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Regular Eli
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The same Eli you know and love*, now with 12% less grease!

NZ-based history, wargames, and RPG nerd, for my crimes
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Here's a XIXth Legion Champion I made for a Secret Centurion exchange at the first Horus Heresy event I went to at beginning of the year! Still very proud of this one
A kitbashed Raven Guard space marine character, with a sword and plasma pistol and a jetpack. The bits are visibly of different origins, some being painted and others bare plastic. He is kicking off of a technological looking piece of rubble A kitbashed Raven Guard space marine character, with a sword and plasma pistol and a jetpack. The same model as previous, but from the side The bits are visibly of different origins, some being painted and others bare plastic. He is kicking off of a technological looking piece of rubble A kitbashed Raven Guard space marine character, with a sword and plasma pistol and a jetpack. The same model as previous, but from the back The bits are visibly of different origins, some being painted and others bare plastic. He is kicking off of a technological looking piece of rubble
June 6, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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This is one I made earlier
Americans hate France because of the systemic hate campaign created by the American media after the French refused to assist the 2004 Invasion and Occupation of Iraq I hate France because they literally bombed my country We are not the same
May 20, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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currently doing readings for my class on documentary research on friday and its like
Ted Danson as Michael from NBC's The Good Place season 3 episode 11 "Chidi Sees The Time-Knife", the scene where Chidi sees the time-knife, and Michael replies "Yeah, yeah, the time-knife, we've all seen it". The subtitles instead read "Oh yeah the ultimate inaccessibility of the past and the impacts this has on any attempts to know the truth of history we've all reckoned with it"
April 8, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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Bluesky posts Megapope: Lol that SwiftOnSecurity weirdo went full whinging liberal I see. Yes it's deeeeefinitly the evil socialists fault well done great job. Megapope: American entitlement is so boring Repost of SwiftOnSecurity: I just can't get over. America was basically the coolest thing that ever happened to the planet. No matter what the fucking commies say, it established a new baseline for global conduct and system. The greatest peace in the history of Man. And I have to live as I watch it fall apart by choice.
March 23, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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the logo for the franchise Jim's Mowing, which features the image of a bearded man in a hat, the eponymous Jim, in green
March 21, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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So often neglected in The Beatles discourse
Screenshot of a twitter post, featuring the four members of The Beatles band in Sgt Pepper's era costume against a yellow background. To the right is a black and white copy of Ringo. "Disappointed to hear we won't be getting a biopic about the often forgotten fifth member of The Beatles, Dark Ringo, sometimes referred to as Wrongo" The tweet is quoting another tweet from DiscussingFilms, which is discussing an upcoming series of 4 biopics, each focusing on a single member of The Beatles.
November 17, 2024 at 4:02 AM
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now im not saying things were better on the 15th of May, 1912, HOWEVER
An excerpt from a story in the New Zealand Evening Post newspaper on the 15 May 1912, reading "Nothing is more remarkable in Welling-ton at the present moment than the lack of happenings of public interest. There are not strikes of note - capital and labour are at rest for the time being. The elec-tions are over, and the people are satisfied, but the cold winter is here,"
September 24, 2024 at 2:35 AM
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oh that's not a bad number
Bluesky celebrating 10 Million users, stating that Regular Eli is the 300,518th user to join, and thus in the first 10%
September 17, 2024 at 2:17 AM
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can you ask them wth this even means
A Spotify playlist. "daylist - summer indie tuesday morning" "You listened to 'fresh' and indie on Tuesdays in the morning. Here's some: 'summer', indie, 'work', 'action-adventure', 'energy' and 'delightful'"
August 27, 2024 at 2:12 AM
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A white man, likely a televangelist, in a black suit and a blue tie, with his eyes closed as if praying. The caption reads "Jesus, I see what you've done for other people, and I want that for me."
June 27, 2024 at 4:44 AM
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The top image is Gordon Ramsay in a kitchen, holding two pieces of bread to the sides of another chef, and asking her "What are you?". The bottom image is focused on the other chef, as she shamefully says "An idiot sandwich", except it has been edited to say "A Cherished Sandwich"
June 15, 2024 at 4:15 AM
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Oh shit I've just recently built MY lil Din and lil Grogu
Grey plastic miniatures of Star Wars characters Din Djarin and Grogu. They are slightly blurry, and are placed on a bright green plastic box
May 25, 2024 at 7:31 AM
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Supreme Chancellor Palpatine, from the Star Wars film, Revenge of the Sith, scarred from his use of the Dark Side of the Force, screaming and blasting lightning from his hands. A caption reads "no babe you left it at my place last week you know youre super forgetful"
April 14, 2024 at 10:36 AM
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Day 6 of this cold like
A white and tabby cat is standing against a white background, screaming at a food bowl which has plenty of food but in which the bottom can be seen. The text reads, in all capitals, "why is there so much mucus?". Multiple question marks have been appended, presumably for humour
March 25, 2024 at 1:02 AM
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February 13, 2024 at 3:16 AM
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He'd fit! It'd be tighter than I'd prefer, but you could do it. You're right about the load out, though. Boring load out. If you want that, just bring a warrior priest
February 6, 2024 at 4:42 AM
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January 17, 2024 at 4:40 AM
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January 10, 2024 at 12:53 AM
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i am looking back at some of these and i am legit one of the funniest human beings on g-d's good earth
December 30, 2023 at 8:23 AM
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Had to go digging for this but
December 30, 2023 at 7:35 AM
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December 29, 2023 at 1:49 AM
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me remembering leafblowers like
December 26, 2023 at 3:17 AM
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that's right, nat, you'll make your own pesto, and it'll the best damn pesto every time. you'll make it fresh every week. And she'll be there. The trans girl with no brain rot. to eat your pesto
a section of Fortunino Matania's 1917 painting "The Last Message", portraying two world war 1 soldiers in a barren, bomb-torn no-man's land. One soldier is dying, and the other is holding the first's hand, listening to their final words
December 25, 2023 at 10:46 AM
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It's Red Baby
Five space marines with jump packs, currently half painted red
December 19, 2023 at 9:16 AM
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December 14, 2023 at 8:37 AM