Christian "Birdy"
@cdb87.bsky.social
Bay Area born and raised, music, 80s everything, drummer, eccentric enigma. Cat dad of three.
I'm a high life flyer and a rainbow rider
a straight shootin' son-of-a-gun
I said a straight shootin' son-of-a-gun.
I'm a high life flyer and a rainbow rider
a straight shootin' son-of-a-gun
I said a straight shootin' son-of-a-gun.
You mean slaves built this nation. America has never been great, we just got lucky in WWII.
December 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
You mean slaves built this nation. America has never been great, we just got lucky in WWII.
I've never joined Twitter in my life.
December 2, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I've never joined Twitter in my life.
Straight up pussy.
December 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Straight up pussy.
My step dad worked for Lockheed, he told me before he died that they have alien craft and are doing reverse engineering of craft, and have thier own versions of them. So, it's real.
December 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
My step dad worked for Lockheed, he told me before he died that they have alien craft and are doing reverse engineering of craft, and have thier own versions of them. So, it's real.
" Donald today is much as he was at 3 years old: incapable of learning, or evolving, unable to regulate his emotions, moderate his responses, or take in or synthesize information. " Dr Mary L Trump, niece, and a Clinical Psychologist.
December 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
" Donald today is much as he was at 3 years old: incapable of learning, or evolving, unable to regulate his emotions, moderate his responses, or take in or synthesize information. " Dr Mary L Trump, niece, and a Clinical Psychologist.
Deep State= Big oil.
December 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Deep State= Big oil.
Secretary of War. Bwaahahaha. Hilarious.
December 1, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Secretary of War. Bwaahahaha. Hilarious.
what did yall expect from a poorly educated convicted felon mental health patient rapist fraud king wanna be dictator tratior con man a low life who staged his own assignation both times he should be locked up in a mental health institution for life
December 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
what did yall expect from a poorly educated convicted felon mental health patient rapist fraud king wanna be dictator tratior con man a low life who staged his own assignation both times he should be locked up in a mental health institution for life
There is A LOT of competition for those "accolades".
Most incompetent:
• Trump
• Hegseth
• RFK Jr
• Patel
• Witkoff
• Lutnick
• Duffy
Most self-serving:
• Trump
• Vance
• Bessent
• Rubio
• Bondi
Most condescending:
• Trump
• Leavitt
• Vance
• Müller
• Vought
Fake appearance:
• Trump
• Noem
Most incompetent:
• Trump
• Hegseth
• RFK Jr
• Patel
• Witkoff
• Lutnick
• Duffy
Most self-serving:
• Trump
• Vance
• Bessent
• Rubio
• Bondi
Most condescending:
• Trump
• Leavitt
• Vance
• Müller
• Vought
Fake appearance:
• Trump
• Noem
December 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
"This country was founded by a group of slave owners who told us that all men are created equal."
George Carlin
George Carlin
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
"This country was founded by a group of slave owners who told us that all men are created equal."
George Carlin
George Carlin
"Can't build a decent car, can't make a TV set or VCR worth a fuck. Got no steel industry left, can't educate our young people, can't get health care for our old people, but we can bomb the shit out of your country alright!"
George Carlin speaking about the US (govt) liking war
George Carlin speaking about the US (govt) liking war
December 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
"Can't build a decent car, can't make a TV set or VCR worth a fuck. Got no steel industry left, can't educate our young people, can't get health care for our old people, but we can bomb the shit out of your country alright!"
George Carlin speaking about the US (govt) liking war
George Carlin speaking about the US (govt) liking war
“No collusion”
“I won the election”
“She wasn’t my type”
“I never slept with her”
“It was a perfect phone call”
“We didn’t commit any fraud”
“I never paid her any hush money”
“There are no classified records here”
“There is no Epstein client list”
“I won the election”
“She wasn’t my type”
“I never slept with her”
“It was a perfect phone call”
“We didn’t commit any fraud”
“I never paid her any hush money”
“There are no classified records here”
“There is no Epstein client list”
December 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
“No collusion”
“I won the election”
“She wasn’t my type”
“I never slept with her”
“It was a perfect phone call”
“We didn’t commit any fraud”
“I never paid her any hush money”
“There are no classified records here”
“There is no Epstein client list”
“I won the election”
“She wasn’t my type”
“I never slept with her”
“It was a perfect phone call”
“We didn’t commit any fraud”
“I never paid her any hush money”
“There are no classified records here”
“There is no Epstein client list”
The biggest thorn in America's side since the beginning is the Confederacy.
December 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The biggest thorn in America's side since the beginning is the Confederacy.
what did yall expect from a poorly educated convicted felon mental health patient rapist fraud king wanna be dictator tratior con man a low life who staged his own assignation both times he should be locked up in a mental health institution for life
December 1, 2025 at 1:44 PM
what did yall expect from a poorly educated convicted felon mental health patient rapist fraud king wanna be dictator tratior con man a low life who staged his own assignation both times he should be locked up in a mental health institution for life
“No collusion”
“I won the election”
“She wasn’t my type”
“I never slept with her”
“It was a perfect phone call”
“We didn’t commit any fraud”
“I never paid her any hush money”
“There are no classified records here”
“There is no Epstein client list”
“I won the election”
“She wasn’t my type”
“I never slept with her”
“It was a perfect phone call”
“We didn’t commit any fraud”
“I never paid her any hush money”
“There are no classified records here”
“There is no Epstein client list”
December 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM
“No collusion”
“I won the election”
“She wasn’t my type”
“I never slept with her”
“It was a perfect phone call”
“We didn’t commit any fraud”
“I never paid her any hush money”
“There are no classified records here”
“There is no Epstein client list”
“I won the election”
“She wasn’t my type”
“I never slept with her”
“It was a perfect phone call”
“We didn’t commit any fraud”
“I never paid her any hush money”
“There are no classified records here”
“There is no Epstein client list”
Things I Liked About Joe Biden:
He didn't put tacky bric-a-brac all over the Oval Office.
He didn't kidnap or torture.
He didn't accept bribes.
He didn't murder fishermen.
He didn't shake down the DOJ for $230 million.
He didn't destroy a wing of the White House.
He wasn't in Epstein's Files.
He didn't put tacky bric-a-brac all over the Oval Office.
He didn't kidnap or torture.
He didn't accept bribes.
He didn't murder fishermen.
He didn't shake down the DOJ for $230 million.
He didn't destroy a wing of the White House.
He wasn't in Epstein's Files.
December 1, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Things I Liked About Joe Biden:
He didn't put tacky bric-a-brac all over the Oval Office.
He didn't kidnap or torture.
He didn't accept bribes.
He didn't murder fishermen.
He didn't shake down the DOJ for $230 million.
He didn't destroy a wing of the White House.
He wasn't in Epstein's Files.
He didn't put tacky bric-a-brac all over the Oval Office.
He didn't kidnap or torture.
He didn't accept bribes.
He didn't murder fishermen.
He didn't shake down the DOJ for $230 million.
He didn't destroy a wing of the White House.
He wasn't in Epstein's Files.