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Burley
@burley.bsky.social
Nerdy and Techie
Well... Glad you're still alive at least.
October 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
October 22, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Meanwhile...

suburb coyotes: will eat your pets, children, grandmothers

city coyotes: that's just alonze, he does small animal control on night shift and sometimes pops into the bodega for a drink when it's hot
August 19, 2025 at 7:54 AM
ADHD means you likely also literally have a bunch of unused gift cards you keep forgetting to use...
August 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I feel this.

Specifically at

1:00
1:10
1:20
1:30
1:40
1:50 when I finally stop snoozing my alarm and go get the second dose of the day
July 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The way I started giggling
July 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
LOL someone heard "regulatory capture" while tuning past an actual news station and thought he could use the term to scare his voters
June 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Ugh, the replicated ones are just not as good. No matter what parameters you use the balance feels off.
May 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
If your wife can't find ya handsome, she can at least find ya handy 😉
May 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
🦀🦀🤘🏾🤘🏾🦀🦀🤘🏾🤘🏾🦀🦀🤘🏾🤘🏾
May 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I think you're charming as fuck ;)
May 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM