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Mr. Grouchypants
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i've got more action than my man John Woo and i've got mad hits like i was Rod Carew
Scram you demons of my mind! Get out of here!
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Grayson Allen commits the most egregious travel in NBA history (h/t @ianrea.bsky.social)
December 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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A website dedicated to laptops and their stickers. Hundreds of them.

stickertop.art

Thanks @kottke.org
December 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Boss, during meting: "ok, wait, I gotta ask, Mike, what's going on with those socks?"
Me: "they've got the London Underground map. They're tube socks."
December 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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“A Charlie Brown Christmas”—among the most beloved holiday specials of all time—premiered 60 years ago, on December 9, 1965. The first Peanuts TV special, it not only won an Emmy Award; it won a place in the pantheon of pop-culture classics.
December 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Why is Marvin Miller in Baseball Hall of Fame and not Curt Flood?
Why is Bud Selig in Hall and not Barry Bonds?
Why Jeff Kent and not Keith Hernandez?
Why, why, why? Carlos Delgado, Don Mattingly, Dale Murphy…
#MLB @jonheyman.bsky.social #Cooperstown @ken-rosenthal.bsky.social @mzcsmith.bsky.social
December 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
fuck this i'm going back to bed
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Can't wait til next year when Andruw drops off the ballot with 74.8% of the vote
December 8, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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lmao at r/baseball comments
December 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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I've decided I no longer need the BBHOF to validate the players that I know in my heart are HOFers.

I'll be hosting my inaugural induction ceremony this summer (sponsored by Natty Light).

My 1st class of inductees are Lou Whitaker, Bill Freehan, Dale Murphy, Dwight Evans, and Fernando Valenzuela.
December 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
LOL
unless at least four people get inducted tonight i'm gonna be mad and that is impossible so i've resigned myself to being disappointed
December 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
unless at least four people get inducted tonight i'm gonna be mad and that is impossible so i've resigned myself to being disappointed
December 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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"Things use to be better" I say as I drink from the Garfield cup that is slowly but surely giving me cadmium poisoning.
December 7, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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You know you're officially old when legacy media pivots from "you damn kids" to "actually you're great, it's those NEW kids who're bad"
God no.
December 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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to commemorate alan dye moving from apple to meta, here's one of his best quotes
December 4, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
this guy was played by Brent Spiner?!?
youtu.be/jrLvtoKZfxY?...
Brent Spiner in the role that made him famous.
YouTube video by Alacritous
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Little free library is crammed with every book Nora Roberts and Diana Palmer ever wrote along with a bunch of religious pamphlets
December 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
LOL Duke won
nice conference ya got there ACC
December 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
gonna go to a card shop if i get shit done this morning
December 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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inspired by the snoopy donut I got at krispy kreme the other day
December 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Danseuse espagnole, by Joan Miró, 1945, 📸 by Max Molina
December 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
why did i listen to this bum-ass Hawks team after a lovely SEC championship game
December 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM