Doughy Joey
@cat-holic-joey.bsky.social
Portland-dwelling queer with no real hobbies except cats and perfecting socially awkward situations. He/him or whatever. Vegan to piss people off.
Do you ever feel like you missed out in some gay lessons when you were young and now you are older and feel like youre still not doing gay right?
December 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Do you ever feel like you missed out in some gay lessons when you were young and now you are older and feel like youre still not doing gay right?
Did you know that Tums spelled backwards is smut? And youre putting this in your body?
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Did you know that Tums spelled backwards is smut? And youre putting this in your body?
Do you ever see something on TV or movies so many times that you start to question if it's normal? Like do people really get out of a bath or the shower and just slip into their bathrobe without drying off first? Have I been doing it wrong?
November 17, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Do you ever see something on TV or movies so many times that you start to question if it's normal? Like do people really get out of a bath or the shower and just slip into their bathrobe without drying off first? Have I been doing it wrong?
What did you say to me?
November 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
What did you say to me?
Last night, someone asked me what my costume was. I wasnt wearing a costume.
November 2, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Last night, someone asked me what my costume was. I wasnt wearing a costume.
Lovely day today
October 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Lovely day today
Also this was my nickname in middle school. And no, I did not run track.
September 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Also this was my nickname in middle school. And no, I did not run track.
Doing my best to overlook the war ravages of Portland by getting tipsy on mimosas.
September 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Doing my best to overlook the war ravages of Portland by getting tipsy on mimosas.
Will this be like when Marlena was possessed? Can I be Marlena?
September 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Will this be like when Marlena was possessed? Can I be Marlena?
My van is finally getting some use!
September 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
My van is finally getting some use!
Little lost possum. Trying to help him get the energy to find a good place to stay.
September 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Little lost possum. Trying to help him get the energy to find a good place to stay.
My second-favorite Nellie.
September 12, 2025 at 6:19 AM
My second-favorite Nellie.
Does anyone have the password for this wifi?
September 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Does anyone have the password for this wifi?
Loretta was not cooperative in taking a dual selfie
August 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Loretta was not cooperative in taking a dual selfie
Does anyone else ever let these ads keep running so you can watch the king die?
July 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Does anyone else ever let these ads keep running so you can watch the king die?
How long are we supposed to keep pretending that Chappel Roan music is interesting? Especially in a world where Paris Hilton and Megan thee Stallion released Bad Bitch Academy. What else could we need?
This world is bullshit. Go with yourself
This world is bullshit. Go with yourself
June 24, 2025 at 4:48 AM
How long are we supposed to keep pretending that Chappel Roan music is interesting? Especially in a world where Paris Hilton and Megan thee Stallion released Bad Bitch Academy. What else could we need?
This world is bullshit. Go with yourself
This world is bullshit. Go with yourself
Let me make a suggestion.
June 24, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Let me make a suggestion.
I forgot Chi-Raq.
June 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I forgot Chi-Raq.
Practicing my resting bear face.
June 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Practicing my resting bear face.