plague of locusts @ MFF
@catboiardee.bsky.social
hi im mars. they/she. | ⚠️🔞18+ only🔞⚠️ | 💖 💍 @tjkollyn.bsky.social 💖 | icon by taliruq.bsky.social
yknow, just a casual 15 hour sleep to end the convention ☠️
December 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
yknow, just a casual 15 hour sleep to end the convention ☠️
descending from heaven to deliver @kaimti.me pasta salad in the lobby at 1am
December 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
descending from heaven to deliver @kaimti.me pasta salad in the lobby at 1am
"Daddy's little dress code violation is ready!" - @cyancrux.sheath.city
December 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
"Daddy's little dress code violation is ready!" - @cyancrux.sheath.city
keeping a running counter of how many years of Pain Cube everyone has been sentenced to this weekend
December 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
keeping a running counter of how many years of Pain Cube everyone has been sentenced to this weekend
im gonna be so real god tests me every con by placing people that don't shower / emit poisonous clouds of BO near me and im genuinely at the point of probably getting really mean about it
December 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
im gonna be so real god tests me every con by placing people that don't shower / emit poisonous clouds of BO near me and im genuinely at the point of probably getting really mean about it
i love convention :)
December 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
i love convention :)
SENTENCE: 500 YEARS IN THE PAIN CUBE
December 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
SENTENCE: 500 YEARS IN THE PAIN CUBE
*dracula flow voice* The Elf got me talking like an Oblivion NPC.
December 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
*dracula flow voice* The Elf got me talking like an Oblivion NPC.
I have sentenced so many people to 100 years in the pain cube this weekend. :)
December 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I have sentenced so many people to 100 years in the pain cube this weekend. :)
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
December 6, 2025 at 7:23 AM
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
"Thats still soju. You can taste the ceiling! I'm conditioned against mesothelioma now." @cyancrux.sheath.city
December 6, 2025 at 8:50 AM
"Thats still soju. You can taste the ceiling! I'm conditioned against mesothelioma now." @cyancrux.sheath.city
YOUR DISCUSSION POSTS ARE DUE TOMORROW!!! HURRY!!!!!
December 6, 2025 at 8:20 AM
YOUR DISCUSSION POSTS ARE DUE TOMORROW!!! HURRY!!!!!
my rum and cokes have become rum and sprites
which have become rum and sprite and apple pie everclears
which have become rum and sprite and apple pie everclears
December 6, 2025 at 5:42 AM
my rum and cokes have become rum and sprites
which have become rum and sprite and apple pie everclears
which have become rum and sprite and apple pie everclears
i still smell syrup
December 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
i still smell syrup
you don't have enough Illithid Tadpoles to have my substance saturday stickers
December 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
you don't have enough Illithid Tadpoles to have my substance saturday stickers
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Getting Elf'd on "vodka and other than standard orange wine" at MFF
December 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Getting Elf'd on "vodka and other than standard orange wine" at MFF
the elf buzzball lingers for SO LONG in your mouth oh my GOD
December 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
the elf buzzball lingers for SO LONG in your mouth oh my GOD
"Do you know the skin doll?" - @hypetaph.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
"Do you know the skin doll?" - @hypetaph.bsky.social
They're giving away FREE Legionnaires' disease in the dealers den!! Run!! Don't wait!
December 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
They're giving away FREE Legionnaires' disease in the dealers den!! Run!! Don't wait!
"I will break up with my husband and marry a wicker beast."
December 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
"I will break up with my husband and marry a wicker beast."
how did you send me 130 messages @drwildlife.bsky.social im gonna vomit
December 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
how did you send me 130 messages @drwildlife.bsky.social im gonna vomit
"I feel Gumby stretching and drying." - @tjkollyn.bsky.social with his new neck tattoo
December 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
"I feel Gumby stretching and drying." - @tjkollyn.bsky.social with his new neck tattoo
i have unlocked the ability to make anything into a temporary tattoo and that is a dark power i should not have
December 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
i have unlocked the ability to make anything into a temporary tattoo and that is a dark power i should not have
im hungry can someone accidentally order jimmy johns to my hotel room instead of theirs again?
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
im hungry can someone accidentally order jimmy johns to my hotel room instead of theirs again?