It's the frenetic little tail wags that really smash my dopamine receptors here, which is saying something when there's a tiny little belly-belly on display! Thank you!

Do these small dogs have little nosies, and is there as yet unrevealed photographic evidence?

That's Ceausescu's Wario, maybe?

Hypothetically, that's fucking disgusting, comrade, and I hope you bleach every surface before handling any food where your precious angel's litter-paws and butt-tongue have been.

He couldn't decide how to punctuate the possessive for Oates and didn't want to get it wrong, so he went with this incredibly awkward phrasing.

I'm blocked by a food bank?

Oooooooh I hope I hope, let me live in the blueeee

I wondered where that came from.

Tell em Abe msa.maryland.gov/megafile/msa...

Read it in high school and immediately reread it I was so blown away

I disagree completely. I want to find out his entire body was degloved dick first in an accident with a tractor PTO.