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eDiscovery lawyer, weird book fangirl, mom, furious lib. I contain multitudes. If you know me irl, no you don't.
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@pressley.house.gov for anything she damn well wants.
Campaign email from Ayanna Pressley: What we are seeing today is not only a lack of political courage — it’s a fundamental betrayal of the people. It’s not just incompetence — but a cruel indifference to the suffering of our neighbors. The funding deal that just passed the House is unacceptable. It formally ends a government shutdown where the majority of Democrats held the line to protect health care access — while Trump and Republicans unconstitutionally fired federal workers, willingly let families go hungry by withholding SNAP funding, and refused to negotiate how to keep health care affordable. But this plan does nothing to stop health care costs from skyrocketing. I voted HELL NO, because that is what you deserve from your member of Congress. I promise you, if every member of Congress had to walk just one day in the shoes of parents struggling to get their kids fed and healthy while keeping the lights on, they wouldn’t have voted for this bill. But our Republican colleagues are as callous as they are clueless about the everyday struggles of people.
November 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Scary scene at #Bostonlogan Terminal C just now! Everyone was just walking past that stall … clearly we need an invasion of federal troops to address Boston’s crime problem!
Red nail polish chaotically sprayed across the floor of an airport bathroom.
October 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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#nokings Boston!
October 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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June 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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#nokings Milton, Mass.: 600 people gathered, making use of the major highway overpass!
A black and white sign over a highway overpass reads fight corruption impeach convict remove A man holding assigned saying down with tyrants stands over the highway
June 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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#nokings Milton, Mass.
June 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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#nokings East Milton, MA
June 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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She has a point! Hey Elon! #teslatakedown
Woman holding sign that says “Fight the Gestapo Deportation Thugs Elon! Pay them to quit! That will show that faux king guy!”
June 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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@bostonglobe.com for anyone else I’d say “Oh, you sweet summer child,” but you are grown-ass adults wearing big-boy journalism pants. CUTTING OFF AWARDED FUNDING IS ALSO NOT ALLOWED UNDER THE LAW.
April 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Logging on. (Thanks @tomtomorrow.bsky.social.)
https://tinyview.com/this-modern-world/2025/04/08/state-of-emergency A panel from Tom Tomorrow's 4/9/2025 comic: Top reads: America faces an unspecified but dire national emergency! A man in foreground says, "We're all going to have ot tighten our belts--and sacrifice for the common good!" In the background, a man in a fedora and a woman exchange concerned glances. Fedora man: "Wait--was there a war? A terrorist attack?" Woman: "I'm so confused!"
April 9, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Seen at #HandsOff Boston today!
Econ 101 Pop Quiz Compute reciprocal tariff: [crosses out actual formula used] F - see me! Literalol: Pete Hegseth is a DUI hire. Somebody accidentally added me to this protest, followed by silly emojis some jackass used in a Signal chat one time. It has been 00 days since our last constitutional crisis
April 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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From Boston Tesla dealership today!
March 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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One of these stuffies is not like the others...
Blonde child on bed reading last year's math workbook, with lots of stuffies chaotically arrayed around her and one adorable black and white doodle sleeping with his head on her hip.
November 5, 2024 at 4:52 PM
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Glad to hear my cis white Christian father-of-five contact on LinkedIn is feeling copacetic this weekend (and thanked his poll workers!). I guess none of the kids in the midwest "look" like subhuman criminals, experience gender dysphoria or have incomplete miscarriages.

Bad news about seasons...
October 25, 2024 at 8:05 PM
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September 14, 2024 at 2:03 PM
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What the actual fuck, Israel? What sort of bizarre Trumpian infowars bullshit is this?
NBC News screenshot. The IDF claimed that the three men rescued on Saturday had been held by a local journalist, Abdullah AlJamal, who they said had worked for the Qatari state owned broadcaster Al Jazeera. The IDF did not provide evidence to support the claim The journalist spy appeared to be listed on Al Jazeera as website in connection with a single opinion piece. Al Jazeera told NBC News in a statement that Aljamal had never worked with the network but contributed to an op Ed in 2019 and called the IDF allegations “completely unfounded “
June 11, 2024 at 2:12 PM
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This … mustardy creature my daughter got at an arcade has an apelike face and a lizard crest and I need #zoology Bluesky to tell me WHAT IS IT?!?
December 9, 2023 at 10:16 PM