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Cap
@callmecaptn.bsky.social
horny account of @captnconfusion.bsky.social | no minors | 25yo | he/him | 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 | 🔞 | this is where i scream | pfp by @/arocalyptic.bsky.social | commissions closed

#CaptnCommission #nsfwart
i cannot win orz

(nicht so dass das ding was ich erhalten hab schrott wäre. es tut genau was advertised. es ist nur sehr. underwhelming.)
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 AM
taugt der wenigstens was? 🥲
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 AM
das was mich interessiert (i.e. mit electronics & such) läuft normalerweise ab 45€ aufwärts :')
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 AM
(to be fair das war auch nicht eis de aber still)
November 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
i fear ich habe 35€ für disappointment ausgegeben also weiß ich nicht bruder
November 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
there are two wolves inside me

one wants to be a dangerous predator

the other wants to be in those dog grooming videos
November 20, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
sie sind... arbeitskollegen...
November 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM
kfkfkkdkf ich schreie
November 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
also it relies too much on drugging for my taste. not my kink.
November 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
it was brought to my attention that i haven't posted my only claim to fame on here yet :D

go, take the nsfw chart and be free

#ocmeme #nsfwoc #oc #occhart #nsfwocmeme
November 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
foaming at the mouth at kim's use of "officer" here
November 2, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM