Carmine the Bowler
@carminethebowler.bsky.social
Yes, I am the bowling ball from Mystery Men
Used to act. Now I code and sometimes draw
Used to act. Now I code and sometimes draw
Really hope this doesn't screw up the SEO for my upcoming biopic about a '70s brother-sister music duo with a secret love child, The Carpenters' Son
November 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Really hope this doesn't screw up the SEO for my upcoming biopic about a '70s brother-sister music duo with a secret love child, The Carpenters' Son
I was afraid this might happen
Bugoonia.
November 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I was afraid this might happen
A Capricorn drinking CapriSun while wearing Capris
August 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
A Capricorn drinking CapriSun while wearing Capris
Preparing a pitch for the first MiHoYo/Nintendo crossover gacha harem game: PikMe
July 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Preparing a pitch for the first MiHoYo/Nintendo crossover gacha harem game: PikMe
When a sibling gets married, their spouse becomes another sibling, and then you have to quickly become okay with two siblings having sex.
July 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
When a sibling gets married, their spouse becomes another sibling, and then you have to quickly become okay with two siblings having sex.
There's so much wrong with this:
- Cruz not understanding America is the Empire
- Cruz likening himself to Luke Skywalker
- It's AI slop
I just need you to understand how loaded of a statement it is when I say "This shit sucks"
- Cruz not understanding America is the Empire
- Cruz likening himself to Luke Skywalker
- It's AI slop
I just need you to understand how loaded of a statement it is when I say "This shit sucks"
I was too young to be ware of the Iraq invasion debate but was it this degree of stupid? It can't have been this stupid.
June 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
There's so much wrong with this:
- Cruz not understanding America is the Empire
- Cruz likening himself to Luke Skywalker
- It's AI slop
I just need you to understand how loaded of a statement it is when I say "This shit sucks"
- Cruz not understanding America is the Empire
- Cruz likening himself to Luke Skywalker
- It's AI slop
I just need you to understand how loaded of a statement it is when I say "This shit sucks"
I bet these are the type of guys who complain about wearing a condom, yet here they are wrapping everything else
Genuinely sad and insane that @marshablackburn, Jack Johnson & Sexton want to enshrine this into law instead of banning it. Deeply un-American.
June 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I bet these are the type of guys who complain about wearing a condom, yet here they are wrapping everything else
*movie trailer guy voice*
This Fourth, the Founding Fathers will snatch...
YOUR POWDERED WIGS
*20 minute guitar wail*
This Fourth, the Founding Fathers will snatch...
YOUR POWDERED WIGS
*20 minute guitar wail*
June 17, 2025 at 6:20 AM
*movie trailer guy voice*
This Fourth, the Founding Fathers will snatch...
YOUR POWDERED WIGS
*20 minute guitar wail*
This Fourth, the Founding Fathers will snatch...
YOUR POWDERED WIGS
*20 minute guitar wail*
I was so stoked when Cage The Elephant had a cameo during Elphaba's rendition of "Ain't No Rest for the Wicked"
December 17, 2024 at 7:23 PM
I was so stoked when Cage The Elephant had a cameo during Elphaba's rendition of "Ain't No Rest for the Wicked"
Haunting
December 12, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Haunting
And somehow they'll still manage to dress him in Calvin Klein
December 9, 2024 at 11:24 PM
And somehow they'll still manage to dress him in Calvin Klein
Got a free trial to Clip Studio Paint and did a quick and dirty drawing to test it out. I just started putting shapes down and eventually landed at:
FROG SUIT SAMUS
FROG SUIT SAMUS
December 5, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Got a free trial to Clip Studio Paint and did a quick and dirty drawing to test it out. I just started putting shapes down and eventually landed at:
FROG SUIT SAMUS
FROG SUIT SAMUS
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I’m thankful for everyone using Bluesky, everyone building on atproto, everyone listening to our message and sharing our dream of a better social media ecosystem that puts people first. We’re going to do this together — thanks for joining us on this journey!
November 28, 2024 at 10:32 PM
I’m thankful for everyone using Bluesky, everyone building on atproto, everyone listening to our message and sharing our dream of a better social media ecosystem that puts people first. We’re going to do this together — thanks for joining us on this journey!
bluesky truly is a haven for data science. It deserves a gold medal for figure skeeting
November 28, 2024 at 11:33 PM
bluesky truly is a haven for data science. It deserves a gold medal for figure skeeting
If you haven't, you should watch the doc on S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2: Heart of Chornobyl. What GSC Game World went through to finish this game is incredibly inspiring. The game is out today, and I'll absolutely be supporting them.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=28CI...
#STALKER2 #GSCGameWorld
www.youtube.com/watch?v=28CI...
#STALKER2 #GSCGameWorld
War Game: The Making of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 Documentary
YouTube video by GSC Game World
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2024 at 11:55 PM
If you haven't, you should watch the doc on S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2: Heart of Chornobyl. What GSC Game World went through to finish this game is incredibly inspiring. The game is out today, and I'll absolutely be supporting them.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=28CI...
#STALKER2 #GSCGameWorld
www.youtube.com/watch?v=28CI...
#STALKER2 #GSCGameWorld
A Fatality-esque finishing move in Persona called a Personality
November 19, 2024 at 6:11 AM
A Fatality-esque finishing move in Persona called a Personality
We got Monster Hunter: World in 2018 and now we're about to get Monster Hunter Wilds this Feb. It's like Capcom has a Political Climate Almanac that helps them time their releases for when the world needs them most
November 18, 2024 at 11:35 PM
We got Monster Hunter: World in 2018 and now we're about to get Monster Hunter Wilds this Feb. It's like Capcom has a Political Climate Almanac that helps them time their releases for when the world needs them most
H.P. Lovecraft on his MAGA troll account:
"The cosmic feedback loop of this echo chamber reverberating unto itself will surely summon the Great Old Ones...
Also, here's some new racist shit I wrote today"
"The cosmic feedback loop of this echo chamber reverberating unto itself will surely summon the Great Old Ones...
Also, here's some new racist shit I wrote today"
November 18, 2024 at 7:15 AM
H.P. Lovecraft on his MAGA troll account:
"The cosmic feedback loop of this echo chamber reverberating unto itself will surely summon the Great Old Ones...
Also, here's some new racist shit I wrote today"
"The cosmic feedback loop of this echo chamber reverberating unto itself will surely summon the Great Old Ones...
Also, here's some new racist shit I wrote today"
Reposted by Carmine the Bowler
*John Lennon voice* Imagine there’s no dragons
November 17, 2024 at 1:01 PM
*John Lennon voice* Imagine there’s no dragons
Another bsky positive is that every time I login, I hear "Mr. Blue Sky" by ELO in my head
November 17, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Another bsky positive is that every time I login, I hear "Mr. Blue Sky" by ELO in my head
300 years in the future:
"We got GTA 9 before Universal Healthcare"
"We got GTA 9 before Universal Healthcare"
November 16, 2024 at 8:49 PM
300 years in the future:
"We got GTA 9 before Universal Healthcare"
"We got GTA 9 before Universal Healthcare"
Reposted by Carmine the Bowler
Someday a Lifetime movie will be made about Cheryl Hines and it’ll go “I knew him as a Kennedy, an environmentalist, a man who decapitated a whale, a man riddled with worms who cheated on every woman he’s ever been with while saying he’s the worm man, but beyond all that? …there was a dark secret”
November 16, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Someday a Lifetime movie will be made about Cheryl Hines and it’ll go “I knew him as a Kennedy, an environmentalist, a man who decapitated a whale, a man riddled with worms who cheated on every woman he’s ever been with while saying he’s the worm man, but beyond all that? …there was a dark secret”
Hear me out
Positive affirmations we can send each other anonymously
We call 'em...
SKEETER VALENTINES
Positive affirmations we can send each other anonymously
We call 'em...
SKEETER VALENTINES
November 15, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Hear me out
Positive affirmations we can send each other anonymously
We call 'em...
SKEETER VALENTINES
Positive affirmations we can send each other anonymously
We call 'em...
SKEETER VALENTINES
Who got the "People who wish Hot Frosty had ended like Shrek" starter pack??
November 15, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Who got the "People who wish Hot Frosty had ended like Shrek" starter pack??