Chris Carson
ccarson.bsky.social
Chris Carson
@ccarson.bsky.social
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This is not great
February 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Approximately 20 members of Elon Musk’s staff have begun working within the Education Department. They have gained access to multiple sensitive internal systems, including a financial aid dataset containing the personal information of millions of students enrolled in the federal student aid program.
February 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Dr. King spread a message of justice and persisted in the face of hatred.
 
His legacy calls us to serve each other and to continue striving towards a more inclusive and united Minnesota.
January 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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There is a reason TikTok is so good at figuring out what you want to see, and why it’s better than everything else: it’s a weapon, and the best weapon is one you don’t know exists, or worse, one you think you can’t live without
January 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Started / Going
January 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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TikTok JUST pushed this to every user in America at 8:47pm.
January 19, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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January 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Go birds!!! 🦅🦅🦅
January 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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reminder that the fellowship departs Rivendell on December 25th, making The Fellowship of the Ring a christmas movie
December 25, 2023 at 4:40 AM
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Guns are the leading cause of death of children and teens in the United States.

I wish the establishment cared as much about their lives as they do CEOs.
December 10, 2024 at 1:18 AM
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just from a folklore point of view, "attractive hooded man kills billionaire head of hated business with bullets inscribed with political slogans and then vanishes" is narratively breathtaking
December 7, 2024 at 9:54 AM
This is our president.
Something don’t smell right.
December 7, 2024 at 3:57 PM
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December 6, 2024 at 3:56 PM
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A Christmas tree is really just a tower of breakable heirlooms.
December 6, 2024 at 2:58 PM
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Sonic boom in ye ol' ancient times!
Ancient Mesopotamian stargazers likely recorded only the really striking meteors. Including ones accompanied by sound.

“Night of the 1st, last part of the night, a meteor flashed from ... to the north, and after it there was a noise from the sky.” oracc.museum.upenn.edu//adsd/adart3...
December 5, 2024 at 11:18 AM
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On the hunt in our Territory

pepsi | #FlyEaglesFly
December 5, 2024 at 12:53 PM
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star wars did give us a slur for robots (clankers) but i don’t use it bc i don’t want to have to look a robot in the eye in fifty years and be like “you don’t understand it was a different time…”
December 3, 2024 at 4:16 PM
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this is definitely one of the space pics of all time
November 29, 2024 at 2:24 AM
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Today we give thanks
a green phillies mascot is dancing in front of a large screen
ALT: a green phillies mascot is dancing in front of a large screen
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2024 at 12:29 AM
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Puzzles are better with googly eyes 👀

🧪🐡🔭#bsnm
This is what y'all wanted so I'm here to deliver 🙃

Pillars of Googly Eyes is now available as 1000 piece puzzle 🧩

🔗 sciencesocks.co/pages/puzzle...

Will you help this go viral again? Please like and share! 🔭🐡🧪
November 27, 2024 at 11:22 PM
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We’ve seen everyone else posting this, but we’re just a chill guy too
November 25, 2024 at 4:55 AM
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"It is believed he will retire to private life."
@nytimes.com 1924
@nytimes.wtf
November 25, 2024 at 11:48 AM
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Saquon Barkley is pretty good at football.
November 25, 2024 at 3:09 AM