I looked the writer up; Looks like he went to Brigham Young University and lives in Salt Lake City.

I just asked my kid and he thought it was watermelon 😆

True, but 99% of kids will see that and think “giant bacon tube”

The problem is, they don’t really think of their users as customers anymore; They’re primarily an exploitable potential source of inputs for the AI slop machine that they want to rent out to corporate clients… as a substitute for hiring the creative workers who use Adobe. 🫠

“Dark and edgy” is played out, and it’s always struck me as a tactic to appeal to a subset of guys who want to cling to their childhood favourites but need to feel very grown-up and macho about it.

find someone who builds you up the way grok builds elon up

This shit is delightful

Theres also a difference between murdering one person and murdering multiple people, but either one makes somebody a murderer.

It was because they used to put so much bone meal in dog food that dogs couldn’t digest it all.

Almost.

Some multimillionaire with a portfolio of high end restaurants in multiple cities crying about how he’s “small business.” My guess is that he decided Mamdani would make a convenient scapegoat for some project of his that was failing to launch for unrelated reasons.

I bet if she had been dancing with a saggy old rich guy in a suit at a country club shindig, they wouldn’t have had a problem with it.

It might create vacancies that would have to be filled by other people, younger non-geriatric people, maybe even people who don’t owe favours to wealthy sex criminals, oh no how terrible

Oh ha ha so they're playing with FIRE. Simpsons are owned by Disney.

And she was raising his kids while being the butt of his sexist jokes, I'm sure.

Bottle cap 20 m wide, base 80 m thick. I know a lot of Americans are still befuddled by metric, but what in the Spinal Tap Stonehenge is supposed to be going on here?

“New shape?” Sure. Why not suggest “new logo?” or “new company name?” while they’re at it.

I figure there must be so many mentions of Trump and/or prominent GOP donors that they couldn’t figure out a remotely plausible way to redact them.