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He/Him. TTRPG GM. One Piece fan.
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they're adding being british to the dsm
December 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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No, next question
Is Gen X Actually the Greatest Generation?
www.nytimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in
‘Rush Hour 4’ is officially in the works.

This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
WaPo Editorial Board should not be taken seriously, but I do HATE the Dyson Airblade.
They never fully dry your hands, there's always a pool of stagnant water at the bottom, and it's impossible to not scrape against the sides doing to stupid hand motion required to use the thing.
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
There should be a cap on money like there is in JRPGs, once you hit $999999999 you can't make anymore.
CALIFORNIA IS CONSIDERING A ONE-TIME 5% WEALTH TAX ON BILLIONAIRES, PER A PROPOSED 2026 BALLOT INITIATIVE
November 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Here’s a real fucking list for real Americans

- cowboy reviews the 1960’s Bonanza show and also kills vampires

- making fun of Quora users but get distracted talking about Morbius for half an hour

- watching Star Trek Voyager while drunk but in a way where you wonder if they’re drinking too much
November 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Bluesky adopting a "we will ban anyone who is mean to pedophiles" moderation posture is confusing until you remember it was started by a bunch of tech libertarians as a haven for Ai cultists and crypto guys.
November 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
As someone from the West Coast, can someone explain to me why New York seems obsessed with parades?

There's this questioning
They asked about what parade the city needs to add during a debate
The Macy's Parade, which I always assumed was a tourist attraction
Trump is obsessed with Military Parades
In all of my years being on this planet I’ve never heard a politician get grilled over whether or not they want to be involved in a parade until Zorhan Mamdani. This is dumber than the tan suit thing from back in the day.
November 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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A really terrific piece. Rock solid assessment of Tolkien's virtues and failings in this area, as well as Gygax's, uh, failings and failings. Neat stuff on the evolution of D&D gaming styles. And a nice fuck-you to the idiot techbro fascists who keep naming their shit after things from Tolkien.
The far right is obsessed with Lord of the Rings and Musk keeps posting about "hobbits" because modern scientific racism owes more to fantasy worlds and gaming systems than genetic science, and they see both as effective mediums for right-wing propaganda www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Why Elon Musk Needs Dungeons and Dragons to Be Racist
The fantastical roots of “scientific racism”
www.theatlantic.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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bluesky branding refresh unveiled
November 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Me, roleplaying my D&D character:
You have befouled her, you rancid wretch of an amoeba.
October 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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a) conflate "successful under capitalism" with "a good environment for kids to grow up in," which are two VERY different things.

And b) are unwilling to acknowledge that people they love can do harm, because they're afraid that would mean their loved ones are "bad people," so instead they deny it
October 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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I think it's very telling that "Jared" was raised in what he says is a "good" family, but he developed problems with drugs and anger in his teens. That generally doesn't happen to people who grew up in truly loving, supportive environments. I think a lot of people +
I would love, or maybe not, to know how these people were raised. I can't imagine, as a man, being so angry at others, particularly women. I also just can't imagine being so afraid and angry at the world around me and thinking it is everyone else's fault. I feel like these people all suffered abuse.
October 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Why is the trophy on "Make Some Noise" a golden ear???
Ears don't make noise, mouths do

@makesomenoiseshow.bsky.social @samreich.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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any culture, at any point in history, could have invented darude’s sandstorm. the fact that they didn’t is just further proof that old times were busted generally
October 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Your Friend Milo.
Skull. Gone. Dead.

What a way to open the session. #criticalrole #criticalrolecampaign4
October 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Guess I'll start keeping track of every bird @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social or others mention in #CriticalRoleCampaign4 #CriticalRole
I'm an hour into Critical Role Campaign 4 and @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social has already mentioned 4 kinds of birds.
#criticalrole #criticalrolecampaign4
October 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I'm an hour into Critical Role Campaign 4 and @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social has already mentioned 4 kinds of birds.
#criticalrole #criticalrolecampaign4
October 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Trump had Charlie Kirk killed to distract from how good the Turnstile Tiny Desk Concert was
September 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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People often ask me "how do I make my burgers taste like fast food?" and the answer is nearly always add MSG.

You've been convinced MSG is bad for you by racist propaganda, but you eat it all the time when you eat out and you love it, you just don't know you're eating it.
August 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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3. Mezcal is the best liquor
July 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia
Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia
WASHINGTON—Facing mounting backlash from his MAGA base over his perceived ties to the Jeffrey Epstein case, President Donald Trump reportedly encouraged his supporters Monday to simply move on from so...
theonion.com
July 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Who up stroking they sword while lamenting social realities
July 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM