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hi, I’m Vanni 💎 27 y.o., 50% New Jerseyian, 50% Italian, 50% gringa, 100% gay ass bitch (18+ ONLY PLEASE)
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Wanted to draw more pixel art, wanted to draw my boy Gio, so here's both
December 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I hate getting to work 10 minutes early because I left early because I needed gas and seeing the director and manager are already here too
December 1, 2025 at 12:55 PM
me finding out about heated rivalry and now just wanting to read the book instead
November 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
sorry I am going to continue complaining, when this show isn’t padding over an hour of a show with exposition, it’s screaming “HEY GUYS WE’RE IN THE 80s!!!!!!!!”
now onto ep 3 when I have been telling my bf for months I wanted to watch severance
this is genuinely one of the worst written shows ever
November 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I miss glass containers
November 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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umpires:
November 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
okay lemme stop whining for now
November 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
now onto ep 3 when I have been telling my bf for months I wanted to watch severance
this is genuinely one of the worst written shows ever
i would rather be dead than watching stranger things right now
November 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
when I see the phrase “porn brain” I want to break my own neck, its so annoying
November 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I missed having a redhead WoL
November 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
storm in x-men when she’s about to show you what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning:
November 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
this is genuinely one of the worst written shows ever
i would rather be dead than watching stranger things right now
November 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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call me the greatest artist of all time the way i b jörkin it
November 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
god I miss him. and he is so hot 😩
Bears coach Ben Johnson letting it rip
November 29, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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yum fagslop
November 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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We never had a ceasefire gay boy hahaha
November 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Ultra Lion
November 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
which one should I use
November 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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yay
November 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
oh shit it’s santa hat time
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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That’s one stuffed bird. Happy Thanksgiving!

#KirbyAirRiders
November 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
me after eating a normal amount but chugging a glass of water with fiber
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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wada
March 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
thread of NFL players I want impregnate:
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM