Peter Nincompoop
@carcrashrecorder.bsky.social
have my head in the oven so you'll know where I'll be
I guess you just don't love your country enough.
November 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I guess you just don't love your country enough.
Fortunate Son, CCR
November 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Fortunate Son, CCR
American Pie, Don McClean
Yes, the entire song
Yes, the entire song
November 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
American Pie, Don McClean
Yes, the entire song
Yes, the entire song
How dare you show me things to buy when I am trying to cut back on spending this year. You should know better!
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
How dare you show me things to buy when I am trying to cut back on spending this year. You should know better!
Dang, his dad must be the coach!
November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Dang, his dad must be the coach!
I assume you simply took your glass off and the realization slowly washed over him?
November 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I assume you simply took your glass off and the realization slowly washed over him?
Looks like 10 months of buildup that occurs NATURALLY in most urban bodies of water, especially those in park-like settings.
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Looks like 10 months of buildup that occurs NATURALLY in most urban bodies of water, especially those in park-like settings.
If you grew your own herbs, then you wouldn't have this problem.
November 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
If you grew your own herbs, then you wouldn't have this problem.
Typically, anything over a TB bumps you into the premium plan which gets pretty pricey.
November 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Typically, anything over a TB bumps you into the premium plan which gets pretty pricey.
So you like hot nuts, then?
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
So you like hot nuts, then?
I am going to assume you hate pizza.
But could also be burgers and fries.
But could also be burgers and fries.
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I am going to assume you hate pizza.
But could also be burgers and fries.
But could also be burgers and fries.
How dare you hate something that I love!
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
How dare you hate something that I love!
This dude is the next Kurt Warner!
November 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This dude is the next Kurt Warner!
Dillon Gabriel succumbed to the very same injury last week.
November 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Dillon Gabriel succumbed to the very same injury last week.
Capitalism, baby!
Let the market dictate, amirite?
Let the market dictate, amirite?
November 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Capitalism, baby!
Let the market dictate, amirite?
Let the market dictate, amirite?
November 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
And that's why he only hit 150 homers.
November 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
And that's why he only hit 150 homers.
Naked Gun 33-1/3 is the best one.
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Naked Gun 33-1/3 is the best one.
The fact that every Will Ferrel movie and every Adam Sandler movie are not on this list means it is the worst thing I have ever read.
November 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The fact that every Will Ferrel movie and every Adam Sandler movie are not on this list means it is the worst thing I have ever read.