CaptainXero
@captainxero.bsky.social
King of the Driveway, noted Diet Coke enthusiast and occasional comic writer and background vector illustrator.
Good news and bad news, Canatics!
The good news? Canari is so full of Mega Energy that she's completely filled up the Racine Construction garage!
The bad news? Gaming streams might be on hold for a bit. Sounds like she has some rebranding plans to put this body to work...
The good news? Canari is so full of Mega Energy that she's completely filled up the Racine Construction garage!
The bad news? Gaming streams might be on hold for a bit. Sounds like she has some rebranding plans to put this body to work...
December 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Good news and bad news, Canatics!
The good news? Canari is so full of Mega Energy that she's completely filled up the Racine Construction garage!
The bad news? Gaming streams might be on hold for a bit. Sounds like she has some rebranding plans to put this body to work...
The good news? Canari is so full of Mega Energy that she's completely filled up the Racine Construction garage!
The bad news? Gaming streams might be on hold for a bit. Sounds like she has some rebranding plans to put this body to work...
You're Not Serious...
Wait, you ARE serious? I have to wear this for how long exactly?
Wait, you ARE serious? I have to wear this for how long exactly?
December 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
You're Not Serious...
Wait, you ARE serious? I have to wear this for how long exactly?
Wait, you ARE serious? I have to wear this for how long exactly?
Everybody is focused back in on Mega Evolution but the Gigantimax craze never truly went away!
Watch out Nessa, it can happen to anybody!
Watch out Nessa, it can happen to anybody!
December 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Everybody is focused back in on Mega Evolution but the Gigantimax craze never truly went away!
Watch out Nessa, it can happen to anybody!
Watch out Nessa, it can happen to anybody!
You Canatics are doing an awesome job, we're almost to our full drive goal! Just a little more c:
December 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
You Canatics are doing an awesome job, we're almost to our full drive goal! Just a little more c:
Each time Emma returns back to the agency, it feels as if her investigation into Rogue Mega Evolution has brought her more new leads than she realizes.
December 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Each time Emma returns back to the agency, it feels as if her investigation into Rogue Mega Evolution has brought her more new leads than she realizes.
A news chopper can fly just to the right position to get an ass-tastic few of Mt.Lady!
Smile for the camera, now!
Smile for the camera, now!
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
A news chopper can fly just to the right position to get an ass-tastic few of Mt.Lady!
Smile for the camera, now!
Smile for the camera, now!
More like, Let's GROW DYN4MO!
You supported your streamer and she's still pushing it! Perhaps trying to mega evolve may actually work with just a little more support...
You supported your streamer and she's still pushing it! Perhaps trying to mega evolve may actually work with just a little more support...
December 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
More like, Let's GROW DYN4MO!
You supported your streamer and she's still pushing it! Perhaps trying to mega evolve may actually work with just a little more support...
You supported your streamer and she's still pushing it! Perhaps trying to mega evolve may actually work with just a little more support...
Get your bananas ready for this curvy Kong! They didn't tease her return for nothing, you know!
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Get your bananas ready for this curvy Kong! They didn't tease her return for nothing, you know!
Jacinthe always has a new plan to entice you to another battle, Trainer! It seems this 5th round of strip battles is getting both of you excited! Care for another? And another after that? And perhaps after that one more?
There's still a few pieces of clothing left to lose...
There's still a few pieces of clothing left to lose...
November 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Jacinthe always has a new plan to entice you to another battle, Trainer! It seems this 5th round of strip battles is getting both of you excited! Care for another? And another after that? And perhaps after that one more?
There's still a few pieces of clothing left to lose...
There's still a few pieces of clothing left to lose...
Hunting for trespassers can be difficult when your massive silhouette gives you away long before you enter a room...
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Hunting for trespassers can be difficult when your massive silhouette gives you away long before you enter a room...
Y'all didn't let Canari down!
Part 4 coming at you next week! We keep pushing to the finale :D
Part 4 coming at you next week! We keep pushing to the finale :D
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Y'all didn't let Canari down!
Part 4 coming at you next week! We keep pushing to the finale :D
Part 4 coming at you next week! We keep pushing to the finale :D
This stream is far from over! Canari's just inching closer to her first donation goal to keep this running another week and with her this big, imagine just how much further she can push it!
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
This stream is far from over! Canari's just inching closer to her first donation goal to keep this running another week and with her this big, imagine just how much further she can push it!
This party might not be the most complex, but I'm sure their strength and size will be able to solve any issues that get in their way!
November 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
This party might not be the most complex, but I'm sure their strength and size will be able to solve any issues that get in their way!
A proxy's job is never done! Time for another golden day in New Eridu!
November 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
A proxy's job is never done! Time for another golden day in New Eridu!
With each passing moment, her legs grow higher into the sky. It's only as you're looking up that you realize you don't even remember her face anymore.
November 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
With each passing moment, her legs grow higher into the sky. It's only as you're looking up that you realize you don't even remember her face anymore.
"Looks like you're a trainer of fine caliber. Now, I could use some assistance if you don't mind..."
November 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
"Looks like you're a trainer of fine caliber. Now, I could use some assistance if you don't mind..."
The stream might be starting slow, but that hasn't stopped the leader of DYN4MO before and it won't stop her now!
Even the little bit of donations so far has grown her this big! Imagine if she hits her sub goals 👀
Even the little bit of donations so far has grown her this big! Imagine if she hits her sub goals 👀
November 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The stream might be starting slow, but that hasn't stopped the leader of DYN4MO before and it won't stop her now!
Even the little bit of donations so far has grown her this big! Imagine if she hits her sub goals 👀
Even the little bit of donations so far has grown her this big! Imagine if she hits her sub goals 👀
Everybody's favorite canonical party member is going to need a custom lute going forward! She might've just outgrown this one a smidge.
November 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Everybody's favorite canonical party member is going to need a custom lute going forward! She might've just outgrown this one a smidge.
Looks like Candy Kong is offering up some big pieces of Candy for you!
November 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Looks like Candy Kong is offering up some big pieces of Candy for you!
There's no safe strong enough or security creative enough to block a bat on a mission!
Though it appears the Chaos Emeralds have a new effect for their holder. Good thing she only has one for now... Right?
Though it appears the Chaos Emeralds have a new effect for their holder. Good thing she only has one for now... Right?
November 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
There's no safe strong enough or security creative enough to block a bat on a mission!
Though it appears the Chaos Emeralds have a new effect for their holder. Good thing she only has one for now... Right?
Though it appears the Chaos Emeralds have a new effect for their holder. Good thing she only has one for now... Right?
I think you looking at them is making them bigger...
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I think you looking at them is making them bigger...
"Fine, I'll indulge you a little. Maybe now this will help you get back out there and finish gathering all that data!"
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
"Fine, I'll indulge you a little. Maybe now this will help you get back out there and finish gathering all that data!"
Canari coming to you live! If you get in early you might just get a sneak peak at some of the guests she's planning to bring on this week...
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Canari coming to you live! If you get in early you might just get a sneak peak at some of the guests she's planning to bring on this week...
It's the moment you've all been waiting for, Canatics!
Canari is here and she knows you're hyped to help her with her big dono drive! I'm sure the sparks will fly as you hit her goals and watch her fill up her streaming room and beyond!
Canari is here and she knows you're hyped to help her with her big dono drive! I'm sure the sparks will fly as you hit her goals and watch her fill up her streaming room and beyond!
November 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
It's the moment you've all been waiting for, Canatics!
Canari is here and she knows you're hyped to help her with her big dono drive! I'm sure the sparks will fly as you hit her goals and watch her fill up her streaming room and beyond!
Canari is here and she knows you're hyped to help her with her big dono drive! I'm sure the sparks will fly as you hit her goals and watch her fill up her streaming room and beyond!
A dark paladin carries the weight and power of a barbarian oh so well...
November 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
A dark paladin carries the weight and power of a barbarian oh so well...