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James
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Former World Champion. Trying to make my community better in tiny ways.
@dirklancer.bsky.social thank you for the “?” on the stereo clue today. Still have one, just need to scrounge up 12 D batteries.
December 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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advent calendar of pills i've found on the ground
October 7, 2024 at 1:29 AM
A cover of a Massive Attack song that samples Silent Hill? Take me back to the late 90s, please.

youtu.be/Kx_ScidBUqs
Black Milk
YouTube video by Bre Morell - Topic
youtu.be
November 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
So many friends, acquaintances, and comrades with birthdays in November. Really shows how basic your parents were.
“Hey, let’s have sex on Valentine’s Day?”
Real original there, buddy.
November 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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to safely dispose of these hats, eat them. natural fibers — such as cotton, wool, silk, and linen — breakdown in the digestive track. synthetics do not. thus, if you eat your hat, the synthetics will pass through the other side. smush through the poop to find the synthetic fibers and recycle them.
November 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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BREAKING EXCLUSIVE MUST CREDIT: Lunch for jurors in the “sandwich guy” trial are a variety of sandwiches, according to a source familiar with lunch.
November 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Me to the kid: It’s just a soft spot in the banana, it’s fine to eat, tastes exactly the same!

Me to myself: I would definitely not eat that.
November 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
This moon tonight would be good for Batman if he is feeling dramatic.
a full moon is shining brightly over a cloudy sky
Alt: a full moon is shining brightly over a cloudy sky then the Batwing flies over it to create a silhouette
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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Perhaps it's time for SOME diggity...
November 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Last trick and/or treater was at 7:02. Ready to make the call and turn the porch light off. Might be the earliest finish to Halloween in years.
November 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I didn’t need “Hello” by Oasis to get me hyped up for this game, but I’ll gladly take it.
November 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Try not to put yourself in a position where you have to say "I'm not actually a Nazi"
October 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
What’s it like inside your head?
October 24, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Remember when they would bring a nazi on Jerry Springer and everyone booed the fuck out of them? Simpler times.
October 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Why did I not know Jason appeared on the Arsenio Hall Show until today?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=09yO...
Jason Voorhees on talk show
YouTube video by Delije Sjever
www.youtube.com
October 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Define your music taste in eight artists:

Oasis
Beastie Boys
Daft Punk
George Harrison
The White Stripes
Otis Redding
Sturgill Simpson
Smashing Pumpkins
Define your music taste in eight artists:

the mountain goats
jeff rosenstock (and associated projects)
100 gecs
underscores
lady gaga
david bowie
sophie
guns n' roses
Define your music taste in eight artists:

Deftones
Sleater-Kinney
Mars Volta
Melvins
Bjork
Fugazi
Tool
Callous Daoboys
October 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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October 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Blue Jays are cool and all, but their TD jersey sponsorship is no match for Seattle’s Nintendo sponsorship.

TD Bank never made cool arcade baseball games.
October 11, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Oh, so you’re a Blue Jays fan? Name every Blue Jay ever.
October 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Today’s horoscope: idiot.
October 4, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Of course I’m cheering for the Cubs this year, but nothing would bring a bigger smile to my face than a Canadian team winning it and annoying America to no end.
September 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Proud of you, Alberta teachers.
September 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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From the DM's...

A message from a teacher that all of us should read, but is clearly meant for other teachers as they navigate this weekends vote.

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli #ABED
September 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM