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hi, I’m Vanni 💎 27 y.o., 50% New Jerseyian, 50% Italian, 50% gringa, 100% gay ass bitch (18+ ONLY PLEASE)
I like the top left or bottom left
December 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I wish I could be a milkman (sleeping with people’s husbands)
November 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
which I did want to see but like…. Severance has been on the back burner for months now and it’s annoying, especially when prioritizes this mediocre slop
November 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
first he said he wanted to finish Ted Lasso first

then he said he wanted to catch up on Shrinking

then he said we would start it after we watched all of Better Call Saul

and now every time we put something on, it’s another hour of Stranger things

and knowing him, we will go Pluribus next
November 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
this rant is going nowhere, I just wanna shittalk the gen-z prudes
November 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
and by media I really mean movies and TV, in games it’s usually pretty inconsequential or cartoonish. but in movies/shows, theyll just have 10-50 nameless people die like it’s just nothing
November 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
the 18-22 year olds crying about porn brain are probably pretty desensitized to violence that’s all over the world and all over media. but someone watching too much porn is the REAL issue, yeah
November 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
if you get the reference, you deserve your ass eaten
November 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
people are saying the performances are bad but the writing is so atrocious
November 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
hell no, diva
November 29, 2025 at 5:20 AM