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No fucking shit, Sherlock.
November 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
This is like saying my cat is available to perform surgery on birds.
November 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Address it in training and with the sports psychologist. Problem we now have is there's no time between games. Should have been looked at during the international break. Maybe it was, but if so they fucked it up.
November 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Since when did "respected all over the world" become a euphemism for "an international laughing stock"?
November 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
They have the composure of a sherry trifle in a rainstorm. Perhaps now at last he'll do something about it because last night they were truly, deeply shite.
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
The moment Guehi went off last night we immediately went from being bang average to absolute shite.
November 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
With any luck.
November 28, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Last night's football dinner at this house consisted of chicken stuffed with mozzarella and cranberries followed by a large helping of embarrassing shite. #cpfc
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 AM
This answers one of the most common questions about the Exchequer, which is "how come we can afford to <insert egregious waste of money> yet we can't afford <insert obvious unmet need>". Which isn't to say that prudence is irrelevant - see the £2 trillion the Tories added to the national debt.
November 28, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Obviously, it's in case he turned out to be a fraudster, a nonce or a Russian agent. Or rather, in case he were shown to be before it were too late.
November 28, 2025 at 8:45 AM
That performance especially the second half deserves nothing but trenchant criticism of the players' passion, composure and complacency. And the manager's.
November 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Beat Kups and Shelborne and we end with 12 points which gives us a chance. Drop points against either of those and frankly we deserve to go out.
November 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Pino and Canvot were both completely shit.
November 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The second half was so bad and so avoidably bad it requires an apology. An absolutely ghastly display of complacency and laziness backed up by some appalling tactical decisions and the usual final third decision making that belongs in the England middle-order batting attempt. Disgusting performance.
November 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Our finishing really is fucking pathetic.
November 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Treason.
November 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Apparently Toon fans in Marseilles were kettled for hours and hours.
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM