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Carmine the Bowler
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Yes, I am the bowling ball from Mystery Men

Used to act. Now I code and sometimes draw
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Really hope this doesn't screw up the SEO for my upcoming biopic about a '70s brother-sister music duo with a secret love child, The Carpenters' Son
Nicolas Cage with long hair and beard looking distraught with "The Carpenter's Son" written below him
November 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Got a free trial to Clip Studio Paint and did a quick and dirty drawing to test it out. I just started putting shapes down and eventually landed at:

FROG SUIT SAMUS
Digital art of Samus Aran wearing frog-themed armor; it's a side profile with Samus looking down; the eyes of the frog are on the helmet and they glow orange light; the background is a dark blue night sky with twinkling stars
December 5, 2024 at 8:12 PM
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The Truth Social echo chamber:
November 19, 2024 at 4:22 AM
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WHAT
November 16, 2024 at 1:08 AM
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Presented with bare minimum context:

Tom Cruise in Eyes Wide Shut wearing a cardboard asparagus
November 15, 2024 at 7:07 PM