Captain DeSoto
@captaindesoto.bsky.social
Commanding officer of the Federation starship USS Hood, posting exclusively about whichever episode of Star Trek I happen to be watching.
Seriously? Betazed has fallen to the Dominion and the Breen have attacked Tellar and you’re thinking about a new Sage Francis album?
September 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Seriously? Betazed has fallen to the Dominion and the Breen have attacked Tellar and you’re thinking about a new Sage Francis album?
Unless your ship was in the Battle of Wolf 359 😰
September 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Unless your ship was in the Battle of Wolf 359 😰
nope
it’s still the Borg
it’s still the Borg
August 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
nope
it’s still the Borg
it’s still the Borg
It looks rad. I love a badass scar. Make up a different outlandish story every time someone asks about it.
“Mountain lion got me. Cost doin’ business when you live in the mountains.”
“Mountain lion got me. Cost doin’ business when you live in the mountains.”
July 4, 2025 at 8:05 AM
It looks rad. I love a badass scar. Make up a different outlandish story every time someone asks about it.
“Mountain lion got me. Cost doin’ business when you live in the mountains.”
“Mountain lion got me. Cost doin’ business when you live in the mountains.”
From the far more reputable Luchablog
May 6, 2025 at 1:57 PM
From the far more reputable Luchablog
Shoot him a Wes Hot American Summer t-shirt
April 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Shoot him a Wes Hot American Summer t-shirt
I’m from a post-scarcity society with no money, so I had to sell my foosball table to get my hands on some latinum so I could contribute, but I got it done.
March 28, 2025 at 9:27 AM
I’m from a post-scarcity society with no money, so I had to sell my foosball table to get my hands on some latinum so I could contribute, but I got it done.
Of course you posted the version before I corrected that typo. Always trying to embarrass me.
February 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Of course you posted the version before I corrected that typo. Always trying to embarrass me.
There’s a thing. It could kill everyone. We gotta stop it. There’s this guy San from the mirror universe. He died though. But he’s not dead. He’s got the thing. But we killed him. They blew up the thing.
Hey here’s Jamie Lee Curtis.
Hey here’s Jamie Lee Curtis.
February 8, 2025 at 8:55 AM
There’s a thing. It could kill everyone. We gotta stop it. There’s this guy San from the mirror universe. He died though. But he’s not dead. He’s got the thing. But we killed him. They blew up the thing.
Hey here’s Jamie Lee Curtis.
Hey here’s Jamie Lee Curtis.
Oh good. They killed the annoying cyborg.
February 8, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Oh good. They killed the annoying cyborg.
This planet they’re on somehow has whole forests despite random fiery explosions going off every couple seconds. Really speaks to the resilience of the mighty tree.
February 8, 2025 at 8:19 AM
This planet they’re on somehow has whole forests despite random fiery explosions going off every couple seconds. Really speaks to the resilience of the mighty tree.
Well this certainly is a visually stunning piece of trash.
February 8, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Well this certainly is a visually stunning piece of trash.
Having a Deltan on the team was an interesting idea. So they killed her off.
February 8, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Having a Deltan on the team was an interesting idea. So they killed her off.
An Irish Vulcan. Every planet has an Ireland.
February 8, 2025 at 7:45 AM
An Irish Vulcan. Every planet has an Ireland.
Our protagonist seems to have killed her entire family for power. Off to a great start.
February 8, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Our protagonist seems to have killed her entire family for power. Off to a great start.
Can we join the Mexican conference?
December 24, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Can we join the Mexican conference?
The station has been having power fluctuations and now it’s being sucked into the wormhole. They figure out that one of the objects Vash was auctioning was the culprit. They beam it off the station and it turns into a big stingray thing and flies into the wormhole. This episode is terrible.
December 9, 2024 at 10:52 AM
The station has been having power fluctuations and now it’s being sucked into the wormhole. They figure out that one of the objects Vash was auctioning was the culprit. They beam it off the station and it turns into a big stingray thing and flies into the wormhole. This episode is terrible.
Sisko handles Q the way everyone should’ve always handled Q: he punches him in the face
December 9, 2024 at 9:06 AM
Sisko handles Q the way everyone should’ve always handled Q: he punches him in the face
She’s brought a bunch of items back from the Gamma quadrant. She gives Quark an earjob to get him to set up an auction to sell them.
Riveting stuff so far.
Riveting stuff so far.
December 9, 2024 at 8:58 AM
She’s brought a bunch of items back from the Gamma quadrant. She gives Quark an earjob to get him to set up an auction to sell them.
Riveting stuff so far.
Riveting stuff so far.
Q is also here. Vash is well and truly sick of his horseshit.
December 9, 2024 at 8:55 AM
Q is also here. Vash is well and truly sick of his horseshit.