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☮️elio🏴‍☠️🥂
@captain-brightsky.bsky.social
omnia vincit amor | your local gay half-elf pirate in an aloha shirt | polite menace, that would be my brand #ofmd | neither ceasing nor desisting | ✨fuck AI✨ | 27 y.o., he/they, eng/ru
i suppose i'm like. CATCHING UP with it?? since back then i honest to god had no idea i am in fact having what is known as a crush? STILL. brains are so fucking weird
December 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
yeah i'm still going through whatever fucking phase i entered this october
December 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
THERE WERE ANGELS DINING AT THE RITZ
December 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
the way this is literally just stede. not even "space opera au stede" or something, it literally looks like something canon stede could wear
December 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
he doesn't like it but he knows how to cope with it when needed. small random disruptions in his routine are in fact more likely to grind his gears than huge upheavals
December 1, 2025 at 11:14 AM
i hope all his yachts and mansions get infested with bedbugs for the rest of his life
December 1, 2025 at 11:00 AM
i think one diva (me) is more than enough for the task fkskskfkdk
November 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
NOT lucius, that i can say for sure
November 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
but now after a lifetime of being either helpless or the embodiment of terror and violence he gets to be the protector his young self wanted to be so mucch🥹 he gets to feel safe and to make the love of his life feel safe!
November 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
if it's any consolation, the first person i hurt with this was me
November 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
idk what's wrong with me today!!!!!
November 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
stede was out of town for a while for some important business but today he is finally returning home!!!!! they're both vibrating at glass shattering frequency about it (hope stede doesn't fry all the plane electronics with his anticipatory static field)
November 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
i bet he wished he was big and strong enough to bodily shield his mom just like that when he was little
November 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
man my timeline is keeping me FED tonight🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷
November 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
ramen🍜🍜🍜
November 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
i MIGHT be a little bit partial to making stede bonnet cry. just a tiny bit biased
November 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
am i sorry? the jury's still out on that
November 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
HAP BORTH
November 30, 2025 at 12:32 PM
everyone jokes about stede moaning ed's name in his sleep because sex dreams etc etc, but personally i immediately interpreted it as stede straight up crying in his sleep every night and never revised it
November 30, 2025 at 12:26 PM
November 28, 2025 at 10:13 AM