CUTE! A COUNTRY WITHOUT MEDICARE FOR ALL IS CRUEL AND ALSO INEFFICIENT! CHECKING THINGS OFF THE LIST AS ASMR! LIFE IS SHORT! HAVE FUN!
December 21, 2024 at 9:14 PM
WELCOME CAPRICORN SEASON! ROUTINE IS A SIGN OF AMBITION! EARLY BEDTIME IS ELITE! BILLIONAIRES ARE JUST FANCY HOARDERS! CANCEL AMAZON! BUY LOCAL! CREDIT UNIONS ARE CUTE! A COUNTRY WITHOUT MEDICARE FOR ALL IS CRUEL AND ALSO INEFFICIENT! CHECKING THINGS OFF THE LIST AS ASMR! LIFE IS SHORT! HAVE FUN!