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CatSculptor
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Filthy Commie, Movie Mindset, Gun Nerd
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3 personel setting up a Davy Crockett Weapon System armed with a nuclear projectile
November 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Some versions have multiple sets of human teeth
Screenshot from the 1990 TMNT movie where one of the actor's mouths is visible inside the turtle costume like some sort of horrible, radical Xenomorph
November 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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How about a whiskey decanter shaped like a gun?
Whiskey decanter shaped like a gun
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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DHS acting Chief Security Officer Iwona B. Horyn edited into the Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion speech minigame
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Webcomic panel of two guys sitting on a couch. One has a speech bubble saying "What's your opinion on gay marriage?" the second guy has a bubble saying "As far as I'm concerned, all marriage is 'gay' marriage".
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Simpson's screenshot of Mr. Burns showing Smithers his plan to block out the Sun
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Carel Struycken as The Giant in Twin Peaks saying "It is happening again."
November 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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They do play basketball. Well, technically these two are avatars, not real Na'vi, but we can't say for sure that the Na'vi never joined them and said "ball is leaf"
2 avatars from James Cameron's 2009 sci-fi epic Avatar playing basketball
November 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Me when
Fortnite

Moe - The Simpsons
Moe from The Simpsons and Fortnite looking at a noose and smiling while saying "Not today, old friend."
November 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Microtransactions to talk to Jesus you say?
Painting of Martin Luther nailing his 95 theses to the doors of the church in Wittenberg
November 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Cillian Murphy as Oppenheimer in Oppenheimer
November 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Twitter post from @InternetHippo: New right wing thing is describing crimes as generically as possible to pretend they're not crimes. Someone gets convicted of conspiracy and they start yelling "Wow so it's illegal to make plans with friends now"
November 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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This post was fact checked by real American patriots ✅️ TRUE
November 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Jeff Bezos committing cannibalism
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Why'd you delete this, Sam?
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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50 years ago today the Witch of November came stealing
The Edmund Fitzgerald being overtaken by the stormy waters of Lake Superior
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Really doing anything at all to avoid saying "Leftists were right again"
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Nah, even the Joker's not that evil
The Joker saying "I'm American. I @#$%#$@ HATE Nazis! I'm a homicidal maniac, not a traitorous bigot."
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Simpsons never fails
Simpsons Screenshots: Republican Convention: "We want what's worst for everyone" "We're just plain evil" Democratic Convention: "We hate life and ourselves" "We can't govern!"
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Evrart Claire from Disco Elysium
November 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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This shot from the ending of Challengers (2024 dir. Luca Guadagnino) is pure Movie Magic. Absolute cinematic excellence.
Scene from Challengers (2024 dir. Luca Guadagnino) depicting a tennis match as if viewed from below, with the lines and net layed out on the screen
November 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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From the desk of Donald J Trump: Walmart just announced futa!
November 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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This is Clark's apartment in Metropolis
Photo of an apartment with a mattress on the floor, a folding chair next to a folding table and a tv on another folding table in the corner
November 6, 2025 at 2:28 PM