Capn Borscht
@capnborscht.bsky.social
✡️ Michigander, hydrogeologist
Disgraceful for them to acknowledge digiornio, which after 2020 nosedived in quality and INSISTS on its garbage chicken pepperoni
Despite being otherwise gauche and having a bland crust, screamin sicilian is the only decent brand right now for whatever reason
Despite being otherwise gauche and having a bland crust, screamin sicilian is the only decent brand right now for whatever reason
Frozen pizza is special in its own right. But not every pizza is worth the freezer space. Wirecutter testers tasted 26 widely available frozen cheese and pepperoni pizzas. Here are their favorites: nyti.ms/483c6So
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Disgraceful for them to acknowledge digiornio, which after 2020 nosedived in quality and INSISTS on its garbage chicken pepperoni
Despite being otherwise gauche and having a bland crust, screamin sicilian is the only decent brand right now for whatever reason
Despite being otherwise gauche and having a bland crust, screamin sicilian is the only decent brand right now for whatever reason
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I know posting excerpts from 1984 is passé but this is literally the fifth page of 1984
September 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I know posting excerpts from 1984 is passé but this is literally the fifth page of 1984
Need a companion to the world bollard association called World Guy Association
November 29, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Need a companion to the world bollard association called World Guy Association
It's really about what they eat, which is infinitely easier to change
November 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
It's really about what they eat, which is infinitely easier to change
This is how I learn Pity Sex (and Brave Bird???) has a Wikipedia page
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
This is how I learn Pity Sex (and Brave Bird???) has a Wikipedia page
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Years of work involving an amazing team at BBCSstudios Framestore AppleTV, our series #PrehistoricPlanetIceAge is out now on #AppleTV. Huge thanks to everyone involved. All 5 eps have been released!
November 26, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Years of work involving an amazing team at BBCSstudios Framestore AppleTV, our series #PrehistoricPlanetIceAge is out now on #AppleTV. Huge thanks to everyone involved. All 5 eps have been released!
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Not to express my Judith Butler brain disease, but a tremendous disconnect in American society is created by the conflation of sex, sexuality, and gender and the view they are a product of traits that are simultaneously essential and pure social performance which must be constantly upheld.
So many men go through life like that. You can play poker because it's right-coded, you can't enjoy fruity alcoholic drinks because they're women-coded, you can't lick an ice cream cone because it's gay-coded. All day, every day, choosing and judging things based on coding for narrow norms.
November 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Not to express my Judith Butler brain disease, but a tremendous disconnect in American society is created by the conflation of sex, sexuality, and gender and the view they are a product of traits that are simultaneously essential and pure social performance which must be constantly upheld.
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You aren't a leftist in my mind if you aren't Pretty Ok at blackjack
November 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
You aren't a leftist in my mind if you aren't Pretty Ok at blackjack
Look, it might be essentially a monument to genocide but consider this: it's very pretty
new BONUS EPISODE about a HUGE FUCK-OFF ARCH with @whatahellofawaytodad.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Look, it might be essentially a monument to genocide but consider this: it's very pretty
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insanity often leads to anti-semitism but anti-semitism also often leads to insanity.
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
insanity often leads to anti-semitism but anti-semitism also often leads to insanity.
I've been middle aged my entire life
Being middle aged is packing for Thanksgiving and staring at four nearly identical flannel shirts thinking well, I can't bring this one. It's too expected.
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I've been middle aged my entire life
I liked Rogue One when it came out (sans CGI Carrie Fisher), and then after finishing Andor I went back to it for a rewatch and I was just like "Wow this is painfully worse than Andor"
yes i have seen ANDOR, no it does not “make it better” because any given film should be evaluated on its own as a standalone text.
November 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I liked Rogue One when it came out (sans CGI Carrie Fisher), and then after finishing Andor I went back to it for a rewatch and I was just like "Wow this is painfully worse than Andor"
I could nitpick a few of these to death, but Rise of Skywalker being the worst is objectively correct
A completely contemptuous, borderline racist pile of filth
A completely contemptuous, borderline racist pile of filth
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I could nitpick a few of these to death, but Rise of Skywalker being the worst is objectively correct
A completely contemptuous, borderline racist pile of filth
A completely contemptuous, borderline racist pile of filth
Kelly is probably the only politically mid senator I have any respect for
you fire right back at them and you FIRE RIGHT AWAY.
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Kelly is probably the only politically mid senator I have any respect for
I want more ridiculous articles in this vein. I want the American Geophysical Union to put out "Men are in trouble. Maybe collecting cool rocks is a solution"
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I want more ridiculous articles in this vein. I want the American Geophysical Union to put out "Men are in trouble. Maybe collecting cool rocks is a solution"
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I want to send out a holiday card that’s just this:
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I want to send out a holiday card that’s just this:
Very few states would pay me to do the kind of environmental work that I do, and fewer still as generously
There are material reasons people live in blue states; there are material reasons why the states are blue
There are material reasons people live in blue states; there are material reasons why the states are blue
Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."
November 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Very few states would pay me to do the kind of environmental work that I do, and fewer still as generously
There are material reasons people live in blue states; there are material reasons why the states are blue
There are material reasons people live in blue states; there are material reasons why the states are blue
During her entire media blitz was she asked ONCE about her antisemitism???
(Not a whole lot of Jews in Rome Georgia but yaknow, kind of a national figure)
(Not a whole lot of Jews in Rome Georgia but yaknow, kind of a national figure)
answer is great but also it's telling that the guy who's been saying this since day 1 has to answer about whether he's an antisemite for 5 min every interview while the same people grin vacantly at the jewish space lasers lady and call her a brave warrior
WELKER: What is your message to Jewish New Yorkers who feel you won't be tough enough in your response to antisemitism?
MAMDANI: That I am looking forward to being the next mayor and fulfilling the commitment I've made to Jewish New Yorkers to not only protect them but to celebrate and cherish them
MAMDANI: That I am looking forward to being the next mayor and fulfilling the commitment I've made to Jewish New Yorkers to not only protect them but to celebrate and cherish them
November 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
During her entire media blitz was she asked ONCE about her antisemitism???
(Not a whole lot of Jews in Rome Georgia but yaknow, kind of a national figure)
(Not a whole lot of Jews in Rome Georgia but yaknow, kind of a national figure)
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answer is great but also it's telling that the guy who's been saying this since day 1 has to answer about whether he's an antisemite for 5 min every interview while the same people grin vacantly at the jewish space lasers lady and call her a brave warrior
WELKER: What is your message to Jewish New Yorkers who feel you won't be tough enough in your response to antisemitism?
MAMDANI: That I am looking forward to being the next mayor and fulfilling the commitment I've made to Jewish New Yorkers to not only protect them but to celebrate and cherish them
MAMDANI: That I am looking forward to being the next mayor and fulfilling the commitment I've made to Jewish New Yorkers to not only protect them but to celebrate and cherish them
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
answer is great but also it's telling that the guy who's been saying this since day 1 has to answer about whether he's an antisemite for 5 min every interview while the same people grin vacantly at the jewish space lasers lady and call her a brave warrior
They need to bring back the lemonade that kills you
Panera Bread fell behind Chipotle and Panda Express, after it began shrinking its sandwiches and skimping on salads.
Now to win customers back, the chain plans to reinvest in the business and undo many of those same cost-cutting measures, it said Tuesday.
Now to win customers back, the chain plans to reinvest in the business and undo many of those same cost-cutting measures, it said Tuesday.
Panera lost diners by cutting portions and staff. It's reversing course to win them back
Panera Bread has unveiled a turnaround strategy to reverse years of traffic declines.
cnb.cx
November 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
They need to bring back the lemonade that kills you
Meanwhile you could just launch two (2) Falcon Heavies
Which we already have
Which are very cheap
Which SpaceX also owns
Which are mostly reusable
Which we already have
Which are very cheap
Which SpaceX also owns
Which are mostly reusable
Starship doesn’t have enough launch fuel to escape low-earth-orbit, so SpaceX’s plan for Artemis III is to launch one, and then launch a bunch more Starships (at least 14!!) with a cargo of extra fuel, and gradually refuel the first one in orbit so it can get it the moon
That’s the actual plan
That’s the actual plan
November 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Meanwhile you could just launch two (2) Falcon Heavies
Which we already have
Which are very cheap
Which SpaceX also owns
Which are mostly reusable
Which we already have
Which are very cheap
Which SpaceX also owns
Which are mostly reusable
BROH????
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
BROH????
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I AM GOING TO HANG DEMOCRATIC SENATORS FOR TREASON THIS IS SEDITION
A random thirty-something socialist from New York City with an aloof art school wife:
A random thirty-something socialist from New York City with an aloof art school wife:
November 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I AM GOING TO HANG DEMOCRATIC SENATORS FOR TREASON THIS IS SEDITION
A random thirty-something socialist from New York City with an aloof art school wife:
A random thirty-something socialist from New York City with an aloof art school wife:
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Socialism is anyone they don’t like doing anything that they’re not a fan of
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Socialism is anyone they don’t like doing anything that they’re not a fan of