Chris B
@burchris.bsky.social
Wrote a few horror movies with names like HALLOW'S END and CANNIBAL TABOO (if you've seen either all the way through, I commend you).
Pro-humanity, Anti-theist, Anti-centrist. I have a cat.
Enough already.
Pro-humanity, Anti-theist, Anti-centrist. I have a cat.
Enough already.
ME: "Okay, Snowball, let's go for your walk."
SNOWBALL: "We could do that. Or—and hear me out here—you could take me outside and I could sit for an uncomfortably long time next to a giant dog turd."
SNOWBALL: "We could do that. Or—and hear me out here—you could take me outside and I could sit for an uncomfortably long time next to a giant dog turd."
November 9, 2025 at 3:47 AM
ME: "Okay, Snowball, let's go for your walk."
SNOWBALL: "We could do that. Or—and hear me out here—you could take me outside and I could sit for an uncomfortably long time next to a giant dog turd."
SNOWBALL: "We could do that. Or—and hear me out here—you could take me outside and I could sit for an uncomfortably long time next to a giant dog turd."