Evie 🐉
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Trigun #WV 🐺🌪️ , DMC #VD 💙⚔️❤️, JJK #夏五 #sgst
🔄OK. casual multiship. anti-censorship aka pro-ship
I also cook #food
I block minors, antis, AI.
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❗️Kinky fandom account! 🔞NSFW❗️
Trigun #WV 🐺🌪️ , DMC #VD 💙⚔️❤️, JJK #夏五 #sgst
🔄OK. casual multiship. anti-censorship aka pro-ship
I also cook #food
I block minors, antis, AI.
ardens @ AO3
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for World AIDS Day, a 1988 cartoon from the Advocate's Gerald Donelan
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
for World AIDS Day, a 1988 cartoon from the Advocate's Gerald Donelan
Pulling my signature move where I drive 20 to 40 minutes to walk into some clothing store and go “hi I’m here to smell Nasomatto Nudiflorum”
December 2, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Pulling my signature move where I drive 20 to 40 minutes to walk into some clothing store and go “hi I’m here to smell Nasomatto Nudiflorum”
“A perfume that works like a medicine and behaves like a drug” listen CDG I know you make great fragrances but just give me some notes
December 2, 2025 at 2:23 PM
“A perfume that works like a medicine and behaves like a drug” listen CDG I know you make great fragrances but just give me some notes
I have such high hopes for this to be the perfect fragrance for V. Very excited to try a sample
ministryofscent.com/products/abs... Absent Presence by BeauFort London | Ministry of Scent
ministryofscent.com/products/abs... Absent Presence by BeauFort London | Ministry of Scent
Absent Presence
Elizabethan poetry in scent—violet leaf, vetiver & smoky leather in overdosed concentration. Get it on skin & try before you buy with $5 perfume samples ✴︎ Free shipping + 3 free samples on orders $75...
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December 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I have such high hopes for this to be the perfect fragrance for V. Very excited to try a sample
ministryofscent.com/products/abs... Absent Presence by BeauFort London | Ministry of Scent
ministryofscent.com/products/abs... Absent Presence by BeauFort London | Ministry of Scent
I think I’m gonna get my sister Valentino Born in Roma Greenstravaganza. She asked for something fresh and green, but she also loves vanilla and gourmands. Also didn’t wanna get too outré with it. I might get her a little sample set from Ministry of Scent with some more niche options for next time
December 2, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I think I’m gonna get my sister Valentino Born in Roma Greenstravaganza. She asked for something fresh and green, but she also loves vanilla and gourmands. Also didn’t wanna get too outré with it. I might get her a little sample set from Ministry of Scent with some more niche options for next time
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They are late refilling my hormones again, so I’m gonna be sweaty and cranky all day
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
They are late refilling my hormones again, so I’m gonna be sweaty and cranky all day
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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December 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I don’t know if anybody else here has strong opinions about this but I just saw the faux Sargent portrait in The Gilded Age and I am APPALLED at how badly they emulated his style
December 2, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I don’t know if anybody else here has strong opinions about this but I just saw the faux Sargent portrait in The Gilded Age and I am APPALLED at how badly they emulated his style
I love Dante just as much but the games already sell him to you, until 5 Vergil only gets any real development in the extra material
December 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I love Dante just as much but the games already sell him to you, until 5 Vergil only gets any real development in the extra material
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POV: back of your chair when you are not paying enough attention to His Highness
December 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
POV: back of your chair when you are not paying enough attention to His Highness
I can’t like beg people to think Vergil is cool because that destroys his whole
mystique. Best I can do is show you a picture of him with bare arms and hope it inspires the same frenzied lust/envy it does in me
mystique. Best I can do is show you a picture of him with bare arms and hope it inspires the same frenzied lust/envy it does in me
December 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I can’t like beg people to think Vergil is cool because that destroys his whole
mystique. Best I can do is show you a picture of him with bare arms and hope it inspires the same frenzied lust/envy it does in me
mystique. Best I can do is show you a picture of him with bare arms and hope it inspires the same frenzied lust/envy it does in me
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absolutely not. if we get tired of the holiday theme I'll just cut the bow off, and then it's just lumberjack themed instead
CAIT I JUST REALIZED
Are you going to take his house away come January???
Are you going to take his house away come January???
December 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
absolutely not. if we get tired of the holiday theme I'll just cut the bow off, and then it's just lumberjack themed instead
Yes, I’m available
December 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Yes, I’m available
I have a single alarm that reminds me to pay my rent, put the flea medicine on the cat, and change out the filter on my CPAP on the first of every month
December 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I have a single alarm that reminds me to pay my rent, put the flea medicine on the cat, and change out the filter on my CPAP on the first of every month
I watched this this morning and I’ve had various 90s/Y2K rap classics stuck my head all day
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December 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I watched this this morning and I’ve had various 90s/Y2K rap classics stuck my head all day
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I think for my first tattoo, I might just get a little pair of violets on the ankle? I’m fairly confident that I have the pain tolerance to sit for a big piece, but just in case,
December 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I think for my first tattoo, I might just get a little pair of violets on the ankle? I’m fairly confident that I have the pain tolerance to sit for a big piece, but just in case,
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🤵♀️: "Bond, Jane Bond."
💃: "Is pleasure to be meeting you Ms. Bond."
🤵♀️: "The pleasure is all mine, Miss... ?"
💃: "Ivanya Bronislovna Orlova."
🤵♀️: "...Ivanya B. Orlova, mmm? We'll see about that, my dear. Though I do rather enjoy it when things are that... simple."
💃: "Is pleasure to be meeting you Ms. Bond."
🤵♀️: "The pleasure is all mine, Miss... ?"
💃: "Ivanya Bronislovna Orlova."
🤵♀️: "...Ivanya B. Orlova, mmm? We'll see about that, my dear. Though I do rather enjoy it when things are that... simple."
December 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
🤵♀️: "Bond, Jane Bond."
💃: "Is pleasure to be meeting you Ms. Bond."
🤵♀️: "The pleasure is all mine, Miss... ?"
💃: "Ivanya Bronislovna Orlova."
🤵♀️: "...Ivanya B. Orlova, mmm? We'll see about that, my dear. Though I do rather enjoy it when things are that... simple."
💃: "Is pleasure to be meeting you Ms. Bond."
🤵♀️: "The pleasure is all mine, Miss... ?"
💃: "Ivanya Bronislovna Orlova."
🤵♀️: "...Ivanya B. Orlova, mmm? We'll see about that, my dear. Though I do rather enjoy it when things are that... simple."
It’s crazy how dogs of such wildly differing shapes and sizes still seem to be able to recognize each each other’s essential dogginess
December 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
It’s crazy how dogs of such wildly differing shapes and sizes still seem to be able to recognize each each other’s essential dogginess
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Tadanori Yokoo illustrations for Yukio Mishima's 'Ordeal by Roses'
July 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Tadanori Yokoo illustrations for Yukio Mishima's 'Ordeal by Roses'
I did not know Apple Bottom jeans were a brand
December 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I did not know Apple Bottom jeans were a brand