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@cat-brat.bsky.social
Wife™️ with Thoughts™️ — she/they — cat enthusiast — public health nerd — chronically ill — married to @wellsthomp.bsky.social — pfp by @funktechnisch.bsky.social
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this has become a very important video to me
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
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I had my students submit for extra credit a meme reflecting something they learned this semester, along with an accompanying paragraph connecting the meme to the course concept. There were some gems.
December 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I had my students submit for extra credit a meme reflecting something they learned this semester, along with an accompanying paragraph connecting the meme to the course concept. There were some gems.
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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Happy Holidays from the Chicago Police Department
December 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Happy Holidays from the Chicago Police Department
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I watch a lot of bobs burgers so I often starting singing things like “ba da da-da, elderly prostitute~” and I expect everyone to just roll with it
December 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I watch a lot of bobs burgers so I often starting singing things like “ba da da-da, elderly prostitute~” and I expect everyone to just roll with it
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"are you enjoying duo mobile" does a hamburger enjoy being made of quarks. does a fish enjoy linear time. does the mountain enjoy the first taste of a cup of hot chocolate when you get back to the ski lodge. your question means nothing to me. i couldn't enjoy duo mobile even if i tried
December 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
"are you enjoying duo mobile" does a hamburger enjoy being made of quarks. does a fish enjoy linear time. does the mountain enjoy the first taste of a cup of hot chocolate when you get back to the ski lodge. your question means nothing to me. i couldn't enjoy duo mobile even if i tried
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I plan to repost this until everyone has seen it because just look at him
December 2, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I plan to repost this until everyone has seen it because just look at him
Amazing to include lis in this list
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Amazing to include lis in this list
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Still proud of my Thanksgiving spread
November 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Still proud of my Thanksgiving spread
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So much about this sign I saw today I am still thinking about
November 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
So much about this sign I saw today I am still thinking about
“Bidoof’s Big Stand” 🥹
I used a Bidoof i named "Tool" in Pokemon Pearl as a kid since it could learn most of the moves used to navigate and this happened to me. I felt so guilty about naming it that after awhile and made it part of my team for the whole game
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
“Bidoof’s Big Stand” 🥹
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don't tell the French about this youtu.be/vZDDd7Ddjgw
French react to curry croissants - Legends Pokémon Z-A
YouTube video by blue
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November 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
don't tell the French about this youtu.be/vZDDd7Ddjgw
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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my cat when i’m telling her that she’s a very good girl instead of refilling her half-empty food bowl:
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM
my cat when i’m telling her that she’s a very good girl instead of refilling her half-empty food bowl:
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House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks
A non-comprehensive review of Pokemon Legends: Z-A
5.5/10
5.5/10
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
A non-comprehensive review of Pokemon Legends: Z-A
5.5/10
5.5/10
This could’ve literally been from me to @wellsthomp.bsky.social, glad I have something in common with my newest favorite YA author
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 PM
This could’ve literally been from me to @wellsthomp.bsky.social, glad I have something in common with my newest favorite YA author
We all have a credit card-sized amount of plastic inside us ❤️
Scientists have long known that plastic waste is bad for marine animals. A new study quantifies how little ingested plastic it takes to be a lethal dose. n.pr/3XEhzsB
Eating just a handful of plastic can be fatal for marine animals, a study finds
Scientists have long known that plastic waste is bad for marine animals. A new study quantifies how little ingested plastic it takes to be a lethal dose.
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November 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
We all have a credit card-sized amount of plastic inside us ❤️
Luigi as damsel-in-distress and the two princesses as arms of religion upholding the power of the state does make sense
November 20, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Luigi as damsel-in-distress and the two princesses as arms of religion upholding the power of the state does make sense
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
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Fish have committed credit card fraud
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Fish have committed credit card fraud