I don’t think I’ve slept this poorly in months
December 2, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I don’t think I’ve slept this poorly in months
No one ever talks about how Sarah Jessica Parker would’ve made a great Valak
December 2, 2025 at 2:43 AM
No one ever talks about how Sarah Jessica Parker would’ve made a great Valak
Ever since I put my AirPods in the reels haven’t been as good *sigh*
I’m kicking my feet and giggling again watching the most legendary reel pulls of all time and he just asked me to go get my AirPods….
@daddyvourdalak.bsky.social rolling his eyes when I want to show him yet another 2 minute video
December 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Ever since I put my AirPods in the reels haven’t been as good *sigh*
I’m kicking my feet and giggling again watching the most legendary reel pulls of all time and he just asked me to go get my AirPods….
@daddyvourdalak.bsky.social rolling his eyes when I want to show him yet another 2 minute video
I honestly wish you all could see what the little phone robots have put on my instagram reels algorithm today
December 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I’m kicking my feet and giggling again watching the most legendary reel pulls of all time and he just asked me to go get my AirPods….
So this is what it has come to? Working until I die?
December 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
So this is what it has come to? Working until I die?
Annnnnd we’re back
December 1, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Annnnnd we’re back
My forever movie date
December 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
My forever movie date
🎶 a smile is something special a ribbon is something rare🎶 💃🏻🕺🏼
December 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
🎶 a smile is something special a ribbon is something rare🎶 💃🏻🕺🏼
Now why’d I just see an under 26 selfie thread?? Yall want to leave me out of everything
December 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Now why’d I just see an under 26 selfie thread?? Yall want to leave me out of everything
Oh I love this Russian man
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Oh I love this Russian man
We got a new couch and all I want to do is sit on it all day long and not move a muscle
November 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
We got a new couch and all I want to do is sit on it all day long and not move a muscle
“I have a bad habit of looking for VPL. It’s just.. I wanna see cock”
November 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
“I have a bad habit of looking for VPL. It’s just.. I wanna see cock”
Thanksgiving was a success and I feel like I have gained 300 pounds
November 28, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Thanksgiving was a success and I feel like I have gained 300 pounds
Hitting that point of hosting preparation where I’m just walking around the house and looking at everything to triple check that it’s clean
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Hitting that point of hosting preparation where I’m just walking around the house and looking at everything to triple check that it’s clean
I wish I was the one getting basted rn 😔
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I wish I was the one getting basted rn 😔
Gobble gobble, everyone!
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Gobble gobble, everyone!
Who’s up brining their bird?
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Who’s up brining their bird?
Working on the food labels for Thanksgiving this year and I already have over 20 labels made and I’m not done. Everyone better wear their eatin dress
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Working on the food labels for Thanksgiving this year and I already have over 20 labels made and I’m not done. Everyone better wear their eatin dress
Looking awfully breedable, handsome!
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Looking awfully breedable, handsome!
I’m not physically ready to face the day. Someone come tuck me back in
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I’m not physically ready to face the day. Someone come tuck me back in
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Behind every gay dog is a gayer, more evil gay dog
November 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Behind every gay dog is a gayer, more evil gay dog
I took my mom to the antique mall and the first thing she says is “we’re going to need a cart” oh I am my mothers daughter that’s for sure
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I took my mom to the antique mall and the first thing she says is “we’re going to need a cart” oh I am my mothers daughter that’s for sure
My mom is here?? Someone rings my doorbell and my tiny little 5’2” mother is standing on my porch
November 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
My mom is here?? Someone rings my doorbell and my tiny little 5’2” mother is standing on my porch
Okay you can text now. He had to go clean his room
No one text me, I’m busy playing Fortnite with my nephew
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Okay you can text now. He had to go clean his room
No one text me, I’m busy playing Fortnite with my nephew
November 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
No one text me, I’m busy playing Fortnite with my nephew