Good news, pretty sure this is actual blasphemy and possibly the sin against the holy spirit.

How do I heart this more than once?

Like, if you told me Ferdinand I of Naples set this whole thing up I would believe you.

Bit of an aside to distract myself from the nail-spitting rage: I think it has been maybe a mistake, as a culture, to treat a Tina Fey comedy loosely based on a self-help book as a documentary about how femme enculturation works.