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catbaronale.bsky.social
Ale H. Humano
@catbaronale.bsky.social
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I live with hope. Law degree haver with a Halo 2 title. Cook. Artist. Cat dad. Streams: http://twitch.tv/catbaroncafe
(Any pronouns) pfp by https://bsky.app/profile/blueontherun.bsky.social banner by https://bsky.app/profile/onionbadger.bsky.social 🖤
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Sick day but I’ll spend the day retweeting independent artist stores in between pain naps

Prince is here to give me purr therapy
A calico cat is nestled down protectively over the poster, who is underneath a thick blanket with orange, black, and white splashes of color
November 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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In my walk a neighbor gave me an apple. She bought a bunch at the farmers market to share. I got a new treasure from the book swap and pet a quiet and sweet dog
A small red and yellow apple sits next to a hand sized green and gold Celtic knot adorned book titled: Irish fairy and folk tales
November 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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A bowl of rice with a bright orange red stew made of carrots, potatoes, rice cakes, hot dogs, spam, dumplings and kimchi
November 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender
Amongst stars there stands a figure that is neither a man or a woman. Their long pale hair is swept back in a loose ponytail, adorned with a floating metal ring and flowers. They have an undercut that is pink and red. An earring of the earth. A choker of gold plate. They wear a pale suit with long tails, loose slacks, and that has metallic gold lapels and adornments: on the shoulder of the suit is a trapped primordial face. On an arm draped with matching scarves they hold up a head with a trailing spinal cord but it’s not a bloody sight, it looks more like a fashion accessory. And from that severed heads mouth there’s a floating fetus trailing from it.
November 13, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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Vamos a buscar, las esferas de dragon! 🎶 🎶
The poster holding up a playful fist while smiling. They’re wearing purple tights under an oversized long sleeve pink shirt that’s belted to resemble a loose dress. On the belt is a boxy blue bag and compass looking device. They have on a purple scarf and are wearing blue hair in a high ponytail. The ponytail has a red bow. The poster is smirking while holding up their compass like device. Inside it is a green radar screen pointing out a few locations in yellow.They’re wearing purple tights under an oversized long sleeve pink shirt that’s belted to resemble a loose dress. On the belt is a boxy blue bag and compass looking device. They have on a purple scarf and are wearing blue hair in a high ponytail. The ponytail has a red bow. The poster is smiling while winking and holding a big thumbs up. They’re wearing a purple scarf, and big red bow on a high blue ponytail. On their large oversized pink shirt they have an anime pin of the same character they’re dressed as
October 31, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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she really does look so much like seatbelt
A black cat lays on top of a black and red cat tree.
October 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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I hand battered up fries and shrimp earlier today, and put a generous helping of a cabbage slaw I made the other night. Good treat dinner
A blue bowl is piled high with hand cut fries, panko crusted shrimp, and a cabbage slaw that has shreds of carrot and apple.
October 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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A blue plate holds a short stack of six pancakes. They’re golden brown and drizzled with syrup
October 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Prince is a sweet cat
A close up of a sleeping calico with her front arms curled up in front of her face. In the photo you can see her sleeping face and pink nose
October 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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This one came out the prettiest
A small flatbread circle is covered in sautéed vegetables and rests under a layer of browned mozzarella
October 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Yellow mushroom toast, on herbed goat cheese and toasted sourdough milk bread
A piece of toast on a plate with a white cheese spread on it, topped with sautéed mushrooms and garlic
October 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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I get out of the bath and see the girls being cute whoa
A black cat and calico cat are lounging about a foot away from each other on a bed
October 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Watched the water a while. I missed it.
October 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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New toy acquired and covered in catnip
A scratching post with multiple levels and two toys dangling from the top is being investigated by a calico and black cat.
October 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Ignis and Noctis are growing so fast!!! In particular ignis is shooting off roots everywhere.
A glass terrarium is on a window sill. Two green clippings have lots of young leaves sprouting up from them. There’s roots you can see digging into the ground of the terrarium
October 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Living with Prince is a lot of seeing this expression purring at you from 2-3 feet away. (And then snuggling with her for a while)
A calico cat is cozy on a soft blanket, curled up on her side and looking at the camera with sleepy eyes. Her front paws are curled up close to her face and her head is turned to a playful angle
September 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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It’s Wednesday my dudes. Prince offers her belly fluff to help you get through the week:
September 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Prince is doing an impression of one of my favorite paintings (while purring up a storm). I’ll give a cookie to anyone who guesses the painting
A closeup of a calico cat curled up. She’s peeking over her arm and her arms are folded over the lower half of her face.
September 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Cleaned up every bit of this one.

Deviled potatoes, the filling made with potato, goat cheese, and bacon rendered down with tons of green onion. Topped with a bit of sour cream and paprika. Poached eggs with chili crisp. Pan toasted sourdough milk bread with a lil bit of butter as it toasted.
The described dish on a blue plate. The toast is triangles behind the potatoes and eggs
September 22, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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Quote with the energy you bring to bsky
A picture of a tired Mads Mikkelsen with wind mussed hair behind the text: I hope I am not only a cursed one to u guys but also a friend
September 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Fav bakery made conchitas special for today. Que lindo el tricolor
A concha pastry with sugar in green, white, red and a bit of brown - made to look like the Mexican flag
September 16, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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She kicked the fish and then flopped out purring
A calico cat laying flopped out on a black and white rug with a stuffed mouse toy and a stuffed fish toy
September 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Went out to a super fun Hannibal fandom burlesque fundraiser tonight (love the fannibal community) 🔪

Feel pretty. Enjoy my first selfie in many months, lovelies
The poster has a selfie on themselves in a black and red dress. The selfie shows their hair pulled back into a bun. They’re wearing red cascading earrings, a gold necklace with spider lillies. The poster is smiling slightly with dark red lipstick A mirror selfie shot. The frame of the mirror is heavily ornate and the poster is a few feet back from it, holding their phone to their chest. They’re wearing a dark body con dress with a high neck and 3/4 sleeves. Dark hair is pulled back into a bun. Their face is turned 3/4 and smiling faintly
September 14, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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I did one last hour of puzzle before bed, and alas: cat tax has struck 🐈 🐈‍⬛
A completed puzzle showing an illustration of a girl underwater sitting on giant tentacles, lecturing hundreds of fish. The drawing has a lot of orange and green. However, one piece is missing.
September 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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I solve a lot faster when not streaming haha

Making myself pause for now to enjoy the nice weather. Throat is a bit sore (decided to sing a bunch post stream yesterday) so I’m resting my voice today <3
A puzzle showing an image of a sitting green girl speaking to hundreds of fishes swimming around her. The puzzle is roughly 75% done
September 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM