CaptainTolson
@captaintolson.bsky.social
🔞Howdy! I’m a nature loving, adhd gamer playing, movie loving nerd! Just enjoying what the world has to offer!
Just say which way you like me most
November 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Just say which way you like me most
Throwback to the old apartment 😜
November 29, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Throwback to the old apartment 😜
Feeling the urge to post nsfw content again… 🤔
November 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Feeling the urge to post nsfw content again… 🤔
Had a chest hair trimming mishap and had no choice but to shave it all 😭😩
September 12, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Had a chest hair trimming mishap and had no choice but to shave it all 😭😩
Missing Miss Rosie today ❤️
August 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Missing Miss Rosie today ❤️
Should I go out tonight?
March 23, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Should I go out tonight?
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Oh man, talk about not reading the room—Schumer picked the perfect time for a book tour. (sarcasm)
@schumer.senate.gov hits the road next week to promote his book, while the people he abandoned are left in panic mode. You don’t think people will show up to protest, do you?
Step Down Chuck
@schumer.senate.gov hits the road next week to promote his book, while the people he abandoned are left in panic mode. You don’t think people will show up to protest, do you?
Step Down Chuck
March 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Oh man, talk about not reading the room—Schumer picked the perfect time for a book tour. (sarcasm)
@schumer.senate.gov hits the road next week to promote his book, while the people he abandoned are left in panic mode. You don’t think people will show up to protest, do you?
Step Down Chuck
@schumer.senate.gov hits the road next week to promote his book, while the people he abandoned are left in panic mode. You don’t think people will show up to protest, do you?
Step Down Chuck
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If this doesn’t terrify and infuriate you we’re not on the same side
NEW: Family of Mahmoud Khalil just released footage of his arrest
“Stop resisting”
“He’s not resisting”
Agents seen continuing to ignore Mahmoud’s wife as she asks basic questions
“Stop resisting”
“He’s not resisting”
Agents seen continuing to ignore Mahmoud’s wife as she asks basic questions
March 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
If this doesn’t terrify and infuriate you we’re not on the same side
Section 2, Paragraph 2. Am I reading this incorrectly? Straight from DOJ website
February 8, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Section 2, Paragraph 2. Am I reading this incorrectly? Straight from DOJ website
It genuinely flabbergasts me when parents are upset and shocked when their LGBT+ children express a desire to move away for safety reasons. Yet, they turned a blind eye to so much of their child’s bullying their entire childhood
December 8, 2024 at 6:14 PM
It genuinely flabbergasts me when parents are upset and shocked when their LGBT+ children express a desire to move away for safety reasons. Yet, they turned a blind eye to so much of their child’s bullying their entire childhood
Just rewatched Barbie and now I am having an existential crisis
December 8, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Just rewatched Barbie and now I am having an existential crisis
Rise of Skywalker is still the biggest cinema disappointment I’ve experienced in my lifetime
December 7, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Rise of Skywalker is still the biggest cinema disappointment I’ve experienced in my lifetime
Post a 3-10 second video of yourself.
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December 7, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Post a 3-10 second video of yourself.
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If you skip Dandadan's opening, I'm not sure I can trust you.
Just being honest, here.
Just being honest, here.
December 7, 2024 at 5:20 AM
If you skip Dandadan's opening, I'm not sure I can trust you.
Just being honest, here.
Just being honest, here.
Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer is a direct metaphor for growing up 🌈 and you can’t convince me otherwise 💅🏼
December 7, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer is a direct metaphor for growing up 🌈 and you can’t convince me otherwise 💅🏼
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Pondering the logistics of pawning all of my stuff and living on the road for a year 🤔
December 6, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Pondering the logistics of pawning all of my stuff and living on the road for a year 🤔
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November 20, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Whelp, time for another social media adventure!
November 20, 2024 at 6:35 AM
Whelp, time for another social media adventure!