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HAPPY FUCKSGIVING 🫶 YOU TURKEY COCK 😏GOBBLERS🦃 CHRISTOPHER COLCUMBUS 💦CAME ON AMERICA 🇺🇸 RIDING THE GAYFLOWER 🌹 ACROSS THE SEA 🌊SO THAT YOU 🌝CAN SPREAD 🤸♀️YOUR GRAVY 💦ALL OVER YOUR SMASHED POTATHOES🍽️ GOBBLE GOBBLE😛😛 ON A BIG DICK 🍆THIS YEAR😛 WHITE MEAT 🤍 DARK MEAT 🖤 WE LOVE IT ALL ❤️🔥 THE TURKEY
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
HAPPY FUCKSGIVING 🫶 YOU TURKEY COCK 😏GOBBLERS🦃 CHRISTOPHER COLCUMBUS 💦CAME ON AMERICA 🇺🇸 RIDING THE GAYFLOWER 🌹 ACROSS THE SEA 🌊SO THAT YOU 🌝CAN SPREAD 🤸♀️YOUR GRAVY 💦ALL OVER YOUR SMASHED POTATHOES🍽️ GOBBLE GOBBLE😛😛 ON A BIG DICK 🍆THIS YEAR😛 WHITE MEAT 🤍 DARK MEAT 🖤 WE LOVE IT ALL ❤️🔥 THE TURKEY
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oh my GOD trump is a code-switched tenor this fucking rules
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
oh my GOD trump is a code-switched tenor this fucking rules
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I need everybody to read this and understand what’s going on. These are spouses of US citizens in the country legally. They have entry clearance and green cards, they’ve passed background checks and have no criminal records. ICE is taking them anyway.
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Green Card Interviews End in Handcuffs for Spouses of U.S. Citizens
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I need everybody to read this and understand what’s going on. These are spouses of US citizens in the country legally. They have entry clearance and green cards, they’ve passed background checks and have no criminal records. ICE is taking them anyway.
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
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"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
![REVERE, Mass. —
A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts.
The woman, Bruna Ferreira, has an 11-year-old son with Michael Leavitt, Karoline Leavitt's brother.
Ferreira migrated with her family to the United States from Brazil as a child and is currently in custody at an ICE facility in southern Louisiana.
Michael Leavitt released a statement, saying that his "only concern has always been the safety, well-being, and privacy of [his] son."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x4qyokjtdzgl7gmqhsw4ajqj/bafkreiacyzixchgacpjse7wyra342opgjsvdxzqdrkxq55zzqah65zyeae@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
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It’s pronounced Christmas jifts
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
It’s pronounced Christmas jifts
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My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
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Old friends are like bananas, they get sweeter with time and they are starting to look a little rough.
November 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Old friends are like bananas, they get sweeter with time and they are starting to look a little rough.
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Everyone’s all JDPON this and Decolonize that, but when some Nigerians and Bengalis make a few bucks from ragebaiting Americans into committing national suicide you get all upset
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Everyone’s all JDPON this and Decolonize that, but when some Nigerians and Bengalis make a few bucks from ragebaiting Americans into committing national suicide you get all upset
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(DEVELOPING) Laura Loomer has bitten a secret service agent
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
(DEVELOPING) Laura Loomer has bitten a secret service agent
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Makes sense. She usually has plans on January 6th.
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Makes sense. She usually has plans on January 6th.
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Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success
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>kneeling at da rave
>popedaddy leo puts the mdma pill on my tongue
>“rise my child”
>the beat drops
>feeling da heat of the holy spirit take hold of me
>somewhere far from papal ibiza jd vance has an aneurysm
>popedaddy leo puts the mdma pill on my tongue
>“rise my child”
>the beat drops
>feeling da heat of the holy spirit take hold of me
>somewhere far from papal ibiza jd vance has an aneurysm
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
>kneeling at da rave
>popedaddy leo puts the mdma pill on my tongue
>“rise my child”
>the beat drops
>feeling da heat of the holy spirit take hold of me
>somewhere far from papal ibiza jd vance has an aneurysm
>popedaddy leo puts the mdma pill on my tongue
>“rise my child”
>the beat drops
>feeling da heat of the holy spirit take hold of me
>somewhere far from papal ibiza jd vance has an aneurysm
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Neither rain nor sleet nor ICE
A U.S. postal worker on Long Island is accused of trying to help a man escape from ICE custody earlier this month, according to a federal criminal complaint: https://gothamist.visitlink.me/YNagDp
US postal worker charged with breaking man out of ICE custody on Long Island
Police arrested the worker and the man she tried to free.
gothamist.visitlink.me
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Neither rain nor sleet nor ICE
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You’re not unemployed you simply have allowed money to flow to where it can do better work, in many ways you are making the dreams of that money come true. Rather than be used for humdrum things like “food” and “warmth” you have freed it up to focus on “islands of perversion” with the cultural elite
What if the A.I. bubble “is an inevitable part of developing and adopting a revolutionary tool that will fundamentally improve productivity and growth?” Mohamed El-Erian writes.
Opinion | A.I. Is a Bubble. Maybe That’s OK.
Investors’ excitement rightly reflects the potential transformation of the entire economy.
nyti.ms
November 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
You’re not unemployed you simply have allowed money to flow to where it can do better work, in many ways you are making the dreams of that money come true. Rather than be used for humdrum things like “food” and “warmth” you have freed it up to focus on “islands of perversion” with the cultural elite
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We knock it a lot, but you've got to hand it to our timeline for dropping this just in time to be the soundtrack of the Epstein stuff
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
We knock it a lot, but you've got to hand it to our timeline for dropping this just in time to be the soundtrack of the Epstein stuff
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An all-too-common mistake is inferring the sexuality of historical figures based on contemporary standards that didn’t apply back then. For example, in the 1970s it was normal for a cop, a biker, a Native American, a construction worker, and a cowboy to be friends. It didn’t mean they were gay.
November 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
An all-too-common mistake is inferring the sexuality of historical figures based on contemporary standards that didn’t apply back then. For example, in the 1970s it was normal for a cop, a biker, a Native American, a construction worker, and a cowboy to be friends. It didn’t mean they were gay.
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It's called a cast iron pan because you cast it into the dishwasher
November 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
It's called a cast iron pan because you cast it into the dishwasher
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"Looper" (2012)
A Michigan man named JD Vance was sentenced for threatening to kill JD Vance. www.fox5ny.com/news/michiga...
Michigan man who shares same initials as JD Vance convicted of threatening to kill president, vice president
A Michigan man named JD Vance was sentenced for threatening to kill JD Vance.
www.fox5ny.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
"Looper" (2012)
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Call me the Grinch ‘cause I’ll take no L
November 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Call me the Grinch ‘cause I’ll take no L
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my religion is that i'd like to believe when you die you have to actually Hear Yourself and then the damned will crawl into Hell of their own free will
Govt minister Alex Norris is asked if the govt will take jewellery from people [fleeing war and persecution]. Norris says the govt won't be taking peoples wedding rings but they will seize assets.
November 17, 2025 at 9:41 AM
my religion is that i'd like to believe when you die you have to actually Hear Yourself and then the damned will crawl into Hell of their own free will
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This is real life now I guess
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
This is real life now I guess
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Marjorie Taylor Greene picking up on which way the wind is blowing is like watching a cat use the toilet. I always knew it was theoretically possible but it’s still unsettling to watch
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene picking up on which way the wind is blowing is like watching a cat use the toilet. I always knew it was theoretically possible but it’s still unsettling to watch
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From a statement from faith leaders at Broadview this morning:
"God does not bless cages. God does not sanction abductions. God demands freedom."
"God does not bless cages. God does not sanction abductions. God demands freedom."
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
From a statement from faith leaders at Broadview this morning:
"God does not bless cages. God does not sanction abductions. God demands freedom."
"God does not bless cages. God does not sanction abductions. God demands freedom."