Sir Candle
banner
candlescrackshack.bsky.social
Sir Candle
@candlescrackshack.bsky.social
[NO KIDS ALLOWED]
Hey, I'm Candle (24) , I'm here on the Cool New Website(tm)
Still gay, still drawing fat fucks, still occasionally drawing women

I'm tired of this shit, wake me up when the katsudon's ready.
No clue if I'm alone in this opinion, but I genuinely wish the entire movie expanded upon the first third of the story. I LOVED the grungey shit-encrusted hellscape, it was such a fun setpiece and I REALLY wanted to see more of it.
November 30, 2025 at 10:08 AM
YOU FOOL, YOU HAVE STOLEN FROM THE FAT BOY TEMPLE
CURSE OF AGING
November 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Please, my gay little heart will EXPLODE, I eagerly await to see him
November 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
He'd totally let you, he's a real pushover lol
November 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
100%, I know people like that, these bitches need some Akira in their lives, strap them down and get some Bakshi in them
November 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
It's a QWOP-ish physics-based platformer thing, the gimmick is you manually move your arms to pick up shit and climb and whatnot. I think it was a big lets-player game in the late 2010's, I remember having fun with it in college.
November 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Happy Halloween! I love the little witch outfit on Jude, it's super cute on him
November 1, 2025 at 10:19 AM
See? You get the idea
October 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Peak NES gaming, absolutely unrivaled
October 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM