Submit them to Aurorasaurus!!! They're an NSF funded project out of University of New Mexico that takes crowdsourced aurora observations for research purposes:
www.aurorasaurus.org

Do it!!! I know a bunch of people who have applied to multiple searches in the same dept in the same year.

I see a faint glow here and it makes me miss Calgary SO MUCH

Surprising they didn't continue the theme and suggest Schrodinger.

Particularly egregious: bsky.app/profile/cele...

The Feynman Advice Bot will just keep telling people to sexually harass students.

University Title IX offices are not prepared for the worst professors they have to have the Feynman Advice Machine in their pocket.

Jeffery I am the wallet inspector

The guy with advice about "misaligned partners" thinks it's actually totally fine and awesome to feed your work into the automated affirmation generator.

University Title IX offices are not prepared for the worst professors they have to have the Feynman Advice Machine in their pocket.

A real quote from the article telling you to pour words out of the plagiarism blender.

You can get everything this article offers and more by borrowing the tacky book of motivational quotes from your great-aunt's coffee table.

You can get everything this article promises just by buying a tacky book of motivational quotes for a few bucks from a used bookstore.

Even if some of their "advice" looks good at first, the LLMs suggested have a fundamentally different goal than an advisor. LLMs are designed to keep you using them through affirmation and flattery, even when criticism or redirection would be more helpful to you. It's not an advisor, it's a lackey.

LLMs just put words in the statistically most likely order. Any "advice" given is just median words in median arrangements: nothing but the purest mediocrity by definition and design. It's sad that Nature thinks so little of its readers that it would offer them that mediocrity as if it's exciting.