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BRITISH PEOPLE: so, shoe sizes go up in halves to 13 and then start again at 1. Women’s clothes go up in 2s but using only even numbers. Height is in feet made up of 12 inches and weight is in stones made up of 14…
ALIEN: are there any smarter animals we can talk to?
ALIEN: are there any smarter animals we can talk to?
February 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
BRITISH PEOPLE: so, shoe sizes go up in halves to 13 and then start again at 1. Women’s clothes go up in 2s but using only even numbers. Height is in feet made up of 12 inches and weight is in stones made up of 14…
ALIEN: are there any smarter animals we can talk to?
ALIEN: are there any smarter animals we can talk to?
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“Listen old man, I’m gonna ask you one more time: did you or did you not put a soup bowl on my wife’s head?”
December 22, 2024 at 9:12 AM
“Listen old man, I’m gonna ask you one more time: did you or did you not put a soup bowl on my wife’s head?”
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Murder, she wrote.
"Your password is incorrect".
Bugger, she thought.
"Your password is incorrect".
Bugger, she thought.
December 2, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Murder, she wrote.
"Your password is incorrect".
Bugger, she thought.
"Your password is incorrect".
Bugger, she thought.
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There’s an envelope on my doormat with “DO NOT BEND” on it. What am I supposed to do, then - pick it up with my foot?
November 22, 2024 at 6:30 PM
There’s an envelope on my doormat with “DO NOT BEND” on it. What am I supposed to do, then - pick it up with my foot?
Nothing makes you feel like an old fucker more than BBC Four on a Friday night. Think I just pulled a hammy there to Thompson Twins.
November 22, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Nothing makes you feel like an old fucker more than BBC Four on a Friday night. Think I just pulled a hammy there to Thompson Twins.