He's a Magic the Gathering player, so this checks out. (And I say this as an MTG player myself)

Jesus Christ every time I see that guy it gives me fucking flashbacks. Kinda surprised he's here, tbh...Twitter suits him much better.

No, seriously, this show is fucking perfect. One of the most enjoyable shows I've watched in a while.

Evergreen skeet.

I am the kind of degenerate who thinks that the order of medals on a uniform is an incredibly stupid, insipid thing to worry about under any circumstances (Which is one of many reasons I would have made a terrible soldier/sailor/airman/Marine)

Make things more dangerous, so people are more likely to need medical care, which they will do nothing to address the cost of. Yep, sounds like modern conservatives.

I choose death.

The people yearn for the Good Takes.

This place has the juice.

Grady's purrs cured my depression, cleared up my acne, and made my crops flourish.