My dog will start pestering me for dinner at like 330 (doesn’t get fed until 5) but completely forget at like 4:58 and then be confused when I feed her at 530

wtf?

To be clear I would love nothing more to be wrong

I’ll be the curmudgeon and say that they don’t. I think they’ve invested a lot in her already and at this point Lizza is guy with a substack. If he had more juice he’d be someplace else, but he doesn’t and he isn’t, and I think they decide to just hunker down and let this blow over

I am so bummed - I was in western PA for Thanksgiving, and watched live TV, and didn’t see it. The YouTube version just doesn’t hit the same way

Dan, are you aware of the Western PA signal that it’s Christmas time? youtu.be/-W2IP-BTu30?...

This ad has been running for seemingly my entire life and I’m in my 40s

Mine asked about it one year and I told them that they are such good kids they don’t need someone watching them reporting back to Santa.

We don’t mess with surveillance states in this house

In case you’re feeling crafty www.instagram.com/reel/DOripGD...

That’s awesome!

Did the student get interested in the War of the Roses?

This should be a signal that graduates from Oklahoma University aren’t worth interviewing since their academics are clearly suspect

I don’t live in NYC but if he needs another soldier in this war I’m in

Got the holiday lights up and going grocery shopping, and then I am going melt into my couch

How are you? Are you taking time for yourself?

Happy Birthday!